k.

EDIT: SHIT, THE PAGE BRAK SNEAKED UP ON ME! I WAS ON THE OTHER PAGE BEFORE!

:pagebrak

can we start a "best i-mockery forum rack" thread? i bet i'd be the only participant LOL

:love:love:love

:confused

had to revisit it?

Yeah. :(

TADAO YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO VISITS CUTEOVERLOAD.COM ON A REG. BASIS FYI

cuteoverload is awesome. helps when i'm thinking of killing customers. or coworkers.

BUT I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO SHARES IT.


OMG SQUEEEEEE!

Like OMG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9QDYJuDfe4

I'm totally gonna make my poodle a people skirt for halloween.

I was out walking her tonight and made the idiotic decision of bringing along the cats in their cart thing (long story) and this big labradoodle lunged at her and snarled and she took off like a horse that'd been slapped extra hard on the ass and if she'd been tethered to that cart the cats'd be in Outer Mongolia by now.

Lol! Tell us the long story Kitsa, I'm gonna get some marshmallows. BRB

You're a barrel of lolz, tadao.

I hate tests that make me question my career decision >:

Why are you pulling cats on a cart, their lazy ass legs better be broken.

No wonder the neighbors avoid you you crazy lady!

Your neighbors are dumb though, I wish I could get drunk and watch you pull cats around in a cart to a house with zombie barbie dolls. Then I'd put on my pants and go back inside.

I make life INTERESTING.

So cute.

How dangerous are wild sloths anyways?

GOD DAMMIT KISTA, I MUST KNOW WHY YOU ARE PULLING CATS ON A CART AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD. I HAVE A IDEA, BUT I HAVE AT LEAST 6 OF THEM AND ALL PROBABLY WRONG.

would have been better, i don't want to talk about little girls.

The topic is headaches. :(

Plus I was lying about that whole thing about shaping the topic bullshit. :(

Please stop reading my posts. :(

That was the first pic even related to my search term of 'headsplitting' that was safe for work.

I mean, who the hell wants to look at dicks cleaved in twain?

Not I, I've seen enough of those.

PACMAN why do decent lookin ******s fuck the ugliest fattest white girls? :eek

In person?
I HAVE, AND IT SUCKED >:

SUCKED MY DICK, YOU PUSSY FACED BITCH >:

DRUNKS CAN NEVER BE SATISFIED

:rolleyes

probably. :(
Because they know they are making a white daddy cry somewhere.

LS, are you not grounded from the computer anymore?

the rich daddy of a hot sl*t wuld cry more i bet

i do no tget grounded i forgot my password and then forgot to remember it D:

WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I SHOULDN'T MAKE THE GIRLS CRY :(

I'M A SEXIST!

THE SEXYIST MAYBE :*

Who are you provoking into tears?

: puke

No one, but in my heart I know I should be.

stupid chivalry

It'll be okay

T, you're unlikely to ever meet them & you could probably find better just by tossing bricks out your window.

Let them have it. ;) :orgasm >: :yum :wank

I ment by being mean to them Pub :(

:x

I can't remember which translation it was, but I got less than a chapter into that book. :(

I'm sure you could multitask that in. ;) :hypno :x >: :lol

I love the book, whats gay is that the windmill is only 1 small part of the story and not even the most exciting.

I've never gotten through it either, as far as I can recollect, hmmm

They might be giants!

ripped stockings are hot

THIS IS A HORRIBLE THING TO DO TO A BUNNY :(

ONLY BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU HOT FOR IT

I'M SORRY JESUS

I have the original in Spanish (actually I think Castilian) and I'm kind of meh about it. I think I'd like it a lot more if the general concept hadn't been Broadwayed and Lawrence-Welked to death.

Does anyone else feel okay when they first wake up and then like 20 minutes later feel like they want to go to sleep again? I swear that happens to me every damn morning.

8am sales meeting over and i didn't get picked on once!! WOOHOO!

I would say go to bed earlier, maybe eat less in the evening, and perhaps go for a light walk before you hit the hay.

But I'm pretty sure you have me on ignore, so whatever.

i usually feel like that after an hour or two. i get alot of energy when i'm getting ready and commuting to work, but then when i get here i crash. i go to sleep fairly early, i think it's just my natural laziness showing.

what, did i kill the thread? WHY NOBODY LIKES ME?!?!?!??!

god i am so bored.

You killed it! You murderer!

LOCK AND THREAD BACKUPS TIME, THIS THREAD IS DEAD!

lets vote on it

This thread is the pits!

Nice Tadao! You always manage to save this thread just in time.

:eek

I HATE ANIMALS, STOP POSTING THAT SHIT IN HERE >:

JESUS CHRIST, WE CHASED OFF JEANETTE FOR A REASON >:

WELL I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT :tear

On to the next topic!

Accept that I get to play in the world of hellokitty tomorrow with 12 year old asian girls and pedophiles.

A bunch of tales from the darkside are playing right now on scifi channel. AND YES I WORK FOR THEIR ADVERTISING DEPARTMENT.

I love tales from the darkside, although the theme song scared the everloving shit out of me when I was a kid.

My favorite was "The Cutty Black Sow".

When I was out today I started losing peripheral vision in my right eye, which was alarming because I'm not used to migraines and that stuff. Then I started seeing flashing dots, like that test at the eye doctor's where you have to press the button when you see it flashing. My mom said I was getting a migraine and I didn't believe her. Then I got walloped in the head with a sledgehammer or something. Dear god, I can't move without wanting to puke and I don't even know if what I'm saying is coherent.

Of course my dog picks this time to go on a wild barking spree and the neighbor kids start in with know what know what know what know what know what.

:shocked:suicide

Yeah, when I was a kid the trees turning into negative bugged me a lot.

Did the sledge hammer feel like the left or right side?

That was the weird thing...the vision problems were all on the right side and the sledgehammer got me on the left.

was the sledge hammer thing a lobe pain or a face/head pain?

It was like someone bashed a sledgehammer with full force into my left eye socket and cheekbone. I had to look in a mirror to make sure my face wasn't drooping- thought I was having a stroke.

That is confusing then. I think you should seek medical attention. Don't die K? You are one of the only people who keep me in check and the world would suffer if you were deaded.

Actually, that does sound exactly like a migraine. I normally get the sledge-hammer right behind the eye thing and the vision problems on the same side, but I've had it on opposite sides before. I've got a mild one now, as a matter of fact.

It's actually not as bad as it was. The vision thing scared me. Now it's down to a manageable tension headache on the left side of my face. For a while there, believe me, I was thinking ER. And I HATE ERs.

If she dies, I will be come the first plauge upon the earth and the final days will begin!

I doubt I'll die from this. Not from (corporation name deleted)'s lack of trying.

I'm feeling much better now actually.

Ye gods I'm gonna try and sleep this off.

You are medically trained and therefor know the dangers of self diagnosing. That said, be well.

Well, maybe not medically trained, but you have seen a lot of people walk into the ER later than they should have. I bet they knew what was going on with their body at the time too and listened to their mums.

I sure know how to make a person feel better : pub

I was medically trained. I just didn't finish med school. Got pretty damn far though.

I went to school for medical billing and everyone in my office is constantly asking me to diagnose them.

Dame : something about you screams "Crazy stalker ex-girlfriend"

That looks like a blast.

:defensemode
Yeah. Well, your grandma bought you WOW for your bday.

fucking Canadians