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VaporTrailx1 Aug 1st, 2009 02:20 PM

Cars may be faster, but pedestrians have more maneuverability. In other words, they can quite easily turn around or change directions.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 1st, 2009 02:59 PM

I think this issue was already resolved in the PEOPLE AGAINST CARMAGEDDON 2.

Peds lost.

elx Aug 1st, 2009 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by VaporTrailx1 (Post 639803)
Cars may be faster, but pedestrians have more maneuverability. In other words, they can quite easily turn around or change directions.

every driver can walk, not every walker can drive. a driver can step out of their car and become a pedestrian, but a pedestrian cannot pull a car out of their ass and become a driver.

drivers have the upperhand.

kahljorn Aug 1st, 2009 03:56 PM

WTF?

WHATEVER. NOT EVERY DRIVER CAN WALK. EVER SEE A HANDIcAP STICKER ON A CAR? SOME OF THOSE DRIVERS CANT WALK.

kahljorn Aug 1st, 2009 03:59 PM

ELX QUIT BEINg somEBoDYS CHARACTER

elx Aug 1st, 2009 04:00 PM

wtf what if they cant use their feet maybe they shouldnt be driving nobody likes the handicapped people and its not just because they get the good parking and besides if they can get in the car they can get out of it jesus

elx Aug 1st, 2009 04:01 PM

shutup kahljorn i think your socks are stupid much like your face

kahljorn Aug 1st, 2009 04:04 PM

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shutup kahljorn i think your socks are stupid


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wtf what if they cant use their feet maybe they shouldnt be driving nobody likes the handicapped people and its not just because they get the good parking and besides if they can get in the car they can get out of it jesus

elx Aug 1st, 2009 04:23 PM


kahljorn Aug 1st, 2009 04:33 PM

NOTICE HOW IN YOUR DEPICTION OF THE ARGUMENT THE PEDESTRIAN IS FAT AND DUMb lOOKIng AND NOT EVEN AT A CROSSWALK AND THE DRIVER IS ALL TINY AND LITTLE ASND MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS IN THEIR CUTE CAR DRiVINg IN THE APPROPRIAte LANE

NOW TWO THINGS COULD HAPPEN AT THIS POINT. THE SMALL BLUE CAR COULD RUN INTO THE GIANT PINK PEDESTRIAN BLOB AND BE COMPLEtely SHReDDEd WHILE THE PINK BLOB IS MIRACULOUSLY UNHAMRED AND THE PERSON INSIDE DIES; OR THE PEDESTRIAN IS HURT BUt THe DRIver SURviveS AND goEs to JAIL / GETS SUED AND HAS THEIR WHOLE LIFE RUINED AND CANT EVEN FEED THEIR KIDS BOLognE WHILE THE PINK BLOb eATS MORE StEAK ALL BECAUSE THE FAT PINK BLOB COULDNT USE A FUcking CROSSWALK

ANY MORE "EVIDENCE" YOU WOULD LIKE TO SUBMIT?

elx Aug 1st, 2009 04:37 PM

ITS NOT PINK ITS PURPLE AND ITS A PURPLE PEOPLE EATER AND YOU ARE THE PEOPLE

kahljorn Aug 1st, 2009 04:51 PM

PEDESTRIANS ARE SO FUCKING NICE ARENT THEY.

ALSO YOU PROBABLY DONT KNOW THIS SO ILL JUST TELL YOU BUT THOSe WIth MORE FREEDOM OF CHOICE HOLD THEY gREATEST ANUS IN THEIR HANDS.
and that's the pedestrian

elx Aug 1st, 2009 05:07 PM

what

kahljorn Aug 1st, 2009 11:16 PM

OH SUDDENLY RIDICULOUSNESS IS BEYOND YOUR RIDICULOUS GRASP?

Get outta here

Evil Robot Aug 1st, 2009 11:50 PM

I think this argument should shift from drivers Vs. pedestrians to people who are currently inhaling Vs. people who are currently exhaling.

ZeldaQueen Aug 3rd, 2009 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 639858)
I think this argument should shift from drivers Vs. pedestrians to people who are currently inhaling Vs. people who are currently exhaling.

How would one keep tabs on that?

As for the first argument, as has been pointed out the pedestrians do have more mobility. On the other hand, drivers have a large metal shell around them basically. However, it's still unfair for peds to not follow the rules and jump out in front of cars. It's scary at the very least. It's also one of the reasons I hate driving and limit my activities mostly to whatever's in walking distance (though as a random person online once said, anything is in walking distance if you've got enough time).

kahljorn Aug 3rd, 2009 02:59 AM

I think what matters most is that whether its pedestrians or other drivers hell is other people ;9

also this argument is gay anyway since half of what has been said is that when you're driving other drivers are fucking scary. Somebody threw their stinky fish comments in this thread and their name is ELX

Dimnos Aug 3rd, 2009 10:45 AM

What gets me is that you people are arguing about driving with a 16 year old. :lol

The Leader Aug 3rd, 2009 12:12 PM

Reason, thy name is Dimnos.

elx Aug 3rd, 2009 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 639967)
What gets me is that you people are arguing about driving with a 16 year old. :lol

you don't have to be legal to understand basic reasoning and produce an irrefutable argument, furthermore, i'm glad that you feel this way, it means i won't be subjected debating with dumb lobsterlegs who can't even grasp what the argument was about in the first place.

Dimnos Aug 3rd, 2009 01:27 PM

Your argument was about being a driver vs a pedestrian. To accurately weigh in on the topic someone would need to have experience as both. To say at 16 someone has the driving experience is laughable. And now I have gotten far to involved in this conversation than I ever wanted to be. :rolleyes

kahljorn Aug 4th, 2009 10:03 PM

arguing can be fun if you're not a STICK

Chojin Aug 5th, 2009 02:34 PM

I once went to make a turn and this guy saw me coming but hops out into the intersection anyway.

I stop and wait for him to cross. He then looks at me and starts gesticulating wildly and yelling as if I was doing doughnuts in his backyard or something. I pointed and told him to get the fuck on his merry way so I could proceed.

People are equally retarded whether they're operating machinery or not.

He was a jew btw

Dimnos Aug 5th, 2009 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 640292)
He was a jew btw


Well there you go. :Geggy

kahljorn Aug 5th, 2009 03:07 PM

"People are equally retarded whether they're operating machinery or not."

yea :(


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