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xbxDaniel Mar 29th, 2006 11:53 PM

Anybody going to help this guy out with the Mad Lib?

Fathom Zero Mar 29th, 2006 11:58 PM

Dammit, I'm trying.

xbxDaniel Mar 29th, 2006 11:58 PM

It's all good.

Fathom Zero Mar 30th, 2006 12:00 AM

Done. Lemme see what monstrosity I've created.

xbxDaniel Mar 30th, 2006 12:04 AM

I can't guarantee anything but here it is:

The spunky and goldenrod Roberto has barfed Nikki's pretentious sister and plans to steal her conservative knives! What are a blue whale and backpacking ferret to do? Before you can help Candy, you'll have to collect the spiritual chains and adventurous skittles that open up the 25 worlds connected to Roberto's Lair. There are 16 chains and 4 skittles in the game.

xbxDaniel Mar 30th, 2006 12:20 AM

God I suck at mad libs.

camacazio Mar 30th, 2006 12:55 AM


xbxDaniel Mar 30th, 2006 12:56 AM

Not much. Just listening to some music.

Fathom Zero Mar 30th, 2006 09:36 AM

Whoa... Cool Madlib...
I shall take my Adventurous Skittles and be off.

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2006 04:38 PM

I just watched an episode of Salute Your Shorts on YouTube and...

...it was kinda lame :( :( :( It was more of a nostalgia rush than anything, but man. :( At least I appreciate Pete and Pete more than I used to.

Brandon Mar 30th, 2006 04:58 PM

Hey dudes, let's talk about stuff!

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2006 05:03 PM



Brandon Mar 30th, 2006 05:11 PM

I'll be hanging around for awhile.

Please don't tell me that Terra got popular while I was gone.

Terra Mar 30th, 2006 05:19 PM

Shut up.

And no "Terra" didn't suddenly get popular around here. There's a whole bunch of new people that don't quite grasp what a prick I am. >:

Either that or they don't give a shit.

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2006 05:26 PM


Originally Posted by Brandon
Please don't tell me that Terra got popular while I was gone.

If there was an "Ignore" feature on the board she'd be the first on my list.

Emu Mar 30th, 2006 05:34 PM

Holy shit Brandon :eek

ziggytrix Mar 30th, 2006 08:02 PM

Did Brandon have another user name at some point? Cuz the avatar and title are familiar, but nothing else is ringing a bell.

Chojin Mar 30th, 2006 08:03 PM


ziggytrix Mar 30th, 2006 08:08 PM

oh right. that helps a bit.

Seven Force Mar 30th, 2006 10:58 PM

Now you all misunderstood what I said.

When I said "all ******s are faggots", what I meant to say was "all faggots are ******s"!

It's completely different. >:

ArrowX Mar 30th, 2006 11:01 PM

OMG I liked Brandon.

Seven Force Mar 30th, 2006 11:07 PM

CLEARLY, the administrators and moderators like to twist and garble and misconstrue things that the more "unpopular" members of this board will say. For example, if I were to say, oh, hypothetically, "I like dicks", someone could turn around and tell other people that "I cure cancer of the dick, and I like my profession" which is totally untrue.

Seven Force Mar 30th, 2006 11:11 PM

You might not think this isn't so bad in itself, but now i'll have people coming to me on the Internet (not literally of course, but electronically VIA email) that they have penile cancer and would like for me to treat it. I'd have to politely decline and in turn the cancer patients will have wasted up to 2 minutes of their precious life that they could've used searching for reliable treatment.

Terra Mar 30th, 2006 11:15 PM

I never heard of anybody losing their life because their dick fell off. :)

Seven Force Mar 30th, 2006 11:16 PM

And is there anything being done about it? No, sadly it isn't, and Chojin the self-proclaimed queen tyrant, reigns unchecked. He's taking our freedoms and undermining the very standards that our founders set many many boards ago. Basic rights being smashed to bytes by the big banhammer of injustice (or the BBHI).

Terra Mar 30th, 2006 11:17 PM

shit he's going mandela on us

Terra Mar 30th, 2006 11:19 PM

Oh Miss Celie, don't do dat. Don't go where I been.....

:color purple/oprah quote.

Seven Force Mar 30th, 2006 11:22 PM

Many banned people do not adapt to this new lifestyle change of "sunshine" and "physical activity" and quickly turn to crime, more often than not, prostitution. Sweet, sweet prostitution. But the moderators have a solution, but it's a solution THEY don't want you to know about. I'm talking about the OVENS, people.

Seven Force Mar 30th, 2006 11:25 PM

Those names in the members list don't go anywhere, but the very people that created them, gone. Literally dust in the wind. People that you have shunned in the past you're probably now breathing in. And what do the moderators think? Nothing, they think nothing of burning things cause they like fire. And fuck, who DOESN'T like fire? How are you going to make smores? With the damned souls of the banned (or the banned souls of the damned).


