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Dixie Dec 8th, 2009 02:39 PM

well i have that one going for me too, but the story just keeps getting better

Dimnos Dec 8th, 2009 02:41 PM

Better? How so? Druggie whore alcoholic demon woman with no conscience, no remorse, and no heart is pretty prestigious.

Dixie Dec 8th, 2009 02:48 PM

apparently i broke some dude's heart on purpose.
because it's TOTALLY my fault that he fell in love with me (even though i told him every time we hung out not to).

Tadao Dec 8th, 2009 02:51 PM

OH GEEZ! He's saying that? I hope he doesn't get any pussy from anyone for acting like such a fag,

Dimnos Dec 8th, 2009 03:00 PM

She broke my heart and the only way for me to get over it is for you to give me a piece. :tear

Dixie Dec 8th, 2009 03:03 PM

he's being such a baby and i'm so goddamn close to going feral on him

Shrubfest Dec 8th, 2009 03:29 PM

'Druggie whore alcoholic demon woman with no conscience, no remorse, and no heart'

You are my role model. I want to be you in a few years, please. :)

Tadao Dec 8th, 2009 03:44 PM

There isn't much difference between you two.

Shrubfest Dec 8th, 2009 04:33 PM

My soul is not calloused enough yet. I'm working on it though, goddamn it.

Dixie Dec 8th, 2009 04:34 PM

what is it? like a 6 or 8 hour difference?

Sam Dec 8th, 2009 04:35 PM

I COULD HELP

Sam Dec 8th, 2009 04:39 PM

SHRUBFEST AND I HAD THE MOST AMAZING CONVERSATION ABOUT LADY GAGA LAST WEEK, AND WHILE I BELIEVE HER SOUL TO BE AS BLACK AND TAINTED AS MINE, IT'S NO WHERE NEAR DIXIE.

Tadao Dec 8th, 2009 04:40 PM

FUCKING HEART BREAKERS!

</3

Fathom Zero Dec 8th, 2009 04:41 PM

Dixie, you look good in that leather body suit.

Chojin Dec 8th, 2009 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 662327)
the rumors about me right now are amazing.
apparently i'm some kind of druggie whore alcoholic demon woman with no conscience, no remorse, and no heart. i'm sure there's more, that's just what i've heard though.

this is a rumor?

Tadao Dec 8th, 2009 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 662352)
My soul is not calloused enough yet. I'm working on it though, goddamn it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 662353)
what is it? like a 6 or 8 hour difference?

SEE! You both suck at humour.

Shrubfest Dec 8th, 2009 04:59 PM

But we are good at sucking.

Chojin Dec 8th, 2009 05:00 PM

That was part of the dream, btw.

Tadao Dec 8th, 2009 05:04 PM

I wanna see the vids before I agree.

Shrubfest Dec 8th, 2009 05:11 PM

I've already put in the request with my sex buddy.

Tadao Dec 8th, 2009 05:17 PM

Who wouldn't want a video of you sucking on their cock? That should be your thing. Travel around and video tape blowing us.

Shrubfest Dec 8th, 2009 05:23 PM

And then i can be a competition! Who's dick is whos!

Sam Dec 8th, 2009 11:34 PM

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Zomboid Dec 9th, 2009 03:35 AM

I'd make you speak like an English peasant AND I AM YOUR LORD! Be all like "Oy just love taking your load, mi'lord."

That'd be juuuuust fine ;)

Supafly345 Dec 9th, 2009 03:47 AM

Speak while giving the blowjob for extra points.


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