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That's better. I SEE YOU FLEXING BTW! :rolleyes
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stfu I'm just Army Strong
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:yum ;)
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@Tadao: no, not really :( we only got one of them back (physically) and i probably should scan it in and post it, but i'm too lazy to go find it :x
ANYWAY SUP GUYZ IT'S SNOWING A LOT HERE |
Deep snow?
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sort of. it was all fluff so it wasnt that bad, but some turned to ice and it sucked balls
how's the weather wherever you live? |
It's up to my testicles.
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We have a foot or so of snow. Not too bad.
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is your avatar monty python?
now i want to watch the meaning of life, just that super fucked up segment with the guy with the long arms and "WHICHTH WAY DID ITSTS GOOUUO?" :lol |
I can almost wear shorts today.
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Finally shave?
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It is bright sunshine & really hot. :hat
It's gonna rain on the 25th tho. >: |
I just spiked some warm gingerbread with 101-proof whiskey.
It's not bad. |
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Anyone else need to brush off their car with a shovel this morning?
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I had a classmate that thought it was brilliant to thaw off his windshield with a bucket of hot water.
It didn't end well. Fuckin' idiot. |
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I'd still fuck her.
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I wanna fuck this lady
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I'd be willing to bet she doesn't have genitals
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I wanna fuck(ing sew her mouth shut) that lady too.
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I bet she likes to do dirty nasty things.
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I bet she likes to be choked, but that's because all women secretly like to be choked.
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She would probably enjoy that, honestly.
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woahhhhh
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hehe, that is kinda trippy.
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So what are you guys gonna have for breakfast?
I'm frying an egg and then breaking the yolk and putting it on some toast :D |
I'm doing holiday baking so I ate a blob of cookie dough with some diet pepsi.
I'd say they cancelled each other out but I'm not that dumb. |
I never thought I'd give this amount of shit about Christmas.
I didn't realize it was two days away until like just now. |
This is the best Christmas ever!
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I sent out Christmas cards to my Baptist and Catholic relatives with Hanukkah stamps on them.
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My gmail inbox tells me that Jason Grunert just added me as a friend on facebook.
I didn't think I knew him. :eek |
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I'm speaking to you directly, Pub.
Feel the intensity of my gaze. |
*HUGS AN KISSES*
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Family is arriving today! Yay!
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I SAID YAY!
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Yay?
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Hi pretty lady.
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Me? Or is this to Pub?
Just thought i'd check. |
Pub, but Hi to you too!
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Shrub, wanna get married? :)
Tadao, I'm sorry I can't marry you too. :( Plus I can't have yer kids and stuff & I would really wanna, so that would just make me sad all the time. :( But anyway, I'm talking to Shrub. :) |
Good good.
Feeling festive? |
Oh.
Hmmm. Would you have my kids? |
Too bad can't be a polygamist bisexual and marry all of us.
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Yes? :(
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The facebook thing, I don't get it. I had these two people who added me and I have no freaking clue who they are. But then again I'm bad at Facebook so they might be that version of Myspace Tom and I'd never know.
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Dressing them as dancing pandas doesn't fool Liquidstatik for long. :(
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I only have myspace and never use it. This is my profile pic
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Myspace tells me that Seven Force is getting married.
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I used myspace for a while, then my family got on and that ruined it.
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Seven Force.
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Getting Married.
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I thought he was unsure.
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I say eek at the whole damn thing. >:
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Or maybe I say angry fasce at it. :eek
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He can't marry, he's black :x
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I made a gingerbread Christmas Pudding today. I'm guessing it will taste way better than real Christmas pudding, which contains nasty fruit-rind landmines :(
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I used to do tech support for koshernet.com. They were on our contract and I was the only one who could handle crazy hasidic Jews who can't get on the internet.
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virtual =/= monkey :/
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But are butt-sniffing monkeys Jewish, or at least Kosher? :(
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god I'm tired. This is where a coke habit would come in handy.
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Why not a coke habit?
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I can barely afford my medical habits as it is.
I had a lot of projects going today and they're thankfully mostly finished, now I can relax a little (until it's time to celebrate with the family tonight) |
That is what crime was created for.
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Meth is pretty cheap and you will at least have an excuse as to why you put strange things on display in your front yard.
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Alone in the house near christmas.
BEER TIME |
Yes, drink DRINK! Drink until you feel like taking pictures of you in your underwear.
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You first! :orgasm
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I don't drink as much lately.
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Shrub, I hope this is the reason why I don't have nekid pics of you yet >:
http://www.businessweek.com/globalbi...lobal+business |
MMMMMM
Man. PEER PRESSURE! Well, elder pressure. |
SHRUBFEST I WOULD NEVER PRESSURE YOU TO DO THINGS YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DO. :tear
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Wanna hear weird...
I drank one glass of wine 4 days after I stopped taking vicodin. I was trashed. I drank one shot of 101-proof Wild Turkey 5 days after I stopped taking vicodin. Not a blip. I drank 1/3 of a bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade 6 days after I stopped taking vicodin. I was trashed. |
Don't do it, Shrub. :(
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People have to be drunk to want to see that shit tho. :( |
SHOW US!
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I like Pub in dress pics. I like to jerk off to them while listening to Aphex Twin.
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I AM GOING TO START DRINKING AND THEN GO BACK TO WORK. :(
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Please?
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I HAVE A SECRET AND A JOKE, BUT I'M ONLY GOING TO TELL THEM TO SHRUBFEST BECAUSE SHE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD GET IT.
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Ooooh.
Yay! |
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