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MockBot Jan 16th, 2008 01:44 PM

Editorials - McDonald's Ad Campaigns Through The Years
 
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Albino Bat Jan 16th, 2008 02:00 PM

Now I wanna look up some of these commercials and see them for myself...

Mockery Jan 16th, 2008 02:06 PM

You forgot one important ad campaign

Jimmy died of dysentery a few days later.
Jimmy's mother was a sadistic she-demon.

Count Mek Jan 16th, 2008 03:34 PM

Woah that was awesome!

KrytenSyxx Jan 16th, 2008 03:45 PM

Don't forget the infamous Judge Dredd Burger War comics...

Mockery Jan 16th, 2008 04:06 PM

Kryten, Burger War comics featuring Judge Dredd? Please tell me these really exist... and if so, I smell not only burgers, but a future installment of Tales From the Longbox.

Madman914 Jan 16th, 2008 04:14 PM

One man is Judge, Jury, AND Burgercutioner

stevetothepast Jan 16th, 2008 04:17 PM

make every time a good time

Girl Drink Drunk Jan 16th, 2008 04:50 PM

"This town needs an enema! A burger enema!" :lol

Bus Driver Moe Jan 16th, 2008 06:25 PM

The infamous banned Burger Wars comics. I'm afraid I don't know much more about them, but I dredged up this site with some info on them, and some page scans.

Burn Jan 16th, 2008 06:54 PM

This reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend who asked me if I knew where to find Ronald McDonald porn...

Dr. V Jan 16th, 2008 07:23 PM

Godamnit I actually believed these were real for a minute.

incognit000 Jan 16th, 2008 08:01 PM

Funny, but I think that their actual ad campaigns are funnier, if more tragic because you know the fucking idiots who came up with them made more money on each ad then you will ever know.

Colonel Flagg Jan 16th, 2008 09:10 PM

I remember the first ad, with all those gaywads dancing and prancing around an empty Micky D's cleaning the bejeezus out of the joint, singing "You Deeeeeserve a Break Toooo-Dayyyyy!" (Unfortunately, Ron was nowhere to be seen - icing on the cake, it would have been.)

And whatever happened to the Hamburglar?

Pentegarn Jan 16th, 2008 09:36 PM

You forgot the Killer Klowns Ronald ads, those were an abomination as well you know.

Protoclown Jan 17th, 2008 12:30 AM

My god, that Burger Wars Judge Dredd shit is magnificent. I haven't looked into it that deeply yet, but I definitely sense a Longbox column in the future...thanks to those of you who mentioned and linked to it!

Neen Jan 17th, 2008 12:37 AM

Anything's better than the god damned Whopper Freak Out ad campaign.

Take your fucking Whopper; I don't care!

-that is all

Durin Jan 17th, 2008 01:41 AM

ya know, if they were to actually show a guy raping his burger, in full graphic detail, I would buy one out of respect.

Angryhydralisk Jan 17th, 2008 02:49 AM

This is interesting. I haven't eaten McDonalds in nearly 15 years, but now I've worked there for nearly a year.

Oska_Go_Wilde Jan 17th, 2008 04:39 PM

I think it's impossible for a fast food restaurant to make an ad-campaign that doesn't make me angry.

BurntToShreds Jan 17th, 2008 06:09 PM

The last one sounds like something I would see in Fist of the North Star. Great article.

Ferrit Jan 17th, 2008 10:16 PM

What made me laugh was thinking about Protoclown google-imaging Anal Lube for his photoshopped pic :P

Autrach Sejanoz Jan 18th, 2008 12:02 AM

I bet more people would eat at McDonald's if they actually did give away Anal Lube with their meals. Brings new meaning to the phrase 'Happy Meal'.

captain516 Jan 21st, 2008 02:20 PM

I always knew Pennywise and Ronald were one and the same.

Output Jan 21st, 2008 09:19 PM

Years ago McDonald's did an ad campaign with a guy that had a HUGE moon head playing a piano and singing "Mac Tonight" to the tune of "Mac the Knife". They got sued by Bobby Darin's estate and had to pull all the broadcast and print ads...sometimes the real story is funnier than fiction.


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