the Infernal Contraption
 

Join Sir Francis Wm. St. Francis III CMG and his manservant "the Amazing Cornelius". View as they travel the globe seeking adventure, riches, and revenge. A story set in the Victorian era.
The famed inventor Sir Francis is a man of refinement, taste and the worst human alive. Inventor of the Pornograph, the third largest consumer of gin in the world, known for spreading 17 forms of VD across the globe, and answered the 'Irish question' by saying, "feed them to the orphans, and then make the children work in our factories and coal mines.".
The Amazing Cornelius is a famed explorer, soldier, and man of action. Seen all 9 wonders of the world and burnt down two of them. Once killed a charging rhino with it's own horn. A member of the 'Obsidian order of the Harpoon', and once brought back to life by Kali the Hindu goddess of death to be her personal 'hand of death'. Join Us...

THE INFERNAL CONTRAPTION

Your words sound so beautiful, yet I refuse to understand a single one of them :(