Chojin Mar 30th, 2006 11:36 PM


F99Cloud: I'm posting a speech in the chatroom its very moving i think you should check it out
F99Cloud: I don't know what i'm talking about really and im just making it up as it goes but it kinda makes you think
F99Cloud: Did you read it?
F99Cloud: I think I made a difference tonight.
I thought it was stupid.

Hope this helps!

Seven Force Mar 30th, 2006 11:37 PM

I bet you laughed you fucker >:

Terra Mar 30th, 2006 11:40 PM

Somewhere in there I made a 2000th post but I didn't pop out a vibrator for it.

Seven you weenie! :)

ArrowX Mar 30th, 2006 11:44 PM

Terra you joker, you don't even have a vagina.

Terra Mar 30th, 2006 11:46 PM


Originally Posted by StupidKraut
Terra you joker, you don't even have a vagina.

This is hilarious comming from a guy that the moose have to go shoulder to shoulder with when they huddle for warmth in his ass.

Chojin Mar 30th, 2006 11:47 PM


ArrowX Mar 30th, 2006 11:54 PM

yeah, terra i think you ran out o ways to make fun of me.

Terra Mar 30th, 2006 11:57 PM

Keep posting you cockless wonder. There's tons of revenue to be had.

GADZOOKS Mar 31st, 2006 12:40 AM

But you could stop.

Terra Mar 31st, 2006 12:46 AM

But I did! Until he started in again. >:

ArrowX Mar 31st, 2006 01:02 AM

yeah I was being goofy not hurtful too you. Jeez calm down.

Terra Mar 31st, 2006 01:08 AM

I'm cool babe. You know I luv ya.

You little moose blowing fuckwit, you.

xbxDaniel Mar 31st, 2006 01:33 AM

I saw V for Vendetta today.

Seven Force Mar 31st, 2006 01:39 AM

xbxDaniel Mar 31st, 2006 01:41 AM

All the cool kids have signatures. :(

Terra Mar 31st, 2006 01:43 AM

I have two. Because I'm hated. :)

Seven Force Mar 31st, 2006 01:43 AM

But Guitar Woman has one. :/

Seven Force Mar 31st, 2006 01:44 AM

xbxDaniel Mar 31st, 2006 01:46 AM

I liked that show.

Seven Force Mar 31st, 2006 01:48 AM

And that's why you should buy the DVDs.

Seven Force Mar 31st, 2006 01:48 AM

Shake the crime stick!

xbxDaniel Mar 31st, 2006 01:54 AM

They stopped showing the episodes really late at night on Comedy Central here.

The Retro Kat Mar 31st, 2006 09:50 PM

I just got a tattoo and it kinda hurts...

Moobs Mar 31st, 2006 09:50 PM

What of?

Terra Apr 1st, 2006 12:43 AM

Where at?

MarioRPG Apr 1st, 2006 09:09 AM


xbxDaniel Apr 1st, 2006 10:19 AM

Happy April Fools day everybody.

MetalMilitia Apr 1st, 2006 03:17 PM

hey check this out

Emu Apr 1st, 2006 03:27 PM

That's adorable :)

MetalMilitia Apr 1st, 2006 03:28 PM

no wait this

the_dudefather Apr 1st, 2006 03:47 PM

MarioRPG Apr 1st, 2006 04:16 PM


Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

Hahahah I get it. It's wet pussy. :/ :/ :/

MetalMilitia Apr 1st, 2006 04:22 PM

lets all look at http://www.cuteoverload.com/ :)

RaNkeri Apr 1st, 2006 04:34 PM

I'd love to have a cat like this:

Terra Apr 2nd, 2006 12:34 AM

Great. Nothing like swigging a beer and scratching your nuts.

That's one FINE pussy.

:hey ladies get off your asses!!!

xbxDaniel Apr 2nd, 2006 01:28 AM

Maggiekarps new avatar is creeping me out.

The Retro Kat Apr 3rd, 2006 04:24 AM

Seven Force Apr 3rd, 2006 04:34 AM

*thumbs up* :D

Moobs Apr 3rd, 2006 08:34 AM

*wrong thread* ;<

The Retro Kat Apr 3rd, 2006 07:32 PM

I'm sorry moobs, I thought even you could read your own posts...You asked what of?, then terra asked where? The logical thing to do would be to show you, because explaining might be a bit past your man+boobs=moobs logic.

It's 8 nautical stars wrapped around my left arm.

Moobs Apr 3rd, 2006 07:47 PM

Yeah but you could of made a reference from here and put it in there.

Nevermind, I like it. How much it cost?

wastr Apr 3rd, 2006 08:16 PM

Great tattoo Mr. Retro Kat! :)

EDIT: no posts exist for this topic :tear

Chojin Apr 3rd, 2006 09:33 PM

Chojin Apr 3rd, 2006 09:53 PM

I think Pub's unofficial job here is to collect quotes from around the forum for this thread to create a 'best of' montage that I honestly do enjoy.

xbxDaniel Apr 3rd, 2006 10:09 PM

How much would it take for me to be able to get my name changed?

Chojin Apr 3rd, 2006 10:15 PM

it would take $PM

US currency.

Moobs Apr 3rd, 2006 11:20 PM

Aw man now I've got used to your old name.

