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MattJack Dec 7th, 2009 05:14 PM

ETHNIC/REGIONAL LOVE MAKING
 
I've only been with white and black girls with the one exception of a Mexican girl I brought home from a hot night of drinking, dancing, and broken Spanish. I don't really have a preference between any of them, but my buddy for instance will only go after Asian girls. I feel like people who only date this or that are really limiting themselves, but who knows?

Pretty much the only people I'm not attracted to are Pakistani/Indian people. I don't know why either. Oh yeah, and any girl from the Northeast part of the country turns me off with that accent. Thick New Jersey, New York (the city), and Bostonian accents coming out of a woman's mouth makes me wanna throw up. Kinda odd, I know.

Do any of yall have a preference or are/not attracted to a certain people? Also, have yall been with people other than what you are(as defined by the US Census)?

Fathom Zero Dec 7th, 2009 05:18 PM

As long as she's not a terrible guido, I'm cool.

Tadao Dec 7th, 2009 05:23 PM

I never got to make love to a black girl. I like to grab hair and they always get really pissed at me.

Dimnos Dec 7th, 2009 05:24 PM

MatJack: Equal Opportunity Lover

Pit hair and bad teeth were the only thing stopping me before I got hitched.

Fathom Zero Dec 7th, 2009 05:27 PM

Also, I have the Jungle Fever something bad.

MattJack Dec 7th, 2009 05:51 PM

Damn str8, Dimnos! I agree with the hair/teeth thang too.

FZ, have you ever been with a black girl?

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 7th, 2009 06:01 PM

I don't eat chinese take out. I want some hot curry though. My ex was polish(the one with the unicorn throwing up rainbows tattoo) and she told me at one point the Mongolians took over poland and spread their seed so she might also be mongolian. I'm a little polish too but she ended up being wrong about a lot of things.

Fathom Zero Dec 7th, 2009 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 662236)
FZ, have you ever been with a black girl?

Yeah, they're a ton more fun. I mean, they don't bring a sour look to my face when out of bed.

MLE Dec 7th, 2009 10:17 PM

I've found certain people from almost all races appealing for one reason or another, though accents always intrigue me.

Zhukov Dec 7th, 2009 11:51 PM

Accents are definitely a huge turn on. The Australian accent is probably one of the most horrible things a person could have assault their ears, and anything European can attract my attention no problems.

Esuohlim Dec 8th, 2009 11:19 AM

I've never been attracted to a blonde.

Lighter-skinned Middle Eastern girls are the best, and Irish too (black Irish, none of that ginger shit).

Pentegarn Dec 8th, 2009 12:19 PM

I am attracted to one legged Hungarian animal seance specialists.

Terra Dec 8th, 2009 07:15 PM

They have to have all of their teeth. I like a good tongue job but gumming is OUT.

Supafly345 Dec 9th, 2009 02:37 AM

I used to have jungle fever, but several years ago that dissapeared. But it was rarely black girls who acted 'white', because that bothered me- so that could be a regional/cultural attraction thing. Nowadays I am attracted to everything BUT asians. I just don't get it, I want women not little boys. Why are so many white guys secret pedophiles?

Edit:admittedly a disproportionate amount of the girls I am interested still end up being black, but not by a huge amount.

elx Dec 11th, 2009 03:59 AM

dislike tall boys :( that's all i've discovered, thus far. skin tone is so unimportant.

Supafly345 Dec 11th, 2009 06:05 AM

you are so full of shit, every girl ever ever ever loves the fuck out of tall boy. Fuck you fucking liar." I am so independant and individual from everyone else" SHUT THE FUCK UP you luv the guys who are a foot taller than you and their big dix.

Zhukov Dec 11th, 2009 06:35 AM

Marisa Tomei likes short, stocky, bald men.

The Leader Dec 11th, 2009 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 662681)
dislike tall boys :( that's all i've discovered, thus far. skin tone is so unimportant.

