Son of a-
 

A friend of mine expressed extreme interest in me, via e-mail, a few weeks back. At the time, played along a little, not heavily, just like 'Oh yeah, a movie would be kinda cool, maybe some time'
So cut to the next couple days. In theater tech, one of my friends and me are up on the beam setting up lights, and he tells me 'Oh yeah, 'Kirsten' told me you said you liked her' and I kinda laughed a little and said 'Oh, well I never said I liked her, really; I just said maybe we could see a movie. No big deal; I'm kind of second guessing myself, too; she seems really serious, and I dunno if that's what I need right now...'
Now, flip to just a few minutes ago. I open my e-mail, and she's sent me an e-mail saying 'John' told me that you didn't really want to go out with me, and that you were just playing me. I thought you were for real! Yadda yadda yadda I hate you!'
What the FUCK?! She won't even read my e-mails for me to explain, and 'John' acts like nothing's wrong!
So, I ask you now, should I try to patch things up with her, or leave her to make her own conclusion? And I'm debating about beating the ever loving fuck out of 'John', for obviously being a jealous cunt, since she dumped hima nd all.

Kill John.

Tell her about your nut cancer for sympathy.

If you follow through all the way with your arm your bowling ball won't keep going in the gutter, hopefully!

I didn't read the thread but I hope this helps

So Tadao, who's this week's Assburger?
Wait-
Fuck

Nice block :highfive

What exactly is unlovable about this girl?

Have you tried sending her a litter on fancy paper, sprayed with fine perfume and sealed with a (lipstick) kiss?

The content is really irrelevant but I'd listen to a lot of Fabio After Dark while writing it to give you inspiration.

High school sure is rough. :(

I know, I am so awkward and nobody understands me :(

Especially my parents f***K THEM

WTF IS THIS BULLSH*T?

I'M GONNA GO TO MY ROOM AND PLAY MY LINKIN PARK CD's AS LOUD AS I F*CKING WANT! SHIT YOU, MOM AND DAD!!!!

Really, I don't have much trouble with high school. I'm not really too angsty, I don't hate my parents, and none of that stereotypical teenage drama happens with me very often. But this really pissed me off.

Fuck John instead.

"I wear long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts."

lol some guy did this to me in highschool because this girl liked me who he liked

my suggestion would be to tell her that john still has feelings for her and that he's trying to make her hate you so that he can get inside her panties and see what happens :(

get used to it asshole, woman don't make any sense and your friends really just want to hurt you.

Get her pregnant and blame it on John.

You said you didnt really want to go out with her anyway... I dont see a problem. If a chick wants you and you say no, she is just going to keep harping on it until you give in or tell her to go fuck herself. Sounds like "John" did your dirty work for you. You should offer to buy him a beer.

Well, I don't want to go out with her, but she's still my friend, except because of what John said, now she thinks I'm just going around using women.

Hopefully she tells the other girls that and you get some whores who want to blow you.

Fuck her. If she believes that, then forget her and John. She's not really a good friend if she's not trying to figure out the true story.

The only way to fix this is to have a threesome.

See "Chasing Amy" for the proper method to arrange this.

She sent me an email saying our friend told her what really happened, and try to get together with me.
I told her to piss off.
Am I doing it right yet?