Who doesn't?

G-guys? Did you, like...you know...forget to put me on the Secret Santa list?

I mean, because, like...just...you know.

I...I d-don't have any presents.

am i the 9 year old kid? im 14.

no way :eek

You as the overweight teenage girls say, have mass amounts of baby fat (fat) that gives you a childish look.

Srsly tho, gl getting into barz d00d

I'm sure "getting into barz" is something you don't have a problem with, right Jake-o? Given how rugged and manly (and def. not childish) you look. (RAWR!)

Personally, your story scared me. All that talk about sucking your "cock".... ewwwwwwww. Clearly at your age it's still a 'pee pee".

:(

To my Secret Santa,

everyday i come home, running for the mailbox. i cant wait to get my package! :D but oh no, it's never there :X
i don't mean to be a "rush," but c'mon, it's been a week or so
could you just, yya know, send me my shit ;o

Mine should have arrived at its intended recievee by now. There's something wrong with the post offices here in LA.

I hope MarioRPG gets his photos back from the developer soon, cuz I'm all anxious now for everyone to see the cool things I bought. Also I can't remember half the stuff I put in there. o.O

i hate to, but have to (since it's the first time ever), say it: lotida made me lol.

Me too. :(

SHUTUP NO ONE CARES

I want to read more stories

I'm posting my story tomorrow :O

zelda you fucked up big time.....you gave a crappy gift....and had a crappy story even when you got awesome gifts that i would gladly have ( no offense seththomas)

The unicorn set was awesome, the duck was awesome and all you did was make a face with it? I think poppers and various others speak with me on this that you should re-do the story.....

and make a real story.....plus dont try to comment me back saying that im small.....i made a story and i put effort into it. I gave store-bought gifts not shit i found lying around....

Seriously...who wants Zelda to re-do the story with the awesome stuff he got...

Even rog got pissed at you...

still hadn't received anything as of yesterday around 7pm, will check again tomorrow around same time :/

Here is my video with some help


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct8V0eQOCbg

fartin thats a private video...

that was great FartinMowler, I give it a 8 out of 10

Thanks...It took forever to figure out how to put it up on the interweb :)

i'll say :<

that was the scariest thing I've ever seen on youtube

i made it to 2:30, am I the only one ;<

that was great hahaha

is that how long it takes to orbit MLE's ass?

THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SHIRT TOO, WHERE IS THE SHIRT FARTIN >:

I WATCHED THE WHOLE THING AND NEVER SAW THE SHIRT TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU WEARING THE SHIRT