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I just gave my dog a haircut and she looks like Barbra Streisand :(
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MAX ZANDER IST...
DER CLOWN >: |
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Clowns suck
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Max Zander doesn't >:
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What's wrong bitch? Cat got your tounge?
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I miss my cats :( YOU DICK!
Never heard of Max Zander, so I'll have to take your word as value. |
Shower farts make an awesomely horrifying noise.
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Quote:
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You know who has a pic of that already? Not you! :P
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Somehow I don't see Tadao holding back from showing anyone his dick.
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Only because I know it drives Pub crazy to know someone has it, and he can't get it.
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Everyone here has seen my dick.
Sometimes I regret this? |
I haven't :(
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I haven't :o
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The vessel with the pestle holds the pellet of the poison and the chalice from the palace holds the brew which is true.
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This is messing me up a bit: there's a lick in Night Lies that sounds just like the ringtone on my phone. Everytime it plays I freak out and turn to look at my phone. I don't know how to alleviate this.
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Last night i saw the most hilarious thing! This guy was kind of making fun of my brother-in-law at a party and i guess it had been going on before that and also he was sort of making fun of his girlfriend (in an off-handed not really intentionally MAYBE kind of way) and my brother in law told him to stop and he wouldn't
SO MY BROTHERINLAW HELD UP A PIECE OF NEWSPAPER IN FRONT OF HIS FACE AND PUNCHED HIM THROUGH THE NEWSPAPER and then crumpled the newspaper all up in his face LOL I couldn't stop laughing. I feel bad for the other guy though kind of ;o and my wife and i were just talking about how in old movies sometimes they would hold up their hats in front of people's faces and punch the bottoms of their hat out |
So wait - what was the point of the paper?
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SO HE DIDN'T SEE IT COMING!
IT'S CALLED THE "SUCKER PUNCH" :rolleyes |
THE POINT OF THE PAPER WAS THAT WHAT SAM SAID AND ALSO THAT IT WAS HILARIOUS.
EVEN I DIDNT SUSPECT IT, I JUSAT THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA SHOW HIM T HE FUNNIES THEN BLAM FLYING NEWSPAPER PUNCH |
And god damn trying to find anything online about xbox problems and xbox news is ridiculous! i was trying to find some updates about nxe causing freezing and like everything i read is a bunch of people saying THERES NOT A PROBLEM AT ALL ITS ALL SONY FANBOYS TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF THE XBOX.
and one idiot actually said, "according to my calculations only 4% of 23 million consoles are having problems with this update. That's not really a big deal" thats almost a million consoles! What the fuck is wrong with people on the internet! that's like saying ONLY FOUR PERCENT OF THE WORLDS POPULATION DIED OVER NIGHT BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID STATISTICS. THATS NOT A BIG DEAL WHY NOT MAKE UP SOME MORE DUMB STATISTICS I MEAN FOUR IS SUCH A SMALL NUNMBER. geez it's only 240 million people worst things have happened overnight before :rolleyes |
I'M GLAD MY XBOX ISN'T YOUR XBOX. :(
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