Hello, I hate you
 

Really?

Well, that's what I was told by the nice man.

Cunt.

*takes a sip of water*

*spits it out*

*does a double-take*

A BIONIC SHEEP? WHAAAAAT?

:lol

Bionic sheep: shut up.

So do you believe everything the internet tells you?

But this is the internet, McMock. All truths come from the internet.

Indeed, if it wheren't for the Internet how else would we know the royal family are really lizards.

Amount of emails I've gotten this week that actually tell the truth: 2
Amount of emails from nigerian businessmen, viagra salesmen and unsorted crap sellers: 37

All truths come from the internet but it's damn hard to spot the nuggets of gold amongst the neverending crapflood that comes from the internet.

Granted. The Spam baffles get a little plugged now and then but when we consider the truth ratio on the net comparing to our own lying eyes out in "real" life, well you MUST see the facts for what they are.

The net NEVER lies.

Of course not. But the people on the net sure do.

Bionic Sheepy has come to the rescue.

Wait. Am I saying that right?

Bionic Sheep?


Hmmmm.


*shaves something*

:(

What did I ever do to you guys :(

Your alive aren't you?

Reason enough.

:lol

That's a stupid question. The Cunt Files! Duh!

Terra, Jixby, you guys need to get along now for the common good, there are far greater evils here like Zekey and Dr. Fu :/

Hey.
Skinning kittens is NOT evil.
Its a way of life and its my choice to live it.
Plzkthnxbye.

Skinning kittens? Why that is terrible :eek

I'm evil?

Hmm.

Must've missed the memo.

OH JESUS CHRIST

I dont judge your hobbies.

:/

INCORRECT. Reptilian Aliens :rolleyes

Yeah, get it right :lol

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