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Mockery Dec 22nd, 2006 05:08 AM

So how many i-lives (or e-penises) would be crippled if this thread got deleted? :meat

liquidstatik Dec 22nd, 2006 05:19 AM

too many :x

GADZOOKS Dec 22nd, 2006 06:24 AM

Blech

Cosmo Electrolux Dec 22nd, 2006 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery
So how many i-lives (or e-penises) would be crippled if this thread got deleted? :meat

only one way to find out....kill it!

Noodles Dec 22nd, 2006 11:41 AM

This is the fastest moving thread in the entire forum so if you did kill
it im sure everyones post ratio would (not so dramaticlly) decrease.

Lenor Dec 22nd, 2006 12:05 PM

shit ya miss in just 2 days.. :rave

Noodles Dec 22nd, 2006 12:06 PM

About 20 page breaks of shit.

Pub Lover Dec 22nd, 2006 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery
So how many i-lives (or e-penises) would be crippled if this thread got deleted? :meat

Let's find out! :lol

Go on! :eek

noob3 Dec 22nd, 2006 03:25 PM

id be down like 50 posts :(

Lenor Dec 22nd, 2006 03:29 PM

id only be down like 15 .. ha ha :rave

noob3 Dec 22nd, 2006 03:30 PM

51 :)

Pub Lover Dec 22nd, 2006 03:31 PM

Post counts are stupid, guys. :(

Pub Lover Dec 22nd, 2006 03:33 PM

Circumventing his ban...
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian Duff
Well you see it sucks cause I sprayed the spider with bug spray and it sor of moved around and twitched on the wall, and before I could get it into a paper towel it fell to the floor beneath a mass of wires behind the TV. So basically, that wall and it's immediate area are dead to me now. Nothing left to do but wall it off and buy some extension cords. There's no way in hell i'm sticking my head/hand anywhere near there. And i'll be sleeping in the living room from now on.


Lenor Dec 22nd, 2006 03:35 PM

pub why cause you'd be down like a million? haha :love

Pub Lover Dec 22nd, 2006 03:36 PM

haha, yeah. ;(

But seriously, this is the internet and I was just playing around. No one needs to save that shit. :eek

MarioRPG Dec 22nd, 2006 03:50 PM

It's the holidays for me finally.

</rejoice>

Lenor Dec 22nd, 2006 04:09 PM



new pic of me i just took.. :love

Grislygus Dec 22nd, 2006 04:11 PM

You look better.

Pub Lover Dec 22nd, 2006 04:14 PM

Yeah, a soft focus (blurry) usually helps. ;(

Lenor Dec 22nd, 2006 04:18 PM

thanx .. :love

noob3 Dec 22nd, 2006 04:27 PM

hey lady ^_^

liquidstatik Dec 22nd, 2006 04:29 PM


liquidstatik Dec 22nd, 2006 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Yeah, a soft focus (blurry) usually helps. ;(

:lol

noob3 Dec 22nd, 2006 04:33 PM

wash your hair boy

liquidstatik Dec 22nd, 2006 04:35 PM

i just got out of the shower :x

Pub Lover Dec 22nd, 2006 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noob3
wash your hair boy

Emo Drug Fiends don't wash! :eek

noob3 Dec 22nd, 2006 04:35 PM

dude you gotta use the shampoo and soap bar

liquidstatik Dec 22nd, 2006 04:36 PM

i ran out of those, all i had was some nair ;<

noob3 Dec 22nd, 2006 04:37 PM

oh no did you nair your sack again

(this is how danny fucks all the chicks)

liquidstatik Dec 22nd, 2006 04:38 PM

dude no you can't use nair on your sack :x


i used the razor on that, and my butt crack
i think nair makes you have rashes in those places ;o

Lenor Dec 22nd, 2006 04:38 PM

awww.. poor danny ... its christmas somebody send that boi some soap! He spent all his money on crack .. :/

noob3 Dec 22nd, 2006 04:41 PM

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

Daaanny says:
YOU'RE SO MEAN AMG ;<
oops says:
amg
oops says:
dog does that standfor
oops says:
also many girls (i am fucking)
Daaanny says:
YES LOL :X
oops says:
(i fucked your mom)
Daaanny says:
I TAKE MORE SHOWERS THAN YOU I BET
Daaanny says:
10 BUCKS
oops says:
i shower your mom
oops says:
with semen
Daaanny says:
[i can get a dime for 10 bucks :x]
oops says:
lol!!
Daaanny says:
lololol :X
oops says:
lolololololorlf
Daaanny says:
my mooms dead thats GROOSSS
oops says:
damn i knew that man
oops says:
you think i'd fuck your mom.. alive?
oops says:
u dog face
Daaanny says:
oh yeah i forgot who i was taklin to!
Daaanny says:
im just so used to living chicks i forgot =X
oops says:
living dead chicks more like it
oops says:
r o F l!!

