Fraud
Lately I've noticed my moneys running a little low. I was down to $700, and I thought that couldn't be right because a few weeks ago I had over $2000.
So I checked my bank account thoroughly, and lo and behold... apparently, I spent a thousand dollars flying to Estonia, and another 700 at a hotel there. Hmm, don't remember that part. I called my bank and got everything sorted out and should have my money back soon. That's nice, but I want retribution. I want the bank to find these guys, sever a finger off each hand and send them to me so I can make a necklace. Or, a photograph of them all in a nude pyramid would suffice. So, moral of the story; check your bank accounts early and often, you just might get a fat paycheck. |
The bank will send out their best Italian-American Hurtman
(Not Hitman) To hunt him down. |
How was Estonia?
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It was great! I stayed at this cool hotel. I went to Lithuania, then into Russia all on someone else's dime.
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sounds like the work of your TYPICAL JEW >: >: >: |
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