I just saw Jason X
 

It was on Starz at 8EST.

Expect a review from me very soon. And I'm sure you'll all be ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS in anticipation!

See, usually, I'll watch a movie a couple times before I review it, to make sure I cover everything. But in this case, I could never stand watching this again, so I'm just gonna wing it.

Jason Rules!
 

- I just love his 70s style goalie mask.

The scene with the sleeping bags makes the whole thing worth it.

dammit proto I was about to talk about that >: But i thought it was actually a decent jason movie, once the killing started it didn't really matter that it was in the future or anything. It had some good death scenes and yes, the sleeping bags make everything worth it. funniest scene in a horror movie EVER!

As far as I'm concerned, jamesman isn't a horror fan. Anyone who even sort of likes the classic friday the 13th movies would at least like jason x >:

Err... this wasn't a horror movie, you dumb shits. This was a comedy. :rolleyes

Jason X is the worst excuse to masturbate. EVER. :(

In my attempt to write this review, I'm already finding myself in the same position as when I tried to review Resident Evil: A handful of pages pointing out all the stupid shit in the movie, but trying to be funny at the same time.

So I think I'll just post it here when I'm done.

You could... *cough!*sendittome *cough!* :|

But then nobody else would see it. :/