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RaNkeri Nov 10th, 2008 02:30 PM

:rolleyes

liquidstatik Nov 10th, 2008 02:32 PM

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Pub Lover Nov 10th, 2008 02:35 PM

In Finland that is considered a success. :eek

RaNkeri Nov 10th, 2008 02:41 PM

word \X/

liquidstatik Nov 10th, 2008 02:44 PM

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RaNkeri Nov 10th, 2008 02:46 PM

aight, brah

Asila Nov 10th, 2008 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 593176)
On a side note, Asila, you're from Northern Miss?

No

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 10th, 2008 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 593192)
No


I spent 5 minutes with someone on the phone last week with someone who was from the southern part of Missouri and he declared up and down it was pronounced Missour-a or Missour-uh. The next call happened to be someone from the northern part of Missouri and he called me crazy for pronouncing it Missour-uh. Then he called the southern part of Missouri crazy for pronouncing it wrong. I figured I'd ask.




Edit: Happy Birthday MLE

Asila Nov 10th, 2008 05:28 PM

I think Missour-eye is probably a lot closer to a deep southern accent attempting to say it than someone actually from the state. Either way it's a joke, I'm from NC

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 10th, 2008 06:40 PM

Gotcha, NC is fun too.

Neen Nov 10th, 2008 08:42 PM

Misory amirite?

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 10th, 2008 08:58 PM

how likely is it for us wait to page brak for page 2008-2009 until New Years eve this year?

Tadao Nov 10th, 2008 09:05 PM

That belongs in the stupid post thread :x

MetalMilitia Nov 10th, 2008 09:07 PM

Unlikely. Particularly if this fascinating conversation on how to pronounce words continues.

Pub Lover Nov 10th, 2008 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 593218)
That belongs in the stupid post thread :x

This is the stupid posts thread. :(

Tadao Nov 10th, 2008 09:12 PM

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Nov 10th, 2008 09:22 PM

If you're Rankeri's dad, that makes you Asila's father-in-law, and you have the makings for one of those daytime tv shows about such things as that. :eek

Tadao Nov 10th, 2008 09:46 PM

As long as I can still have sex with my daughter in law it's fine.

Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 10:40 PM

FUCKEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS




TALK

TALK

Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 10:41 PM

I got me a complication
And it's an only child
Concernin' my reputation
As something more than wild
I know it serves me right
But I can't sleep at night
Have to hide my face
Or go some other play-ay-ay-ay-ay-ace

I won't cry out for justice
Admit that I was wrong
I'll stay in hibernation
'Til the talk subsides to gone
My social life's a dud
My name is really mud
I'm up to here in lies
Guess I'm down to size
To size

Can't seem to talk about
The things that bother me
Seems to be
What everybody has
Against me
Oh, oh, all right

Here's the situation
And how it really stands
I'm out of circulation
I've all but washed my hands
My social life's a dud
My name is really mud
I'm up to here in lies
Guess I'm down to size
To siiiiiize

Talk talk Talk talk Talk talk Talk talk

Asila Nov 10th, 2008 10:43 PM

GRISLYGUS

Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 10:44 PM

ASILA

Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 10:44 PM

I PRESUME YOU'RE WONDERING WHY I GATHERED YOU ALL HERE TONIGHT

Asila Nov 10th, 2008 10:50 PM

WE WERE, IT WAS ON THE TOP OF OUR MINDS

ALLOW ME TO SIP THIS COGNAC MENACINGLY FIRST

Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 10:50 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a challenge for you

Asila Nov 10th, 2008 10:52 PM

:o


Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 10:53 PM

You see, it has come to my attention that the art forum is full of unreliable dildos, yet I am eager to start a new project.

So I will. But I won't do it with them. I'll do it with you. The cool people.

executioneer Nov 10th, 2008 10:54 PM

MCCLOUD

Tadao Nov 10th, 2008 10:54 PM

What's the deal?

Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 10:55 PM

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you:

THE GRAND GRISLY ART CONTEST

Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 10:56 PM


Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 10:57 PM

The idea is simple. I have started this picture for you. Finish it for me.

Asila Nov 10th, 2008 10:58 PM

THE PEOPLE WHO COULD NOT CLAIM TO BE ARTISTS EVEN IF THEY'D HAD A WILD NIGHT WITH SALVADORE DALI?

Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 10:58 PM

Do it in any method or madness you choose, and pm me the results. When I have decided that I have received enough, I will choose a winner and post all contributions in the art forum and laugh at the fools who missed this opportunity

Asila Nov 10th, 2008 10:58 PM

I mean really, I could cheat and let my father do it, if I wanted it to look good

Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 10:59 PM

YOU ARE THE OUTCASTS, THE HERMITS, THE TRUE TORTURED SOULS, SHINE FOR ME! SHINE!


Johnny, show them what they'll win!

