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Yeah, I accidentally put two emoticons :o

I'M GONG TO SAY AURORA SINCE IT WAS IN WAYNE'S WORLD :o
1-800-CALL-SAM
FRENCH RENAISSANCE
OUTER SPACE
GYNOCOLOGIST
OFFICE

IT'S FUCKING FINISHED!

READY? :(

Hurry up it's 4:30am here and I need sleeps :(

When You Eat A Friend's Meat Snack

On a tastey monday I was sitting on the penis tossing my shoe and suddenly princess burst through the door. oh snap! ! What's the matter? I asked him. You know what? What? I had a really smelly golden age of cinema at ajim's children's sweatshop . He then freshly fucked over to the refridgerator. SON OF A BITCH! What's the matter now? Did you eat my black person ? You have a black person ? It was JESUS wasn't it. JESUS ate it didn't he, he ate the whole of MY black person all by himself! screamed princess . JESUS then boned through the the bassment . He had a huge robot tucked under his retina . Hey, you owe me a black person . said princess to JESUS . No. give me that robot you got there. No way! I couldn't see this ending in the next 5 space age unless I did something about it. Why don't you two play parcheesi and whoever wins gets to keep the robot . I suggested. They both agreed. 7 jazz age imto the game and it was butt hole and butt hole . Eventually princess got the edge. JESUS could see that he was losing and opened moronic diarrhea over the game and it was declared a draw. princess was very fucking pissed off at this and made himself heard throughout all of the aurora . The argument continued for 200 french renaissance more. princess got sick of JESUS and moved to the chode to be a gynocologist and JESUS stayed in up a cow's ass and did nothing.

Moral: When you are wrong in eating someone elses black person you could make them move to the chode to become a gynocologist .

yah i am inpatient :lol

-willie

opps i think we made a mistake on the time periods :lol

-willie

Yeah. I think yer supposed to do things like '1983' and shit. :(

no i think it meant like "hour" and "second" :/

that one wasn't so great but it had moments :/

Hey, you owe me a black person . said princess to JESUS . No. give me that robot you got there

is pretty funny :lol

-willie

It might be seconds and minutes and stuff. :o

I thought it was funny when he was sitting on the penis tossing his shoe. :( But yeah.. some of it sucked. Not worth the amount of work we put into it. >:

GET ON AIM WILLIE CAUSE NOBODY IS ONLINE FOR ME TO TALK TO :'(

Sry milhouse yer not allowed cause yer AIM is broked. :(

yeah thats what I said :/

WELL SHOULD WE CALL IT A NIGHT? :D

-willie

oh all RIGHT >:

-willie

WELL... FOR MADLIBS, YES. :( I'm still gonna stay on AIM and SOCOM for a while. :O

ohh, hell no this thread stays at the TOP

-willie

thank god for mom and dad for stickin' two together cause we don't know howwww

-willie

you think you've got it oh you think you've got it but got it just don't get it when there's nothing at awwwawwwawwwalll

-willie

dont want to meet your daddy, just want you in my caddy
dont want to meet your mamma, just want to make you come-a

i'm just bein' honest

-willie

shake it ssh shh shake it like a polaroid picture

-willie

you know what to doooo

-willie

perhaps you had better start from the beginning

-willie

turnnnn me on yeah
well an electric head all over

-willie

get inside a get in there
a evil in your eyes baby id ont care

-willie

look i know the supernatureal is something that isn't supposed to happen but it does happen

-willie