Father's Day!
So how do you plan on spoiling dad this year? I got my boyfriend a Tritton headset. Not my father but he is a father.
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playing Bad Company 2
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Going to the pony track.
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letting him have my turn with my sister
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I think there are what like 4 of us here?
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I'll tell some dad jokes. But I do anyway.
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When passing by a cemetary dad says "you know kids this is the dead center of town."
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I was at a stag and doe last night and won a car washing kit, so that.
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i got my dad a londo mollari action figure from a dusty corner of the forbidden zone since he likes babylon 5 so much. he'll spend most of the day riding a motorcycle around up in the mountains but we'll probably watch some deadliest warrior or somethin.
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I contemplated sending a text. Then forgot. Perhaps if he had acknowledged my birthdays or Christmas for the past few years, I would have. :brokenhome
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That explains a lot. :\
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My father called me. I was going to send him a text, though, until that.
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do we all have the same dad somehow |
When you become a dad they give you handbook with all that shit in it.
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I got my dad the Silver-Screen Marx Brother collection. It's on DVD but he doesn't really care, plus why the fuck do you need black and white TV shows on blu-ray? We used to watch them and 3 Stooges all the time when I was a kid. Great stuff.
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I haven't had a really good relationship with my dad, so father's days usually consist of me playing weird pranks on him. For example: my dad takes enough blood pressure medication, antidepressants, and painkillers to knock out five men and a full grown narwhal so he's usually in a stupor/coma for a good five hours out of the day. So yesterday I drove around the backroads until I found a dead possum, called to make sure dad was knocked out for a while, drove to his house, nailed the dead possum to his door, and stuck a christmas present bow on it.
This may sound like the actions of a sociopath or a serial killer, but it was actually revenge for father's day last year when I gave up my saturday to go fishing with him, passed out drunk, and he woke me up by putting a live crab down my shirt. |
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This March he had a brain aneuyrism and passed away quite suddenly. The point? Reconciliation is sometimes a good thing. |
I got Mr. Kitsa a cover for his kindle, and at his request we ate barbecue, watched Dexter, and then passed out for three hours.
For my dad, I got a legal reference on patents, copyrights and trademarks, since he's an engineer and a nerd. |
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Also, where is mr. adventure? |
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Little robin red breast Sitting on a pole "Tweet" went his beak "Toot" went his hole. |
I realized I sounded proper whiney there. My dad's fine as a bloke and we're fairly alike. He's just not very good a being a dad.
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He's good at being a barmate. That's a good dad to me.
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Angie's all mad now because for fathers day my mom got me a pack of wife beaters.
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