liquidstatik Dec 22nd, 2006 04:43 PM

im glad i didnt give out my credit card information :o

Lenor Dec 22nd, 2006 04:43 PM

I figured danny as more of a dentrapheliac .. :/

noob3 Dec 22nd, 2006 04:44 PM

he likes em pregnant and or/ littering

liquidstatik Dec 22nd, 2006 04:44 PM

ONLY IF YOU'RE A TREE BBY

liquidstatik Dec 22nd, 2006 04:46 PM

i think its rly hot when they're wrapped in laytex with a hole in front of their vag and they're hanging upside down from the ceiling :x

noob3 Dec 22nd, 2006 04:46 PM

treehumper

liquidstatik Dec 22nd, 2006 04:47 PM

necroppphiliac :x

noob3 Dec 22nd, 2006 04:49 PM

hey that's me and your mom's special thing

liquidstatik Dec 22nd, 2006 04:50 PM

I RESPECT THAT ;_;

noob3 Dec 22nd, 2006 04:54 PM

you can call me "uncle noob3" lol lol lol

liquidstatik Dec 22nd, 2006 05:00 PM

pub are you ever going to post? :eek

noob3 Dec 22nd, 2006 05:01 PM

he's testing out his new recipe "human beans" :lol

Pub Lover Dec 22nd, 2006 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
pub are you ever going to post? :eek

I think I burned out yesterday.

All I want to do today is go home & drink. :eek

noob3 Dec 22nd, 2006 05:06 PM

Daaanny says:
and i wear tight pants so they can see my dick thru it

liquidstatik Dec 22nd, 2006 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
pub are you ever going to post? :eek

I think I burned out yesterday.

All I want to do today is go home & drink. :eek

sounds like a plan :eek

noob3 Dec 22nd, 2006 05:08 PM

aaanny says:
13 1/2 :x
Daaanny says:
i told her no though ;O
Daaanny says:
COPY & PASTE
Daaanny says:
COPY & PASTE
Daaanny says:
COPY & PASTE
Daaanny says:
COPY & PASTE
Daaanny says:
COPY & PASTE
Daaanny says:
COPY & PASTE
Daaanny says:
COPY & PASTE
Daaanny says:
COPY & PASTE
Daaanny says:
COPY & PASTE
Daaanny says:
COPY & PASTE
Daaanny says:
COPY & PASTE
Daaanny says:
COPY & PASTE

Daaanny says:
and i wear tight pants so they can see my dick thru it

liquidstatik Dec 22nd, 2006 05:08 PM


liquidstatik Dec 22nd, 2006 05:10 PM

save

Lenor Dec 22nd, 2006 05:10 PM

:rave

lets go smoke a blunt :love

Pub Lover Dec 22nd, 2006 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
sounds like a plan :eek

:lol

Guys, if I've ever said "Sounds like a plan." after you've told me something, I actually think it's a stupid idea. ;(

Lenor Dec 22nd, 2006 05:14 PM

pub you cant help it with how gay you are XD

Pub Lover Dec 22nd, 2006 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor
pub you cant help it with how gay you are XD

:lol

What? :(

liquidstatik Dec 22nd, 2006 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
sounds like a plan :eek

:lol

Guys, if I've ever said "Sounds like a plan." after you've told me something, I actually think it's a stupid idea. ;(

you're cathing on ;D

Lenor Dec 22nd, 2006 05:38 PM

danny and when are you going too?

liquidstatik Dec 22nd, 2006 05:41 PM

i dont get what you're trying to say, lenor :[

noob3 Dec 22nd, 2006 05:43 PM

she wants to smoke a blunt dude let's do this

liquidstatik Dec 22nd, 2006 05:47 PM

hey lenor give me about 10 minutes i gotta get the candles lit ;]


noob3 you can't stay for long i think you have to babysit tonight thats what i heard at least

Lenor Dec 22nd, 2006 05:48 PM

:rock


noob3 Dec 22nd, 2006 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
hey lenor give me about 10 minutes i gotta get the candles lit ;]


noob3 you can't stay for long i think you have to babysit tonight thats what i heard at least

yeah babysit you and your mom maaade me make sure you wash that grubby hair!

liquidstatik Dec 22nd, 2006 05:51 PM

REWIND GODDAMNIT

liquidstatik Dec 22nd, 2006 05:52 PM


noob3 Dec 22nd, 2006 05:52 PM

your avatar was so much cooler before it was that chcik you had a crush on's baby dressed as santa spinning

Lenor Dec 22nd, 2006 05:54 PM

noob sweetie.. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT?? :?

liquidstatik Dec 22nd, 2006 05:54 PM

:lol

noob3 Dec 22nd, 2006 05:55 PM

im talking about danny's spinning santa baby

liquidstatik Dec 22nd, 2006 05:56 PM

IT'ST HE HOLIDAY SPIRIT

Lenor Dec 22nd, 2006 05:56 PM

oooooouuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh
my tooth hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

liquidstatik Dec 22nd, 2006 05:58 PM

start brushing them after bjs duhh :x

liquidstatik Dec 22nd, 2006 05:59 PM

jk i have clean semen you don't have to worry about it bby

Lenor Dec 22nd, 2006 06:01 PM

aww thats sweet :puke

liquidstatik Dec 22nd, 2006 06:10 PM

>:

liquidstatik Dec 22nd, 2006 06:11 PM

:eek

ArrowX Dec 22nd, 2006 06:40 PM

are YOU ALL IN THERE1?