Asila Nov 10th, 2008 10:59 PM

OH GOD WHAT WILL IT BE

Guitar Woman Nov 10th, 2008 11:00 PM

Quote:

Pure eyes, blue like a glassy bead---
You are always looking at me
and I am always looking at you.

Ah, you're too meek---
beautiful, unspoiled:
thus I'm so sad, I suffer---
and so happy, it hurts.

I want to hurt you
and destroy myself
What you would think
if you knew how I felt.

Would you simply smile,
not saying a word?
Even curses from your mouth
would be as beautiful as pearls.

I place my left hand on your
face as though we were to kiss.
Then I suddenly shove my thumb
deep into your eyesocket.
Abruptly, decisively,
like drilling a hole.

And what would it feel like?
Like jelly?
Trembling with ecstasy, I obscenely
mix it around and around: I must
taste the warmth of your blood.

How would you scream?
Would you shriek "It hurts!
It hurts!" as cinnabar-red tears
stream from your crushed eye?

You can't know the maddening
hunger I've felt in the midst of
our kisses, so many of them
I've lost count.

As though drinking in your cries,
I bring my hopes to fruition:
biting your tongue, shredding it,
biting at your lips as if tasting
your lipstick.

Oh, what euphoric heights I would
reach, having my desires fulfilled
like a greedy, gluttonous cur.

I longed, too, for your cherry-tinted
cheeks, tasty enough to bewitch my
tongue.
I would surely be healed,
and would cry like a child.

And how is your tender ear?
It brushes against my cheek;
I want it to creep up to my lips so
I can sink my teeth into its flesh.

Your left ear, always hearing words
whispered sweet as pie---
I want it to hear my true feelings.
I never lied, no...
but I did have my secrets.

Ah, but what must you think of me?
Do you hate me? Are you afraid?
As though inviting you to the agony
at the play's end, if you wish, you
could destroy me---I wouldn't care.

As you wish, you may destroy me
---I wouldn't care.
I didn't like this poem very much. :(

Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 11:01 PM

"THHHHHHHAAAAAAAYTS RIGHT, GW! WE'VE GOT QUITE A PRIZE ON OUR HANDS HERE!



WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A HEARTWARMING TALE OF ART CRITICS, MEDIA MOGULS, PARENTS, AND A GREASY FILM MAKER EXPLOITING A SMALL CHILD! AND IT'LL BE SHIPPED TO THE WINNER! HOLY SHIT! BACK TO YOU, GW!"

Asila Nov 10th, 2008 11:02 PM

OH


I'VE SEEN THAT


FUCK

ALSO FUCK YOU GW SRSLY

Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 11:04 PM

WHAT ELSE WE GOT, JOHNNY?

Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 11:08 PM

"WELL, FOR THE FIRST PLACE WINNER, WE HAVE SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL HERE FOLKS, I GOTTA TELL YA, I SLIT MY WRISTS WHEN THEY TOLD ME I COULDN'T KEEP IT!

SERIOUSLY, IT WAS LIKE TWO MINUTES AGO!


I'M BLEEDING OUT!


ANYWAY, WE GOT OURSELVES A NICE HARDCOVER BY BELOVED ENGLISH FRUITBAT REALPH STEADMAN, FOLLOW UP TO HIS ACCLAIMED GRAPES OF RALPH!



CALL AN AMBULANCE!"

Asila Nov 10th, 2008 11:11 PM

OH

I MIGHT PARTICIPATE IN THAT CASE

liquidstatik Nov 10th, 2008 11:24 PM

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Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 11:26 PM

YES

YES

WE WILL SHOW THEM ALL

Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 11:26 PM

Seriously though you two may end up getting the prizes just because you'll be the only ones participating :(

Asila Nov 10th, 2008 11:35 PM

more people love you than you know, Grisly. You might be surprised

Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 11:38 PM


Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 11:39 PM

FACK


liquidstatik Nov 10th, 2008 11:40 PM

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liquidstatik Nov 10th, 2008 11:41 PM

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liquidstatik Nov 10th, 2008 11:41 PM

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Asila Nov 10th, 2008 11:44 PM

that reminds me HEY GRISLY

I HAVE A FAVOUR TO ASK

ONE THAT I WILL ASK WITHOUT CAPS, SHOULD YOU ACCEPT IT

Guitar Woman Nov 10th, 2008 11:46 PM

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 11:47 PM

I WILL ACCEPT THE MISSION UNTIL IT SELF DESTRUCTS

liquidstatik Nov 10th, 2008 11:48 PM

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Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 11:48 PM

GW you nancyboy I'll be ending the damn thing sometime over the next week, not the next two minutes

SUBMIT SOMETHING

Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 11:49 PM

Wait Whadde edit whadde edit

Asila Nov 10th, 2008 11:58 PM

grisly

CAN I HAVE AN AV THAT IS OF SHERLOCK HOLMES YET IS DONE BY YOU?

