Pretty sure I have THE worse relationship in the entire history of mankind
 

I'm constantly refereed to as a "faggot ass mistake", "stupid ass bastard child", and always being wished upon to "just go fucking die already". I'm always finding a bubbly spittle of water on the back of my head which can be referred to as spit. Here's my favorite part that I can't stress enough; I love the fear of being punch randomly in the face while driving along with the fear of my steering wheel being jerked while driving. I virtually have no more friends to talk to about my problems. Any friends I do have are to busy trying to impress ugly fat chicks in tight jeans and think have decent friendships were for when you was high school. I've tried to end this relationship but I've seriously gotten way to attached. It's been 4 years or so and all I can do is being a shit head who cares about a bigger shit head. I'm seriously more depressed in my life than I have ever been. Just got done recovering over some bogus surgeries and stuck in the hole with thousand of dollars just in medical bills. I'm busy trying to help this bitch by helping to pay for some of her lawyer costs for some disability shit. I have no idea what to do, I'm definitely not the same person any more, I'm just some grumpy piece of shit with literally no life anymore. I can't even find fun in what I love most, all I can do is just sit around and watch shitty television. All because a woman dug a pit for me just to shove me in when I wasn't looking.

I really don't know why I'm even stating this here, maybe it's truly because I have absolutely no one to talk to and I'm so pathetic to come to a place and lament to people that completely despise me. I guess it's all in hope that maybe something good might come out, or maybe it's that I'm completely blind and pathetic. It doesn't matter, I have nothing to lose anymore as it is.

Leave.

You realize that your life is filled with nothing but opportunity, right?

I've taken every opportunity that life has given me and turned it into the best. I'm only struggling with my own emotions for a person that blatantly doesn't care about me anymore.

Chad. Stop puting up with her garbage. That is an order.

Oh believe me, I'm really trying. It's really destroying me, especially when we stop talking for a few days then when we do talk, she starts acting overly nice until we see each other, then it's back to the bullshit. It's really hard to get away from someone that's been apart of your life for such a long time.

dude, good relationships are nothing like that :( your significant other should never even call you a bad name, let alone wish you dead/abuse/violate you.


stop talking to her & don't ever start up again, regardless of the circumstances.

This might sound outlandish, but I believe if I stop talking to her all together, she'll have her brother destroy my car. Wouldn't be the first time her and her family caused harm to my automobile.

Maybe I should stop making excuses and park in the garage?

Restraining order. Do whatever you can legally to separate yourself from her to make it less of choice and more of an enforcement. The emotional pain will be a lot less than your current emotional pain, too, in the long run if you just break it off asap. Milhouse out. :sunglasses

I agree. Relationships aren't something you should ever feel trapped in. They should enrich your life and make it more meaningful. Otherwise there's no POINT to them. Restraining order ASAP and break it off, kick them out, change your phone number, nonlist it, change all passwords, inform everyone of the breakup and to not give information out, etc.

secretly move out and don't tell her where you moved to

get a storage unit to slowly move all your shit into if you gotta

Oh man. Just fucking kill yourself.

:lol

In all seriousness, it sounds like you are stuck in some sort of codependency loop. in order to break this cycle you are going to need professional help. If cost is an issue I am pretty sure OSU has students who can do the therapy thing for a discount in their clinic on campus.

In all seriousness, if you can't figure this one out, I don't want you alive. You'll just do something stupid, like kill inocent people in a woman hating rage.

I think you should stick it out. I'm sure your shitty girlfriend is just one day away from having an epiphany where she regrets all that she's done to you and does what she can to make it up to you. And the next day, things will be back to normal and you'll be wishing you were dead again.

Honestly, what do you want, Babs? You say you don't know what to do, but you do know what to do. You just won't do it because you don't realize that the ups and downs of a healthy relationship do not include periods where your partner makes you feel this miserable.

For god's sake, someone link to that thread Broverg made about his relationship from hell so Babs can know what's in store for him if he doesn't leave his shitty girlfriend.



Found it: http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69703440

Required reading, Babs. Just read George's posts if it's too long. And bear in mind that the reason he never finished is because he's probably dead.

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Oh look a link to a george thread

Yeah, never saw that george thread before, but I have an exam I'm supposed to be studying for and I've spent a bunch of tonight picking through that :p

This is your brain.

This is your brain on redneck pussy. Any questions?

Actually, you know what, I'm going to do a serious response. Park your car indoors. Stop paying the cunt's lawyer bills. Make her get out of the house or, alternatively, pack up your shit and leave. Don't even talk to her. Don't say ANYTHING. Bail. You're romanticizing your mundane damn problems, like ALL antisocial people, and are enjoying the self pity (whether you know it or not). You can easily leave any time you want, but enjoy bitching and being a martyr. Just bail. It's easy, you're just telling yourself that it's hard. All you have to do is walk away. That's it! But you can't do it, because you don't WANT TO. You're an exact clone of my sad ass fat friend in Coos Bay who we all started ignoring.

