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zeldasbiggestfan Dec 6th, 2006 09:11 PM

Bought? No. There was no buying. Thats all shit I found. Seriously. Im sorry Seth. :(

randomskyfears Dec 6th, 2006 09:12 PM

kept waiting for the pics of the rest of the gifts. what a load. you got screwed sethomas. but the story was superb

GADZOOKS Dec 6th, 2006 09:21 PM

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BUY SOMETHING.

I HOPE SOMEONE SHOOTS YOUR OTHER EYE.

xbxDaniel Dec 6th, 2006 09:22 PM

Zooks already said it.

liquidstatik Dec 6th, 2006 09:23 PM

zbf, you're such a jerk >;

and sethomas, that was fun-eeh ;o

Microshock Dec 6th, 2006 09:27 PM

yes it was...loool. i thought he wud just post pics of what he got and thats it.

But you made it enjoyable..nice bowtie

mystie make a story already from my crap!

snoogans Dec 6th, 2006 09:28 PM

Whoever got ZBF, if you haven't sent their present off already... shit in a box and send it.

"Seriously. I'm Sorry" bullshit!

Spengler Dec 6th, 2006 09:33 PM

ZBF, you cheap douche! I can't wait to see what story my receiver comes up with.

Emu Dec 6th, 2006 09:43 PM

You cunts need to not buy shitty presents. If you're going to be a cheap bitch at least buy some food. :(

Edit: wait you FOUND that crap? fuck you in the neck

HickMan Dec 6th, 2006 09:52 PM

I'M MAD I DIDN'T GET MINE YET. DAMN THIS GIFT EXCHANGE TO HELL

I'm waiting on the edge of my seat to get mine! I just hope I don't have some fag gift.

poppers620 Dec 6th, 2006 10:06 PM

ZBF - sorry you thought my gift was crap. i actually spent a lot of time looking for that shit to send you.

Preechr Dec 6th, 2006 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glowbelly
i got mines

thank you preechr. you made me laugh and hate you all from one box. i'm going to be cleaning up bouncy balls every day of my life for at least the next 8 years.

Wars take bawls... LOTS of bawls.

The old man that ran the vending machine company next door to my office retired, and he threw a metric ton of those away. It was the coolest thing EVER. I had to share the love. Dogs can pass them. I hope babies can too.

snoogans Dec 6th, 2006 10:22 PM

hehehe i so wish I could've seen them bouncing all over. How did you make it so they all fell out though?

Preechr Dec 6th, 2006 10:35 PM

They just do that naturally.

I helped though by loading them up on the bottom of the box and filling the top space up with styrofoam peanuts. I was hoping she'd dump the box out, but I figured she has a kid. That was my back-up plan.

glowbelly Dec 6th, 2006 11:09 PM

the kid won.

he also tried to eat the styrofoam.

i will be posting snaps soon. i gotta get my hubby involved and he just doesn't understand this wacky internet stuff i do.

also, if you haven't gotten a gift from me it's because i'm a jerk, but i will make it up to you i promise, secret, just ask seth. i'm planning on going out in a blizzard tomorrow to complete my task. i will send it super priority fast overnight whatever shipping i have to to make sure that it gets to you swiftly. pinky swear.

i mean, god forbid i get banned for eternity from this place. it would be kinda funny, though.

Misdemonar Dec 6th, 2006 11:35 PM

Grislygus, you half-ass this now!

Protoclown Dec 6th, 2006 11:52 PM

Seth, that was fucking awesome. :lol

Mystie Dec 7th, 2006 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Microshock
yes it was...loool. i thought he wud just post pics of what he got and thats it.

But you made it enjoyable..nice bowtie

mystie make a story already from my crap!

I can't I'm.... too drunk......

Mockery Dec 7th, 2006 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan
Bought? No. There was no buying. Thats all shit I found. Seriously. Im sorry Seth. :(

Zelda, you have broken the rules. The contest specifically stated that you needed to purchase a gift that was valued between $15 and $30. Since you just found some random crap, which doesn't even work and you can't prove it is worth $15, I'm giving you two options:

1) You send out a new gift to Seth immediately. And I mean BUY a gift that's worth at least $15.00

or

2) You get banned.

The choice is yours. I realize you're fairly new here (and young) so perhaps you didn't "get it" but the fact remains that you didn't play by the rules and what you did was shitty, so action is being taken.

Seth, that's extremely cool of you to play along with the gift you got and your story was fucking hilarious. Excellent work.

Microshock, I just sent you a PM because your package is at your post office. Your secret santa just notified me because they attempted to deliver it to you and now it's being held at the post office since you weren't there. Details are in my PM.

noob3 Dec 7th, 2006 12:54 AM

id say not to give him an option at all, but then seth wouldnt get anything cool :/

Zomboid Dec 7th, 2006 12:59 AM

No shit. It's not like anyone of importance broke any rules. It's a great excuse to finally ban the retard.

Hey! You retracted the second part of your post.

noob3 Dec 7th, 2006 01:02 AM

:lol

Zomboid Dec 7th, 2006 01:08 AM

I would too, but now no one will know how generous you were feeling for those 5 minutes or so.

liquidstatik Dec 7th, 2006 01:08 AM

nah i saw it, noob3 wants to sucks rog's balls ;o

Mystie Dec 7th, 2006 01:13 AM



That's what I got. I'll make with the storytime by the end of the week.


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