japan says no to no more heroes
 

http://kotaku.com/gaming/suda51/mini...ers-331771.php
looks like sales are pretty shitty even the relaese event sold like one or two games

That toilet paper is probably going to be worth an assload in a few years.

it will be like wiping your ass with dollar bills

I've only met one person who was interested in this game.

You can't count Guitarwoman unless you've met him in person.

I can see it now, "Disappointing sales figures in Japan lead to cancellation of U.S. release of No More Heroes." Guitar Woman's gonna have a baby.

Well, the Japanese also thought being Hitler's home boy was a good idea.

Aaaaaaaand if worse comes to worse, I could mabye just import it.

The important stuff is in English already.

The japanese also thought creating 'No More Hero's' was a good idea.

I don't see why you guys have a problem with this game! It's going to be great!

WITH A WINNING ENDORSEMENT FROM THE LIKES OF YOU, HOW CAN IT POSSIBLY FAIL?!

I don't know! It sure as fuck looks cooler than Ken mongling Ryu's cock!

clearly!

Travis Touchdown is a pretty boss name, though.

is this some sort of game where you play as a homosexual johnny knoxville?

/v/'s excited about it because he's the embodiment of a typical 4chan user.

Also, the story's based on El Topo, which is fantastic.

If by "boss" you mean "generic gay porn actor name", then yes.

I'd play it if I didn't pay for it probably.

The whole tone of the game kind of reminds me of God Hand, so I might try it.

WHAT? EL TOPO ARE YOU SERIOUS?

No More Heroes quietly released in the US yesterday. Has anyone picked up a copy? I've seen a few positive reviews...I'm curious to read more reviews of it though.

Review from Insomnia.ac. This is written based on the import, BTW, so it wasn't written the day after the guy got it.

Dr. Boogie, the reason it's probably reminding you of God Hand is because it was made by the same people, as well as Killer7. I haven't played God Hand (I own it), but I thought Killer7 was kind of lame up until the endgame, which was one of the most offputting things I've ever experienced in my life.

Great that game sucks anyway

bring on the marios

Thanks for the link, Codiekitty. I think I'll chalk this game up to "Rent one of these days."

I just don't see the appeal...