You can be happy as soon as you DECIDE to pry yourself free, but you won't listen to what I'm saying; or, you'll listen, blip past the obvious, and reinterpret your own life in order to match the criticism and good advice so you don't have to DO ANYTHING. You like sitting there, doing nothing, and being wronged.

IN CONCLUSION. With this post, you just got what you needed from this thread. FROM NOW ON EVERYONE IS JUSTIFIED IN GIVING YOU SHIT.

Leave. Leave town, leave everything. You say you have nothing left. If that's true, you'll be no worse for wear if you leave, but continue to lose what little you have left if you stay. These are the only two possibilities.

Babs, you have several individuals all of which are telling you the same thing. Fun fact - when many people give you the same advice, the chance is that they're right.

For the record, I can't understand why you're still with her. Life is too short to waste on this kind of abuse.

I remember talking to George shortly when he reappeared for a bit then disappeared. He was a really down to earth guy but we never really talked about this certain subject before.

Thanks for the reference Boogie, I'll definitely read that once I get to a better accessible location than where I'm currently at.

I would like to thank everyone for being rational right now, I'm really confused right now on what to do and seriously have no one else to really go to right now about all of this. Right now, I'm really busy with work and a lot of personal stuff (obviously) so getting on here is very limited. In the mean time, I thank all of you very at least for me giving a honest opinion.

We're always here to help.

Now go get your fucking shinebox.

Thanks for reminding me about George, Boogie. :(

I'm holding out for "He's merely sleeping".

edit: n/ms

Really?

I'd believe "How" but not "What".

I think i read up to faggot ass mistake before i realized this wasn't worth reading, nor is anyone else's imput valuable whatsoever. Granted, I don't know you, and I may just be perusing this board looking for people to pick on, but id say just stop being a recently knife-banged blood cunt faggot and find some other bitch to replace this clearly similar-minded cunt.

Fat fucks and needle dicks can still meet women. Bon Chance!

seriously secretly moving out works, i totally did that once (NOT WITH SOMEOEN I WAS FUCKING, THOUGH, SO YMMV)

If I'm correct in assuming that the beloved sweetheart is fat white trash, I imagine that she doesn't have a job and never leaves the house. GOOD LUCK BUDDY :lol

This sounds like a story I'd like to hear about! :halloween2

i was living the full roast beef lifestyle (supporting a chinese lady while she got her M.B.A., y'all) and i got sick of that shit so i moved my shit into a $55 a month storage unit and then i moved the fuck out

except it wasn't a chinese and she wasn't getting an MBA but she did throw the charger for my palmpilot in the garbage because i left it on the kitchen counter so fuck her i dont have to take that shit even if i did cosign her car loan

This almost always translates into : I'm gonna continue to do nothing about it.

Just look at your new signature. Look at the title of your thread. You want to be the biggest bag of shit here because you think you can only get attention by people feeling sorry for you. I got tired of you doing this along time ago. It's why I hate you so much. I don't mind other people being a brain dead retard, they don't act like little attention whores at the same time though.

You have it down to a science and you surrounded yourself with other profesional complainers. You aren't confused, you are scared. Big fuckig deal, everyone is scared. The world isn't an easy place to live in and you are to petrified to change things. I can easily help you to get out of this situation, because I have done it a few times. I know though that you aren't gonna do a dam thing about it. It's easy to find free food and shelter.

Alright, I'm gonna assume that this is legit, and you're really in this shitty of a relationship.
My advice: MAN UP, SUZIE. Get your ass out of there. You don't need to be gentle about it. Just get someone, family, friends, hired muscle, to help you move your shit out, whether the dickweed is there or not. Then move in somewhere else, preferably alone so you can get your damn emotions back in line, and go find some better friends.
And if you instead choose to stay there and take all the abuse, then it's your damn fault at that point, because you really have no excuse to even still BE in this relationship.

Dude. Sappy just told you to "Man Up".

I feel a great disturbance in The Force.

I've listened to enough pathetic people complain to learn that they always, without fail, have brought it on themselves. Wah wah, my abusive boyfriend just left me and wrecked my room. Wah wah, my druggie friends are using me. You (all of you) deserve 99% of the shit that happens to you in life. It is the consequence of your actions or (more frequently) your inactions.

Nothing is hard once you actually do it. The only difficulty in anything is agonizing over whether or not to act.

You already know you're in a bad situation. You don't want to think through the logistics because that would be admitting the answer to yourself, and the problem isn't as bad if you don't think about it. You're too scared to do anything, but talking about it makes you feel like you're doing something. Just fucking do it.

If I seem overly hostile, it's because I'm also yelling at a younger me.

Wow, sounds like that bitch needs a shiner.

The general advice as Colonel pointed out earlier is you have to leave.