Hows about midgets? :orgasm

bigtimecow Dec 11th, 2009 09:23 PM

i made out with a black chick before and her tongue was like sandpaper. not sure if this is a common characteristic

98% of the time i don't find asians attractive, for the same reasons previously stated (TOO FUCKING THIN / NO FEATURES). as some of you may know i like my woman with meat

i find some black girls attractive though, they just have to be thick thick thick -- big ass, big thighs, tits i guess (not crazy about them), and short hair. or actually a bald chick with the previous features would be fantastic (minus no hair pulling :()

otherwise i stick to white girls, dirty blonde or darker hair, have to be thick, and as for accents i'm not exactly sure if there's anything i dislike. i'd like to get with an english / australian / new zealand chick though

executioneer Dec 11th, 2009 10:12 PM

i only like girls from outer space

MattJack Dec 11th, 2009 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 662787)
i made out with a black chick before and her tongue was like sandpaper. not sure if this is a common characteristic

Yeah I think you just had some bad luck on that one, hoss.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BTC
i find some black girls attractive though, they just have to be thick thick thick -- big ass, big thighs, tits i guess (not crazy about them), and short hair. or actually a bald chick with the previous features would be fantastic (minus no hair pulling :()

I've been with a black girl who had about an inch of hair and tbh it was kinda gay. I mean gay in the literal sense because if you're using your magic wand from behind.. She just kinda looks like a dood with a big ass :(

:(

Tadao Dec 11th, 2009 10:16 PM

:lol

Sam Dec 11th, 2009 10:40 PM

I ONLY LIKE GIRLS WHO SWALLOW

THAT'S HOW ETHNIC IT GETS WITH ME

SO MAINLY STARVING AFRICANS

j/k man my dick is a racist but it has yellow fever SOMETHIN FIERCE

also polack fever

WHERE ALL THE POLACK BITCHESSSSS AT?

Fathom Zero Dec 12th, 2009 12:18 AM


Shrubfest Dec 12th, 2009 09:44 AM

The most ethnic I've been is a guy who was half chinese.
Unfortunatly, the chinese part was his dick. The rest of him was huge.

MattJack Dec 12th, 2009 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 662817)
The most ethnic I've been is a guy who was half chinese.
Unfortunatly, the chinese part was his dick. The rest of him was huge.

Did you have sex with him more than once?

Zomboid Dec 12th, 2009 07:53 PM

BTC's love for fat chicks is making me kinda nauseous.

Supafly345 Dec 13th, 2009 02:01 AM

YOU THICK YOU THICK YOU THICK

bigtimecow Dec 13th, 2009 10:07 AM

am i the only one? :(

damnit

Shrubfest Dec 13th, 2009 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 662842)
Did you have sex with him more than once?

Yeah, I did, why?

MattJack Dec 13th, 2009 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 662878)
Yeah, I did, why?

Then it must of not have been that bad

Just sayin.

MLE Dec 16th, 2009 10:51 PM

hahahaahahaha

Fathom Zero Dec 16th, 2009 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 662875)
am i the only one? :(

damnit

I enjoy girls with some heft to them. I'm really not picky when it comes to weight, though, I don't believe I've ever been attracted to this:


Supafly345 Dec 17th, 2009 05:29 AM

You are so full of shit.

EDIT:Oh, you said you weren't attracted to that.
Still, you weigh 90 lbs, a girl with heft to you would be the same as a normal person being attracted to that.

kahljorn Dec 17th, 2009 06:42 AM

:lol

Fathom Zero Dec 17th, 2009 09:03 AM

:lol

The sad part is that I lost ten pounds over the summer. I thought I was going to die. :(

I'm "healthier" now. Big Booty Bitches are a'ight.

Esuohlim Dec 17th, 2009 01:45 PM

I like skinny chicks with itty bitty titties (secretly gay)

Fathom Zero Dec 17th, 2009 01:53 PM

You like Blue Oatmeal.

Sam Dec 17th, 2009 03:04 PM

LADIES LOVE BLUE OATMEAL

Wiffles Dec 17th, 2009 07:16 PM

I would like to date a cybernetic organism ^.^

bigtimecow Dec 18th, 2009 12:04 PM

i married a nintendo ds game!

and that bitch is gross FZ

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Seven Force Jan 20th, 2011 09:25 PM

I'm only into black chicks

Seven Force Jan 20th, 2011 09:26 PM

Light skinned, dark skinned, doesn't matter, though I like em dark ;)

Seven Force Jan 20th, 2011 09:27 PM

True story I dated this Jamaican girl a few years back and one night we were in bed together in the dark and I asked her to smile for me and she did and then I said oh there you are and we laughed and laughed into the night

Esuohlim Jan 20th, 2011 09:31 PM

YOU CAN'T SEE WHITE PEOPLE IN THE DARK EITHER

I CLAIM THAT THE JOKE WORKS FOR ALL RACES

HOLD ON, YOU CAN'T SEE TEETH IN THE DARK AT ALL >:

7F YOUR STORY HOLDS NO WATER

Did she use glow-in-the-dark toothpaste? :(

Seven Force Jan 20th, 2011 09:42 PM

:lol

Tadao Jan 20th, 2011 10:57 PM

I usually turn on a black light after I cum in their mouth.


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