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ThrashO Jul 12th, 2011 05:42 AM

HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN
 
It is exactly what the title said.



Just downloaded i mean paid for this and it was a pretty rad movie. Lots of glop and it definetely fits in great with the other grindhouse films (PT, DP, Machete).

There's an absurd amount of violence. If I were to rate the gore I'd put it right under Rambo 4. Aside from that, there are so many absolutely cheesy moments and parts that try to be so cornfully touching but all in all, this movie is about heads exploding, and it's pretty sick and disgusting.

I think when I scrounge together a few coins I'll go hit the gumball machine and try to score a blu-ray copy.

Favorite quote: "When life gives you razor blades, make a baseball bat covered in razor blades."

Grislygus Jul 12th, 2011 05:47 AM

I'm torn on this. I love Rutger Hauer, but it looks just as stupid as cowboys vs. aliens



Seems like the kinds of movie aimed at people who just got into this wild, brand new "bad movie" craze after seeing megashark vs giant octopus. But, I'll prob end up seeing it anyway

ThrashO Jul 12th, 2011 07:44 AM

It is stupid, but it knows it's stupid. I'm pretty sure the budget was about a grand.

Wiffles Jul 12th, 2011 10:31 AM

I kinda prefer movies who dont try to be deliberate but rather become cult films years after they failed

Tadao Jul 12th, 2011 10:33 AM

I have this on my computer waiting to be watched.

Mad Melvin Jul 12th, 2011 04:11 PM

I kinda liked it, but it was mostly because of Rutger Hauer.

Grislygus Jul 12th, 2011 04:35 PM

Hell, he made Crossworlds half-interesting


Though it would have been way better if Jack Black had played his Terrible Wacky Nineties Sidekick instead of the One Scene Wonder

Geggy Jul 13th, 2011 03:01 PM

It reminded me of robocop 2 with slick as the kid beating and drugging up a dude in an arcade. They shouldve called it hobocop.

Womti Jul 20th, 2011 08:14 AM

:chatter

Aaarg Jul 20th, 2011 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 731390)
I kinda prefer movies who dont try to be deliberate but rather become cult films years after they failed

This.

I like old shitty b-horror, but I can't stand modern ones. They just try too hard.

Ducttapefury Sep 21st, 2012 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geggy (Post 731570)
It reminded me of robocop 2 with slick as the kid beating and drugging up a dude in an arcade. They shouldve called it hobocop.

Hobocop would be a perfect title if they ever make a sequel. I'd heard mixed reviews but found this movie horribly fun to watch. It feels like a cheesy, gory, ridiculous movie should.

darkvare Sep 21st, 2012 11:42 AM


Nick Sep 23rd, 2012 08:18 PM

I bought this on bluray when it first came out, but only recently got around to watching it with a friend of mine.

She hates me now, because it gave her nightmares. What a wimp.

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkvare (Post 761979)
CLAYFIGHTER

Are they ever going to make a sequel to that?

Sam Sep 24th, 2012 03:16 AM

HO BUTT

darkvare Sep 24th, 2012 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 762026)
I bought this on bluray when it first came out, but only recently got around to watching it with a friend of mine.

She hates me now, because it gave her nightmares. What a wimp.


Are they ever going to make a sequel to that?

considering interplays current state i doubt it :\

Nick Sep 25th, 2012 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkvare (Post 762073)
considering interplays current state i doubt it :\

Yeah, I went and looked up that crappy wiiware 64 port they were making. It still isn't out.

They can't do anything for themselves except suck and die.

TheNunEater Sep 26th, 2012 03:58 AM

The port was announced in 2009 so Clayfighter is pretty much already a dead franchise unless it makes it's revival on Wii U and considering they no longer have Fallout they may look deeper into there roots to further their interest. Not like they have anything else going on.

Nick Sep 26th, 2012 10:07 AM

I read on their forums that they cancelled the Wiiware port of it, and it's scheduled for DSi store only now.

Oh, and they cancelled that Earthworm Jim project.

TheNunEater Sep 27th, 2012 12:15 AM

It's only a matter of time before EA or Bethesda buys them out and makes Earthworm Jim a competive FPS or open world RPG. That's how things work today right?

Nick Oct 1st, 2012 05:53 PM

I'd actually rather have that than nothing ever again.

BillSPreston Oct 7th, 2015 01:32 AM

Now Watch TURBO KID


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