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Esuohlim May 5th, 2011 01:23 PM

WOMNEN ARE JERKS, THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO LEARN MY TWO FAVORITE SEX POSITIONS:




Fathom Zero May 5th, 2011 01:27 PM

:lol

Tadao May 5th, 2011 01:30 PM

:lol

CaptainPasty May 5th, 2011 02:49 PM

Kinky.

Tadao May 5th, 2011 04:12 PM

Congratulations on ruining a funny moment.

Pentegarn May 5th, 2011 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 719321)
i guess so. Man if there's anything ive learned its that letting other people get away with treating you like shit isnt worth it and it wont make them love you anymore ;/

in fact i think women love you the more you treat them like shit.

Im thinking of posting this email but its kinda long and embarassing and i guess its kinda dumb to do it :lol maybe that's why she thought it was harassment cause its long

Post it, we need some story to have closure after the whole cliffhanger George fiasco

10,000 Volt Ghost May 5th, 2011 06:37 PM

That's amazing Milhouse.

Kahl, clear out your pm box. I tried to defriend her but low and behold she had already defriended me. :lol What a bitch.

King Hadas May 5th, 2011 07:50 PM

Fuck women, that's something I'd like to do right now.

khaljorn don't let this shit get you down bro. That chick was just too thick, she never even realized she was dating the coolest I-mocker around.

CaptainPasty May 6th, 2011 07:59 AM

Thanks Tadao I try my best. And with that, you can all stick it up your collective arse.

Pentegarn May 6th, 2011 08:03 AM

Wait, that is trying your best? :confused

Tadao May 6th, 2011 11:27 AM

Must be a woman.

CaptainPasty May 6th, 2011 11:35 AM

Sorry, I meant to say "beast". I fry my beast... Collective arse.

kahljorn May 6th, 2011 02:26 PM

:lol milhouse that made me laugh so hard. At first i thought it was a penis knocking her out

Quote:

That chick was just too thick
:lol

10,000 Volt Ghost May 15th, 2011 01:10 AM

Just to throw it out there. I shaved my legs the other day and I have to give credit to women in general for shaving their legs. It s a serious pain in the ass.

LordSappington May 15th, 2011 02:27 AM

If you miss ANY hairs, by God they are going to let you know, through intolerable amounts of itchiness.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 15th, 2011 02:35 AM


Esuohlim May 15th, 2011 02:43 AM

lol

10,000 Volt Ghost May 15th, 2011 02:47 AM

:( Dose are my real gams. Just a bad angle cuz I'm diesal too.

MLE May 15th, 2011 12:55 PM

10k, your legs make for quite the believable tranny!

Tadao May 15th, 2011 01:16 PM

He's lucky because he doesn't wear high heels, so he doesn't have varicose veins. I wanna lick those chops. :yum

10,000 Volt Ghost May 15th, 2011 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 721332)
10k, your legs make for quite the believable tranny!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 721347)
He's lucky because he doesn't wear high heels, so he doesn't have varicose veins. I wanna lick those chops. :yum



....actually.

edit: Also, thank you MLE.

MLE May 15th, 2011 05:27 PM

You should get black leather lacing for the side instead of that gold cord. [/critique]

Tadao May 15th, 2011 05:29 PM

Also, he should pad his ass.

MLE May 15th, 2011 05:37 PM

He doesn't have to if he wears the right top.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 15th, 2011 06:17 PM

I think my ass needs less padding. It just looks flat in that. I'll try black string instead. The dress is mainly gold though.


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