I GUESS I WON'T DO THE PAGE BREAK THEN AND I HAD AN AWESOME PICTURE >:

THIS POST IS FOR SAM TEH GRAY FURBY ONLY >:

Sam so I bought TMBG's Miscellaneous T the other day because it was the first time I found it in a store AND it was the first time that I realized that it was actually an album and not a compliation. DO YOU OWN THIS BECAUSE IT'S KICKING RAD AND I'VE PLAYED THE FIRST TRACK SO MANY GODDAMN TIMES THAT I FUCKING HATE IT NOW BUT I STILL KEEP PLAYING IT >:

Yeah ok but my picture has girls in it, fag

Yeah, but mine had missles and guns and explosions, so who is the bigger fag?

you have no new messages
 

Nobody ever writes me messages :(

Except once from terra when i got a tumor. (who wants a message from terra, RIGHT GUYS ;))

and alot from drumming because she was going behind sam's back ;(

and one from willie because of this thread :(

and one from FS to talk about cat flaps

Half my inbox is still full of Fartin Mowler messages.

Half of mine is about RoG wondering where his black gamecube controller I promised him back in 03 is. I DON'T EVEN USE IT lol

I'm sure Chuck Norris would have given up his gamecube controller. >:

I bet the movie Sidekicks is why Jonathon Brandis killed himself.

This thread hasn't been posted in for 2 days :(

That must be some kind of record or something :(

SHUT UP

IF YOU HAVE AN ISSUE WITH ME WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT TO ONE OF THE 7+ THREADS ABOUT ME IN MOCKWARS >:

Guys stop fighting this isn't the way :tear

He started it. :/

I don't care who started it, both of you stop or no recess, and I mean it.

NO NO YOU SHUT UP!

HAY GUYZ, WATS NEW?

TODAY I WAS CHANGING OIL IN A CAR AND IT SPLASHED OUT ON MY FACE AND WAS HOT AND IT HURT

I THINK IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR A PAGE BREAK

SOMEONE ELSE IS GONNA HAVE TO DO IT THOUGH BECAUSE I SUCK AT PAGE BREAKS :tear

I don't know if this is good enough please inform me if I suck.

Last night I dreamed Mockery got really pissed at me and banned me it was scary :tear

LAST NIGHT I REPEATEDLY STUCK MY TONGUE DOWN MY GIRLFRIEND'S THROAT BUT THEN SHE WOKE UP >: >: >:

I BET YORU GIRLFRIEND IS IMAGINARY ANY WAY >:

NO SHE'S A QT >:

inflatable :rolleyes

About a week ago I dreamt he called me up and was sad and drunk and blubbered some stuff I couldn't make out. I told him it would be better in the morning and that he should probably hang up since calling Norway must be really expensive.

I'm the man of everybody's dreams.

:aok

Re is so lucky :tear

Check out my neato costume





i still need to put the M on the hat, and i need to get a giant mallet.

Also i dont know if i want to be just mario, i think i want to be mario and something else.

Any suggestions?

Mario and a homosexual. :rolleyes

Comrade Rocket has pretty eyes >:

If you can just go into a costume store and buy your fucking costume like that, then you are unworthy of The Great Pumpkin.

comrade rocket looks almost just like the bass player in my last band.

sadie please change your avatar, everytime i see it i am so overwhelmed by cuteness that i must make sounds like "ohhh" and say things like "look at da pweety baaby" this, as you can imagine, is an embarassment to me as a man and cannot be tolerated.

embrace this side of yourself! don't attempt to avoid it! that's what being a real man is all about!

I miss the first 150 pages of this thread >:

THIS THREAD WAS MUCH BETTER PRE FEBRUARY 14, 2005 >:

A car hit me today >:(
 

So I was riding my bike to my apartment from school. They have a bike path that I use for about 3/4 of the way before I go back up to the streets, so it's usually pretty safe. Directly after I have to get off the path, I have to pass two driveways that lead into the bowling alley and mini-golf course before I finally make it back. EACH of them have a stop sign with a limit line, but I'm still kinda cautious when I cross them just because people blow past them without looking.

So this guy in a PURPLE CAR acts like he's going to stop so I cross and then he speeds up and hits the rear wheel of my tire. My bike skids, but I'm still upright and OK. I let loose an avalanche of obscenities on the guy and he was all "Sorry dude" and sped off before I could get a good enough look at the licence plate. Now there's just enough warpage on the wheel for it to be usable, but annoying because it's scraping against something.

FUCK :explode

once, a few friends and i went to the mall. We messed around with the elevator and one of my friends got caught in the parking garage while we all went back to the top. Everyone else went to the bathroom while i waited for my friend. When the elevator finally came up he had a white face. I asked him what was wrong and he said he was hit by a car.

After the elevator doors closed he decided to run for the other elevator on the other side of the garage. While running a car drove out and over his foot (lucky he had his steel toe boots on). This knocked him off balance and with his arm he fell into and smashed the cars window. He stumbled a few feet, caught his breath and begain to leave. The man in the car shouted, "HEY" My friend turned around, "Im okay." The man shouted again, "YOU BROKE MY WINDOW." my friend stopped and shouted back, "YOU HIT ME WITH A CAR." the man then drove away.

there was a tire tread on his foot and glass on his sleeve.

so hows it goin guys anything new happen with you guys I got a new job at my local YMCA its fun

The fact that you're posting this indicates the lack of desired results.

