I just wanna say...
 

Hi everyone, and thanks administration for letting me login with no troubles after being away for years.

Also, Hail Satan, may the Dark Forces smite my enemies, etc. etc. etc.

Edi: Wow, did I really have three thousand posts? What a dork.

PERNDOG!! :O

i miss this dawg. shit howdy do!

hello there

hello fiend of satan

who the fuck r u

So what did I miss?

I just came back too. When you were here once you just can't get enough.

Hello Perndog. Have you done anything exciting that I can make a comic about? :)

Perndog :lol I'm guessing you have no girl friend or you're going to lie about having one.

Well we had a kid on here that pretended to be a lesbian for a year. And I got a cookie. :)

You left out the part about you being attracted to said faux lesbian and being broken-hearted with the eventual revelation of the truth.

Oh I think everyone knows that part. That's why I left it out. Needless details. It's not like you're an asshole or anything.

so did you and spock/guitarwoman ever cyber-do-it?

Yes, chimp. In fact, I decided it was time to make an appearance specifically because I wanted to subject myself to your expert mockery. I'll meet you in Loveline.

Didn't you used to have the futurama avatar, if not I'm thinking of someone else

you mean mozz?

Well if he didn't know the part about GW being a guy, one would assume he wouldn't know your relation to him. :rolleyes

I had a Zoidberg avatar for a while.

Good to see ya, Perndog.

Hi Perndog! How've you been lately? How's Satan, your dark savior and eternal barrier from the warmth of the Lord? Do you still play trumpet? These are the questions that try men's souls!

I sound the roar of Satan's eternal fury with my TROMBONE! :rock We're playing the Twin Cities parade circuit this summer.

And I now have a 40-hour desk job so I can screw around on the forums without cutting into my free time.

Cutting into Satan's free time, I think you mean.

You were gone? For how long now?

Are you my daughter or that orderly that brings the butterscotch pudding?

longer than me! :)

hello perndog, nice 2 meet u.

would it be possible to join u in ur fellowship of satan? forever following the great lord and master etc.?