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Miss Modular Jan 25th, 2006 09:02 PM

Teen beats up Grandma for Beer Money
 
If I were a teen, the last place I'd try to get beer money was from my grandma. :(

http://www.tampabays10.com/weird/wei...?storyid=24334

Teen beats up his grandmother - because she won't buy him beer

Bradenton, Florida -- Deputies say a 16-year-old has been arrested for beating his grandmother with a two-by-four for refusing to give him $100 for beer.

Charged is Kurt Cass of Hammock Drive, Bradenton.

Investigators say Cass went into his 60-year-old grandmother's bedroom Thursday and asked her for $100 for beer. When she refused, he allegedly placed a razor blade on her throat and demanded she take him to the bank to get the money, deputies said.

"When the victim arrived back home she locked all of the doors," deputies reported. "The defendant arrived back home and kicked the front door in.

"Once inside the defendant grabbed a two foot 2x4 piece of wood and hit the victim numerous times on the back. The defendant then grabbed a three foot piece of 3 inch PVC pipe and hit the victim on her head, back, and legs numerous times. The defendant's case worker arrived on scene and was able to hold him until law enforcement arrived."

Deputies said Cass has made comments in the past to his grandmother that she should kill his entire family.

Cass was charged with domestic aggravated assault, two counts of domestic aggravated battery, attempted robbery, and kidnapping.

The grandmother has had legal guardianship of Cass and his little brother since 1994.

Authorities tell us today that Cass came from a troubled family. His mother is in prison on cocaine possession and sale charges, and his father is serving a 15-year prison sentence for manslaughter after choking a prostitute to death in 2002.

Kulturkampf Jan 26th, 2006 05:52 AM

It sounds like this kid has more issues that need to eb addressed. It is not surprising that he coms from a broken home.

He requires severge psychological help.

If he were to go to a place and watch the serenity of flamingos, in his own homestate of Flroida, he would be a better person and learn the way of the thin-legged, tall birds that prean each other and are loving as a family.

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 26th, 2006 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kulturkampf
It sounds like this kid has more issues that need to eb addressed. It is not surprising that he coms from a broken home.

He requires severge psychological help.

If he were to go to a place and watch the serenity of flamingos, in his own homestate of Flroida, he would be a better person and learn the way of the thin-legged, tall birds that prean each other and are loving as a family.

what, exactly, is this supposed to mean?

mburbank Jan 26th, 2006 09:16 AM

I think that kid shows gumption and good old American know how, except he used a two by four, which when fighting even the most sprightly Grammy is poor form. If you can't get beer money out of your grandmother with the two fists god gave you, you are not man enough for beer. Unless he's crippled, in which case this is an inspiring story of triumph over adversity. Or if he's black in which case he needs to be in jail with all the other young black men.

In conclusion, if that Granny had $100.00 cash, she was asking for it.

Miss Modular Jan 26th, 2006 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mburbank
I think that kid shows gumption

You know Max, now that I think about it, you're right.

mburbank Jan 26th, 2006 10:13 AM

Mod; You can use a two by four becuase you are a girl. I say go for it!

KevinTheOmnivore Jan 26th, 2006 10:17 AM

Horatio Alger would be so proud.

AChimp Jan 26th, 2006 11:13 AM

That was one of the funniest things I've ever read, Max. :lol


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