God damn it, those aren't getting-hit-by-car stories. Your bike is dented? Your friend's foot got run over? Where's the bodily harm? You have totally failed to deliver what the topic of the posts claim. >:

As an american, I demand truth in advertising! >:

yeah! when i got hit by a 70's ford truck, i ate shit off my bike and they had to call a fire truck and everything!!!!

I saw a guy get hit by a car while I was on the bus to university one morning. He was running across the street to catch my bus, and went straight through traffic. A car hit him, and he jumped up and basically planted his ass right through the windshield. The car had been slamming on it's brakes, so the guy wasn't hit too hard because he pried himself out of the window and then got on my bus.

Everyone was just silent, and the driver of the car was already out of his car looking around in disbelief. The bus driver had already radioed for an ambulance and the police. Eventually a guy in some kind of uniform came on the bus and told the guy who was hit to get off. He got off and my bus drove off.

End of story. :(

Now that's what I call a "getting hit by a car" story. Because it's about someone getting hit by a car.

What to look for in a good "gettin hit by a car story":

blood (lots plz)
lacerations and broken bones
car damage
shittin one's self
reaction of onlookers
reaction of emergency response workers

feel free to add to the list as you see fit

Sorry for misleading you...I was just so pissed yesterday I lacked good judgement...maybe I should've put it in the "you had to be there" thread...:/

About a year ago I saw a guy in the middle of town run straight out in front of a bus and get smacked really fucking hard with an incredibly sickening CRACK, smashed the bus windscreen, flew about 20 ft in the air, hit the ground hard and rolled about ten feet, stopping right in front of me, with ALL his limbs facing the wrong way. I had to call the ambulance, he didnt die or even lose conciousness but was majorly fucked up. Freaked the fuck out of me, and made me realise how careless I was crossing roads, especially wearing a walkman all the time. I am insanely cautious now. have seen 3 more people get run over in brighton since then too.

i actually found out that my grandparents hit someone with there car before i was born. they killed him

"LOOK RIGHT".

I never decided if i liked that movie or hated that movie, sethomas.

I just found out what tceles B hsuP means it means Push B select wow I'm pretty smart to have figured that out all by myself and everything huh

This ... THIS! ... is what I'm talkin' 'bout.

HELLO :D

WHERE IN THE TITLE OF THIS THREAD DOES IT SAY "THE 'INTRODUCE YOURSELF THREAD' NOOBS START HERE"? NOWHERE I SAY >:

He's not new, it's bigtimecow back from the banned.

i like that, "back from the banned."

hello good sirs

Oh well then hi :D

Hai guyz whats going on in this thread

GET YOUR /B/-TARDISMS OUTTA HERE

Great story.... this could be turned into a movie. hehe

UMMMMMMMMMMMMM
WHAT?!

I totally get that. :(

lierrrrrrr

I saw an old lady being hit by a car maybe two years ago. She was crossing the street and this guy who was obviously drunk smashed her. She flew a few meters and her head hit the asphalt. She died before the ambulance got there.

BWHAHAHAHA.

Obviously wasn't driving fast enough.

Maybe you'll die next time. :)

hey tub-girl asl

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...i/IMG_0040.jpg

THE M IS FOR MYSPACE

Hi Tubby! :)

I wasn't talking about a movie, I was talking about the streets of London that were probably portrayed in some movie. They're labeled "LOOK RIGHT" because all the tourists instinctively look left and get hit by drivers.

Now all you need is a high-pitched voice and a ridiculous italian accent :o

and a castle and a princess and a brother and a mushroom and a little dude with the other name for a frog and some coins and a star and some fire and some eating plants and some ron jeremy and some pipes and some ? blocks and a LIFE

He already has one. :/

This thread sucks >:

Sing, cuccu, nu. Sing, cuccu.
Sing, cuccu. Sing, cuccu, nu.

Summer is i-cumen in
Lhude sing, cuccu!
Groweth sed and bloweth med
And springth the wude nu.
Sing, cuccu!

Awe bleteth after lomb,
Lhouth after calve cu,
Bulle sterteth, bucke verteth
Murie sing, cuccu!

Cuccu, cuccu
Wel singes thu, cuccu.
Ne swik thu naver nu!

HAPPY B-DAY

I've been 21 for months, but thank you!

Unless I'm missing something :(

I mean, FUCK BIRTHDAYS.

i can't even star in a porno until february!

Hey Baby! :love

Hay pub :D

i want an achewood avatar too :(

You don't deserve an achewood avatar >:

Hey Lady. :)

Me too, the problem is I suck at editing so I can't get it to look like Ninjavenom's & Guitar Woman's. :(

I supposed it would involve inverting the colour, but then I can't fix the hair from white & keep the lines looking right. :(

Yeah, & I've already napped Milklin. :eek

Milklin is the worst character Onstad has ever come up with. :(

Mainly because I identify with him more than RelationshipBeef.

How are you doing?

I took the free goofballs yesterday, & today I have the withdrawel, & it's the crazy annoying. :(

I haven't played KoL in a long time because of school :(

Oops that sucked mabye I should have waited for pub to make the page break
oh well I guess I'll change it to something different :(

EDIT: Fixed. Now you can all be depressed as hell. >:

I don't let my cats go outside after 3 of them died from it :<

I grew up in the country. We go through cats like water filters.