At least I know what your real name is now, Hi Dan.

xbxDaniel Apr 3rd, 2006 11:23 PM

That makes two people who have instant messaged me just to be disappointed by the results.

Moobs Apr 3rd, 2006 11:24 PM

What can I say, your not very talkative. That or the fact that Mr Pink is the best character in reservoir dogs was a bad topic :/

Seven Force Apr 3rd, 2006 11:27 PM

Yeah, pony up the money you freeloader. Do you have any idea how much it takes to pay for the servers hosting the site? Do you? Fuckin' ballpark it.

EDIT: That was supposed to go after Chojin's post.

xbxDaniel Apr 3rd, 2006 11:30 PM

So, how you doing?

Seven Force Apr 3rd, 2006 11:35 PM

Uh-uh, man.. nah man, you don't wanna rile me, man.. you just riled the wrong motherfucker, man. Nah you don't even know man. I'm the last guy you wanna fuck with man cause you don't know me man I'll fuckin I'll kill your ass man you don't even know man cause you don't know man. I'm like a motherfuckin earthquake wrapped in a hurricane nestled in a box of tsunamis man, you got it? That's what I am man I'm fuckin kick your ass I'm like a motherfuckin natural disaster times triplicate man! Fucking waitin to kick your ass you don't even know man cause I'm trained in supersecret martial arts man. Shit I can't even tell you man. I had to live underwater for a year man to learn this shit. I can't even avow any of this stuff. I got tricks. I know fuckin 43 ways to kill you with a pimento my man. So don't fuck with me. You don't want to fuck with me cause I know super ninja shit man.. like - right now! I just turned invisible! You didn't even know that! I just turned invisible man! You say you lookin at me cause you hear my voice, but I just turned invisible. You think you see me but I just put all my visiblity onto you so you double visible now! That negates itself! Whatcha you gonna do motherfucker? You can run but you can't hide! I'll fuckin find your ass cause I'm invisible and you're double visible! You opened up the wrong motherfuckin can of worms bitch! You opened up the wrong can of worms man. Cause this, this is you going, "Aw man, what's this can of worms? I'm gonna try this can of worms out man. See what's up in here man." And you fuckin open it up. And you just lookin at, "Look at that! That ain't nothin but a stupid little can of worms! What's that about? I don't give a shit about that little can of worms!" Then when your back's turned all them worms climb up on top of each other and form one big worm! and AND KILL YOU with their worm-like veracity.

Terra Apr 3rd, 2006 11:38 PM

Seven can't you just fucking CHAT anymore??

Moobs Apr 3rd, 2006 11:40 PM

I preferred the apple, current one is lame, as was the furry.

Seven Force you need more apple.

xbxDaniel Apr 3rd, 2006 11:45 PM

Seven, I'm sorry, but I stopped reading at Uh.

Seven Force Apr 3rd, 2006 11:51 PM

When ever someone says that, I automatically know they read all of it.

xbxDaniel Apr 3rd, 2006 11:53 PM

Well, I admit, I did read that last bit about the worms and such. So, guess I did skim over the bulk of it.

xbxDaniel Apr 4th, 2006 12:04 AM

That's twice that someone has posted at the same time as me in the Ruin Wish thread thing.

Terra Apr 4th, 2006 01:40 AM


Originally Posted by Seven Force
When ever someone says that, I automatically know they read all of it.

Seven....I'm warning you...... >:

The Retro Kat Apr 4th, 2006 08:40 AM


Originally Posted by Moobs
Yeah but you could of made a reference from here and put it in there.

Nevermind, I like it. How much it cost?

Fuck all that paperwork. And that's none of your god damned business how much it cost, but I did get $50 knocked off cause I'm a super cool badass.

BlueOatmeal Apr 4th, 2006 08:53 AM

Today is Morrissey Day guys!

Fathom Zero Apr 4th, 2006 09:17 AM

Morrissey is a stupid-face.

MetalMilitia Apr 4th, 2006 09:57 AM

not to mention stupid hair

RaNkeri Apr 4th, 2006 10:01 AM

What music does Morrissey play? I've never heard of him :(

MetalMilitia Apr 4th, 2006 10:31 AM

man everyone needs to check out my thread in the music forum


Esuohlim Apr 4th, 2006 11:55 AM



the_dudefather Apr 4th, 2006 01:44 PM

im liking the new avatar esuohlim

ziggytrix Apr 4th, 2006 02:19 PM

I would like to welcome all the newgrounds idiots to i-mockery. Enjoy your brief stay.

Jixby Phillips Apr 4th, 2006 03:37 PM


Originally Posted by RaNkeri
I'd love to have a cat like this:

I can't beleive this awful post went unnoticed by the people who actually have the decency to not be a horrible jerk all the time

RaNkeri Apr 4th, 2006 04:49 PM


Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
man everyone needs to check out my thread in the music forum


k. That's even more freakier than this:



Or this:

xbxDaniel Apr 4th, 2006 10:35 PM

So, who's going to actually participate in the new giveaway contest?

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