I would love that and treasure it.

liquidstatik Nov 10th, 2008 11:59 PM

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Grislygus Nov 11th, 2008 12:10 AM

Stick around Asila, I'm whipping something up right now

Asila Nov 11th, 2008 12:11 AM

I hope you do give us a week I need that time to get twitchy and perfectionist about it

thaaaaank yoooou

Grislygus Nov 11th, 2008 12:23 AM

You realize, of course, that any sherlock holmes done by me can only be an affectionate testament to Rathbone, right?

Asila Nov 11th, 2008 12:24 AM

I am completely okay with Rathbone. It's Bruce that I dislike

Asila Nov 11th, 2008 12:26 AM

Nigel Bruce I mean, his Watson.

Grislygus Nov 11th, 2008 12:26 AM

which one was bruce again?

Grislygus Nov 11th, 2008 12:27 AM

But Nigel was his buddy :(

I'm partial to Duvall, actually :heresy

Asila Nov 11th, 2008 12:33 AM

Rathbone had a different Watson? I am intrigued?

Asila Nov 11th, 2008 12:38 AM

Unless you're talking about his stage Watson, and I'd argue that it's impossible to see his stage Watson at this point.

Grislygus Nov 11th, 2008 12:41 AM

I was talking about Robert Duvall :P

Asila Nov 11th, 2008 12:43 AM

OH! Seven Per Cent Solution

ok you win :(

Grislygus Nov 11th, 2008 12:46 AM

Awright, finished it


Any purist would tar and feather me for squeezing in the back of his head, but his nose just makes it irresistable

Grislygus Nov 11th, 2008 12:49 AM

Fullsize


Grislygus Nov 11th, 2008 12:50 AM

(Hopefully) avvy size


Grislygus Nov 11th, 2008 12:50 AM

SHIT too big

Asila Nov 11th, 2008 12:52 AM

let me see if it works

also I love it

Asila Nov 11th, 2008 12:53 AM

IT DOES

Grislygus Nov 11th, 2008 12:54 AM

Well, the pub lab computer's being gay all of a sudden, so HERE


Think it looks better anyway

Grislygus Nov 11th, 2008 12:55 AM

Oh, ya got it


Anyway it doesn't have hitchcock in it 'cause Rathbone's a glorious, wonderful scenery chewer, hope you don't mind

Asila Nov 11th, 2008 12:56 AM

I love it, tell me you love it too

thank you from the bottom of my heart

Asila Nov 11th, 2008 12:59 AM

Seriously, it's perfect, thank you.

Grislygus Nov 11th, 2008 01:00 AM

I actually wish I'd done it on better paper now, I wanna keep it and put it in a tiny little frame because it's awesome

Also I'm liking this GREEZLYGUS IST KRIEG CLUB better than a hitchcock club

Now if only I can land a job doing this shit for actual money, that'd be nice

Asila Nov 11th, 2008 01:04 AM

I'll pay you :(

and ch'yea, holmes is the perfect muse

Tadao Nov 11th, 2008 01:04 AM

Great job Gus

liquidstatik Nov 11th, 2008 01:52 AM

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RaNkeri Nov 11th, 2008 02:36 AM

Hey gus, how bout making one for me? ;)

Asila Nov 11th, 2008 02:43 AM

IGNORE HIM

ElPila666 Nov 11th, 2008 03:16 AM

:(

Tadao Nov 11th, 2008 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 593310)
Hey gus, how bout making one for me? ;)

:rolleyes

kahljorn Nov 11th, 2008 03:51 AM

that's pretty cool ;o

i would pay for that picture if i saw it somewhere. I really like his eyes

liquidstatik Nov 11th, 2008 03:59 AM

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kahljorn Nov 11th, 2008 04:03 AM

where has lenor been?

that really sucks about noob3. I used to have him on msn or something but i dont even remember that account anymore ;/

liquidstatik Nov 11th, 2008 04:03 AM

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liquidstatik Nov 11th, 2008 04:06 AM

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liquidstatik Nov 11th, 2008 04:08 AM

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Tadao Nov 11th, 2008 05:44 AM

POST EM!

Dixie Nov 11th, 2008 08:01 AM

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one

No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
`Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest number, worse than two

It's just no good anymore since she went away
Now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday

One is the loneliest, number one is the loneliest
Number one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest, one is the loneliest
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
It's just no good anymore since she went away
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

:(

Dixie Nov 11th, 2008 08:15 AM

I said stay, but you turned away
Tried to say that it was me
Now I'm here and I've lost my way
Still I know how it feels, I'm alone again

Aaarg Nov 11th, 2008 08:21 AM

well you've got me working so hard lately
working my hands until they bleed
if i was twice the man i could be
i'd still be half of what you need

Dixie Nov 11th, 2008 08:24 AM

Yay!!!!
I have a friend!
And how are you today little fella?


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