Weapons You Own
 

I figured a lot of us own some decent weapons around the house. I've got:

-a crappy ten dollar "ninja" sword made in pakistan
-a $15 machete
-a crossbow pistol from a thrift shop
-a .22 rifle
-a 3" blade pocket knife
-some ninja stars in the yard somewhere.


Looking at a set of decent cutting katana, too. :swordsmanship

Paperclips and assorted pocket knives.

When Chojin's gone, you're next, Ninja boy >:

ooh. a threat. i'm sure venom's simply shaking in fear. :lol

I got a Scythe from this thrift store and i have a 22 rimfire target pistol.

I've got a stack of razor-sharp printer paper.

Cancerous malignancy, face the wrath of my fearsome dirt throwing ability. >:

Bud K sells cheap sharp weapons.



Do home made explosives count as weapons?

I have alot of useless pocket knives. Im getting a pretty sweet longsword on sale for about 60 bucks when payday hits. Oh and I have a little demon dagger thingy :/

I have a "magic sword of stupidity" that I use to defend myself from Italianstereotypographicalerror

Oh yeah, i bet none of you have a 15$ blowgun that is 60 inches, biach.

My fists, nigga. >:

I have a rusty bottle cap and a chapstick gun.
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- Machete with a homemade wooden handle that cuts my fingers
- katana
- 2 revolvers
- another pistol of some sort
- a rifle
- a blowgun
- a taser
- a sledgehammer
- 4 different chainsaws
- black people

You own black people? if you have a good house slave Ill trade a 17 year old field worker for it. :(

I also just made a homemade knife out of some AOL cds.

THE BIBLE >:

I have a Swiss Army Knife. I mostly just use the tweezers and bottle opener. :/

does yours have the corkscrew, that thing has gotten me out of some life and death situations.

Mine is that huge expensive kind that has practially everything. There's even a needle in a tiny hole under the corkscrew that I didn't find until about three months after I bought it.

Hockey sticks :/

The government gave it to me to use on The Day of the Great Invasion. It came with a helmet and a megaphone, too.

I keep it in the backyard under a tarp and tell nosey neighbours that it's my grandpa's old Studebaker... which is kind of odd, because it seems that lots of people around here keep their grandpa's old Studebakers under tarps in their backyards. :/

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I won't say a thing :lol

since im into martial arts
-Bo staff
-about 5 pairs of nunchaku
-Sais
-Tonfa
-Kitana (the real shit)
-Chain and shuriken
-countless ninja stars
-probably some other stuff

Aside,
-Double barrel shotgun from ebay
-stun gun
-chapstick gun
-airgun