What happened to me, a story for everyone
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Don't gloss over the part where you made terrible candy and your cousin Miffles and Eiffles came to join you.
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Yeah, go ahead and continue. I enjoy reading about how shitty other people's lives can be--both because it makes me feel OK about my own life, but also because in cases like this, they're just plain interesting to read.
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Jesus goddamned christ. Am I a member of a tiny cadre of posters whose life isn't a punishment from God
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Depends. What if one revels in their misery?
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WIFFLES, YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL PERSON :jamesman
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so wait, wiffles isn't a character?
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when i was an electrician, we used to strip all the wire scraps and sell the copper from it twice a year. split between the 6 of us, we each got about $50, which was neat.
anyway i wasn't joking, i didn't know wiffles was a real person for about 8 years now. i'm still not convinced ¬_¬ i enjoyed reading the story though next up: pram notices we like stories and vomits the novel of his tribulations of fucking with wet dirt |
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My stories aren't worth telling.
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your dad sounds like a tard. idk how people can't resist having a series of long, torrid affairs at the expense of the rest of their life and the people they care about. i find that people who go clubs/bars to hook up are among the many, many groups of people i dislike.
it isn't worth it; sex just isn't that amazing or interesting. maybe i'm doing it wrong. |
WTF Wiffles does acid and meth?! That's not right.
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This thread shattered my perceived image of Wiffles :lol
I wonder what the Colonel will have to say about this though, what with him calling you his adopted granddaughter and all |
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i always thought wiffles was real, but a guy :)
i like your story better than mine wiffles cause i just get to read. i did not live it!! as for random sex, it is fun for a few tries and then it leaves you feeling really sad. even for a dude just having somone want you just to fuck and go away hurts a little if you have a soul. it also makes me happy that imockery had a reputation for being verbally abusive in that time frame. it made me happy. i love being abusive verbally on the interweb. |
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I love hearing stories like this... Mostly because it makes me realize how much I've taken for granted. Also people who enter an MLM business are some of the saddest cases of all. They are always so confident and make huge sacrifices and get shafted hard.
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I also thought wiffles was a guy.
also what is wiffles drug codename for? |
Iodine
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My life tragedy is that I was born with a form of dwarfism so I can't reach things on shelves.
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a motherfucking midget >:
the internet is for tall people only. asshole. |
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