OFFICIAL: VINCEZEB TO IRAQ FUNDRAISER
 

Okay folks, here's the deal: VinceZeb, all 400 pounds of him, wants to kill some dirty "sand-niggas", but he can't get there. I've mentioned this before, but let's get the ball rolling. I'm guessing a one-way ticket to Kuwait or some other nearby country would cost several thousand dollars, given the short notice, but we can do it! Let's make a fat kid with violent skin conditions' dream come true!

I pledge $50.00 initially, and if we get to 90% of the projected cost, I'll cover the difference!

And if we can do it in the next two weeks, I'll throw in a customized "large size" Captain America costume! Those filthy Arabs will shudder in fear when they see the red, white, and blue!

The running tally (copy and paste, and add your name):

theapportioner: $50.00


Total: $50.00

edit: HERE'S THE LATEST UPDATE ON THE VINCEZEB-O-METER:

I pledgamize $10.00!

theapportioner: $50.00
Mburbank: $10.00


Total: $60.00

Hey wow, I'll chip in $50 of my own to watch him send some uppity towelheads to hell. He could lead the assault on Baghdad and teach the troops that the only two things in life to fear are God and the IRS! Or break out in hives and faint, and develop one hell of a sunburn because the troops enjoy him passed out more than spitting his concept of the awesome bloodlusting military machine in their faces.

That makes $110!

Shit, put me down for $50.

Better start packing your industrial-size suitcase, Vincey.

Total: $160.00
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VAPOR AIR ONE

Put me down for $50. Check, Cash, Visa, or Mastercard. Your choice.


Better start training to field strip your rifle Vin.


Total: $210.00

50 bucks... just don't let my creditors know...



total: $260.00

I'll buy the lotion for the hives

$15. I'm poor.

theapportioner: $50.00
Mburbank: $10.00
FS: $50
Sspadowsky: $50
The_Rorschach: $50
Bennett: $50
Doopa: Lotion
Chojin: $15

Total: $275.00 + Lotion

We need to get a graph for this fundraiser at the top of this board. Like, a blot shaped like America on the left, a blot shaped like Iraq on the right, and between them a little sweaty red tubby guy with a knotted hankerchief on his head, moving to the right as we raise more money for the trip.

$275.00 + LOTION!!!!!


Anything + Lotion = FUN

I'll donate the pork rinds. After all, big boys like VinceZeb have a big appetite.

I'm on it.

I wonder if Vince has any notion of how happy he's made so many people?

I have no money, but i will donate a chinese-replica colt .45 cap gun and a packet of caps.

We cant send the poor boy over with no protection.

$275.00 + LOTION!!!!! + CAP GUN

Show those towel-heads who the man! AMERICA IS THE MAN
USA USA USA!

I'll be more than happy to donate if you go with him. Hell, I'll even get you a window seat.

You can't just sign him up for the army? Wouldn't that make his trip free?

All right, I've finished on his campaign logo.



Now for the fundraiser. :D

nice hives

Spinster, put this in the first post. I'll keep the image updated from here.

fuckit, put me in for $50, too. what is that? $325??

:lol perfect, Chojin.

why not? i'll put in my 50 as well...

he'll need some baby wipes to get rid of all the dirty towelhead booboo as well.

:lol

Don't Ask, Don't Tell. And Vinnie tells. :(

Anyway, that's all good and fine to raise money for this, but what about raising funds for the camcorder and commentary by Bob Saget?

Hell, it's for a good cause. I'll throw in $50!

Edit: By the way, when I saw Chojin's graphic I could not stop laughing for a good five minutes. :lol