I'm hearing voices man, I don't know where there comin from but there there? I can't hear them, but i can perceive them like in my ears.

noob3 Dec 22nd, 2006 07:01 PM

Wow you must be like totally crazy!

ArrowX Dec 22nd, 2006 10:49 PM

MAZES MAZES I'm trapped in here, this maze of green this maze of corn. For 3 days I'm stranded in the trenches chorophylian sea walking, crying and slowly dying. I cut myself on a stalk, I curse wildly. Then Suddenly a voice from the beyond thunders down and says "¿Usted me ayudará a bailar la noche lejos con mi siluro?" I SCREAM "YES YES I WILL GOod SIR:

as I exit the maze on the day of the 9th I exclaim "FREEDOM AT LAST ALAS THE CORN MAZE WILL CONSUME MY SOULS!" to which the sultry candy apple blue corn attendant responds:

"Its a Maize not Maze."

GADZOOKS Dec 22nd, 2006 11:07 PM

Blech

Noodles Dec 22nd, 2006 11:59 PM

Damn I have to act happy for the next 3 days of Christmas JOY JOY JOY JOY!! And im usally unhappy.

Esuohlim Dec 23rd, 2006 01:10 AM

Yeah I know it's hard to act happy after your alcoholic mother drives her car off a cliff as a means to deal with your dad's suicide :(

Noodles have you sought out a counselor by any chance?

Sam Dec 23rd, 2006 01:25 AM

I HOPE IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY. :lol

Esuohlim Dec 23rd, 2006 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan
Your a fucking noodle. Your from Italy.

I'D LIKE TO PERSONALLY THANK TAXPAYER-SUPPORTED PUBLIC EDUCATION FOR THIS POST

mischief Dec 23rd, 2006 03:37 AM

how is everyone doing tonight?

Jixby Phillips Dec 23rd, 2006 03:54 AM

shut uP!

hey guys, how is everyone

mischief Dec 23rd, 2006 03:57 AM

xoxoxo

liquidstatik Dec 23rd, 2006 06:41 AM

im alright, about to go to sleep :x

i have to wake up at 8 for some christmas thingy ;<

Noodles Dec 23rd, 2006 11:43 AM

Ack 2 DAYS good I feel like tommorows Christmas...

zeldasbiggestfan Dec 23rd, 2006 11:45 AM

I have to piss.

noob3 Dec 23rd, 2006 11:51 AM

dont forget to wipe

MarioRPG Dec 23rd, 2006 01:11 PM

Christmas Eve is almost here! A Christmas Story will be on for 24 hours! Yay!

MetalMilitia Dec 23rd, 2006 02:05 PM

My parents are having some kind of christmas shindig and a load of people have brought their kids. It's really terrible, I hate kids. Luckily I have managed to remain concealed in my room but I can hear children :x

Can't wait to get back to my uni house.

liquidstatik Dec 23rd, 2006 03:06 PM

metalmilita, that sounds pathetic ;o

but, i had to spend this morning with my dad's girlfriend's family, and they were pretty nice. all they talked about was hunting and trucks, though. ;<

liquidstatik Dec 23rd, 2006 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG
Christmas Eve is almost here! A Christmas Story will be on for 24 hours! Yay!

i just saw them advertising it :D

noob3 Dec 23rd, 2006 03:08 PM

lol hillbilly

liquidstatik Dec 23rd, 2006 03:20 PM

:ROLLSEYES

liquidstatik Dec 23rd, 2006 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
:eek


liquidstatik Dec 23rd, 2006 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Page Break


Esuohlim Dec 23rd, 2006 03:52 PM

Oh man Christmas :D

I hope I get Twilight Princess and the new four-disc Making of Freak Out! Zappa album :eek

Esuohlim Dec 23rd, 2006 03:59 PM

I just don't like these religious jerkbags being all Jesusy and trying to ruin Christmas for me with their front lawn nativity scenes and big blow-up Jesuses >:

Noodles Dec 23rd, 2006 04:05 PM

I feel bad for all the shmucks that want PS3's thats really sad because $600 is a stupid price to pay for a console...all though I want a Wii but thats probley not going to happen.


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