She sounds fun, but I'd hate to have her as a neighbor.

To Pram and Zug

I dedicate this to Pram's delusions

To Tadao and even Pub Lover because I'm intoxicated.

Pentegarn- nah, she has more talent. I can't even sing off-key consistently.

IT'S NOT FUNNY! :explode

That's it, starting now, every time Pram clunks up a funny concept with his clunkers, i am going to keep a running tally

Jokes ruined by Pram Maven's clunker posts (from 5/29/11 5:42 PM) - 1

To the secret society :

For Don (A great impression of you)

that makes me feel like i need to go to the store for butter and cheese

(tengo que ir a la tienda a comprar mantequilla y queso)

To all the pedophiles on I-Mockery (Pram, Don Carlson)



I met her at a donkey show.
She was minutes past thirteen.
Sucking on a cherry yoo-hoo.
Reading "Nugget" magazine.
Cum splattered tube-top.
Scrawny pre-pube tits.
That's when I saw she was quadraplechick.
And I said "Baby you're looking good"
That's when I noticed her legs were wood
I grabbed a stump and dragged her out the door
I need a hole
I don't need no hips
I laid a line of coke on her tits
That's when I ripped off her dirty shit-filled drawers

Good, should, could, I think it feels pretty good
So good, so good, so good, so good, so good, so good

It wasn't nothing pretty, she took my genital germ
Her limbless body thrashed about filled with infected sperm
I criss-crossed with the cables,
I smashed her face through a door
They found her in a plastic bag down by highway 64
And I said "Baby your looking good"
That's when I saw her legs were wood
And all you people...
You just can't understand
I need a hole
I don't need know hips
I need the taste of dick on my lips
I fucked her asshole with a piece of frozen shit

Good, should, could, I think it feels pretty good
So good, so good, so good, so good, so good, so good
So good
Rock and roll never felt so
Good

To the ONLY shit-fucker on I-mockery (ThrashO)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02lXLiFsRtE

(NSFW)

Fathom Zero



Figured you might enjoy this if you haven't heard it already.

To Fathom Zero :

Tadao:

The Ultimate Black Belt

To Koko



I really like Outernational, figured you might like them.

They seem like a good group. I just couldn't get into them. I looked up some other songs by them after to give them a shot. It's probably a personal thing since a girl I was seeing, who I hate now always listened to Gogol Bordello and they remind me a whole lot of them. So it's no slight on their music, just brings back bad memories.

I like Gogol Bordello too but I can understand why a dumb bitch would turn you off to them.

A good new memory would be seeing them with your good buddy Bill and getting shitfaced. As is the case of the current.

Thrash0



This chick is super hot too. I drunk babbled to her about something and she was like "yep".

Pubbles

Babs

Tadao

Milhouse, especially at the 2:18 mark.

Shub

this is dedicated to my life at the beach. It started like heaven but ended like hell.