Subservient Chicken!
 

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

He's like a camwhore, only he's a chicken and prerecorded.

how many more times is this going to get posted?

:(

I still think it's fun :(

I asked it to consume its own genitals but it wouldn't.

You'll have to excuse Pjalne. You see, he doesn't live here. He lives in a distant alien nation where they get news 5 years after the rest of us. :o

oh...sorry dude.

I don't get it. Is it a bunch of pre-recorded stuff or is it really live?

HELP I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF SUBSERVIENT CHICKEN :lol

:lol :lol

I called it a camwhore and it wagged its finger at me. :(

In real-time too, I bet

It isn't live?

I TOLD HIM TO FLY AND HE DID JUMPING JACKS IN A CIRCLE. WHAT IS THIS SHIT. >:

I told it to rape a mexican orphan and it started themacarena :(

OH MAN YOU ARE FUNNY :lol

i want his fort

tell him to buiild a fort

What's Up by Four Non-Blondes rocketed to #1 on the Norwegian charts just last month :( Goodbye, Take That with Relight My Fire :(

I told him to build a fort and he stood there for a few seconds, then tore the cushions from the sofa and built a fort. It fell when he tried to get inside of it. He then replaced the cushions...it was surreal.