Chojin touched on something though too. In life all the best things that happen to a person happen because they finally made a decision that was hard. It is human nature to be content with the status que because the unknown scares us. This is precisely why you are frozen in a quagmire of indecisiveness. Ultimately you will be compelled to leave, it is inevitable, and if you don't do it now, keep this in mind; eventually, while she is doing bad things now, she will eventually do something much worse to you, it is only a matter of time, so why wait for that shoe to drop? Get out now while it is only this bad before it actually becomes worse (which it will)

Alright, DUR. No more advice, I'm now taking bets as to whether or not the bbw hell troll punches him in the dick when he once again"tries" to break up with her

Why doesn't she have an i-mock account yet. Obviously she isn't that horrible of a person.

I don't want to sound like a cock-sucker but this is literally the best advice you'll ever hear

you may not want to, but you do

I'm only here to hear her side of the story. "Babs you didn't tell us you got her pregnant/disabled her legs" etc etc.

I think Babs is upset that people didn't join his pity party.

I'm not that lucky.

He's suffering severe ball compaction, since she punched him in the dick with fists as wide as honey-baked hams


Which is only complicating the ball compaction he already suffers on a daily basis HA HA oh man

Honestly I hope she gets an account and posts, her avatar is a pic of her holding the camera above her head pointing down. I comment on how fat chicks use that technique to hide their fat, and she posts a double wide pic of herself in a red nightgown pic of her double wideness in a red nightgown.

Good times

son of a bitch. :lol

either that or it's a load of horsewash, i've been trying shit for ages and it didn't make it any easier

Now THAT'S funny.

i thought you sat in your house all day doing nothing

No, he goes out in public and sings love songs to drunk bitches.

yeah okay maybe 10% research / critical thought would help

like that oregon trail diet, wtf

so chojin, since you've got it all figured out now how about you share your massive success story with us -- I bet the ladies are just tripping over themselves trying to get you out of those tight-fitted tees, am I right?

So with a little help from Jack Daniels, I took my balls out of her purse and took one last stand. Everything's going to be fine, at least for now. I would tell you more, but I really have to take a nice long shit right now.

So basically, I told her I have bigger plans in my life and I'm tired of her not contributing and her expecting me to do everything. I explained that responsibility is something that someone as herself needs to learn a lot more about along with developing ambitions to further her own life. Than I nicely and calmly explained that it's not me, it's her.

Yeah right.

fixed

i'm sry, are you implying i'm not a success?

age of consent here in MD is 16, so only two years until you can come visit ;););)

no thanks :( I like my boys nice. and warm. and not shrunken.

BREAKING NEWS: SHOCKING FOOTAGE OF BABS' FIRST AND CURRENT GIRLFRIEND:

you can't even give me head? :( you've clearly got too much of it already.

lol

What you said. :(

I say we help him fake his death

I say we help him with his death.

Babs are you dead yet?

He hasn't been online in over a week ....

He could be dead.

Death by elephantine redneck skank. Not a good way to go.

elephantine skanks need food too. THE CIRCLE OF LIFE CONTINUES

THE CIIIIIIIR-CLLLLLLLE

THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

the other day i went to Denny's and there was this girl there with Ed the Hyena's laugh :O
almost wanted to ask for an autograph

I was out to dinner one time, and there was someone in the restaurant that laughed like Archimedes from Disney's The Sword and the Stone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLI46yMdtmU at 00:45

There's this one guy I know who is super annoying and looks/sounds exactly like Farquard from Scooby Doo meets the Boo Brothers.

that's the stupidest damn thing I've ever heard >:

fixed

whatever

Womti went all 'valley girl' on us :lol

Checked the IP- either it's not womti or he's found a new public library.

Is it Babs pretending to be Womti because that is somehow a better trade?

I'm pretty sure womti's avatar should just be lumped in with the general default ones by now.

If it isn't womti, it certainly is as annoying

Is that Terra in your avatar? :lol

nope, I'm dead

You will be

Babs ... I read you first post. That's abuse, plain and simple.

I read this one time and I have kept saved in a little folder for advice (cuz I can't remember everything I read):

If there is one thing to really take from this is "once a habit has taken shape, it is difficult to reshape."

This goes for her and for you because if you fell into this relationship there has to be some habits within yourself you might want to address.

Step away from this woman, move away, start fresh, analyze yourself, get some pro help if you need, and take a break from the women until get you straight.

If you don't want to change your situation or you there isn't much that can be done unless she does something that involves her leaving you on her accord or her going to jail for abusing you physically or something.

All Babs wants is exactly what you gave him. Pity. It's like a birthday cake. He needs to just kill her and then himself, should probabl take out all other family members on both sides if he can.

ha ha everyone already said everything that you just said an he decided to mathink it over"

I suppose your right Tadao. *sigh*

just watched a law and order svu and there was a character named babs and i think it was played by kathy griffin!!

HAH!

I fucking hate that character, because I've met too many women like that here in Austin. >:

yea watching it kind of made me want to kill myself but i really needed a break.

:lol I love that episode. Where that butch dyke knee dongs stabler.

:lol thats the one

they should've let her get raped though.. annoying characters should always get raped

STREET JUSTICE

Stop being such a p*ssy. Dump the bitch and continue mission.

Mission complete.

gigh five :eek