I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

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Ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass ass titties titties, ass 'n titties

(2x)
Big booty bitches thats where it gets
Come on, hoe, let's go to the easy rest
When I see ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass 'n titties.

(4x)
Ass, ass, ass, ass

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If you a light-skinned bitch that think you the shit,
I can buy you, ho, 'cause bitch I'm rich.
I see broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes,
Broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes.

(4x)
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes

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If you a freaky-dancin' ho, keep shakin' that shit
Let's see how you shake it on top of my dick
And you'll say "Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming.
"Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming."

(4x)
Cumin', Cumin', Cumin', Cumin'

(2x)
Stankin ass bitches that need to wash up
Dont get mad when i dont want to fuck
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, Soap and Water

(4x)
Water, Water, Water, Water

wobzire

Jul 9th, 2008 07:50 PM

Is she ok???

Guitar Woman

Jul 9th, 2008 07:50 PM

whatever happened to the concept of subtle beauty

Fathom Zero

Jul 9th, 2008 07:53 PM

Went out the window with your nose.

Am I right? Guys? Come on, that was funny!

Pub Lover

Jul 9th, 2008 07:58 PM

Your game is broken if I must build a yet another new machine in order to play it.

Guitar Woman

Jul 9th, 2008 08:00 PM

I'm getting a new computer for TF2 and pretty much nothing else :(

MetalMilitia

Jul 9th, 2008 08:07 PM

Computer hardware prices have dropped through the floor recently. You can pick up a powerful machine capable of playing just about anything you can throw at it for around £500 these days.

Guitar Woman

Jul 9th, 2008 08:10 PM

yeah, I've got this dualcore number with 2 gigs of ram and a GeForce 8800 and was only set back 600 bucks.

It's gonna be sweet

Pub Lover

Jul 9th, 2008 08:15 PM

Not here in... uh, Texas. Plus with gas & food prices running the mental gamut and eating away at my meagre wages.

executioneer

Jul 9th, 2008 08:15 PM

i got a xbox 360 so that i can be assured of being able to enjoy fallout 3 in a couple months

y'know, assuming i don't get red ringed and all that malarkey

executioneer

Jul 9th, 2008 08:16 PM

plus, gta4 :c

Guitar Woman

Jul 9th, 2008 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 566835)

Not here in... uh, Texas. Plus with gas & food prices running the mental gamut and eating away at my meagre wages.

Can't you just revert to riding horses like the rest of us have?

Fathom Zero

Jul 9th, 2008 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 566836)

i got a xbox 360 so that i can be assured of being able to enjoy fallout 3 in a couple months

y'know, assuming i don't get red ringed and all that malarkey

That was blown out of proportion. And if you got one fairly recently, they've fixed the GPU problems.

executioneer

Jul 9th, 2008 08:20 PM

i got a used one :(

MetalMilitia

Jul 9th, 2008 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 566835)

Not here in... uh, Texas. Plus with gas & food prices running the mental gamut and eating away at my meagre wages.

Tell me about it. Food here is so fucking expensive now. Stuff like chicken costs about £8-9 for a single packet containing 3-4 largish bits - and that's the bog standard supermarket stuff.

Fuel is the exactly same problem - I put in £20 yesterday and it didn't even half fill my tank. This time last year I was getting a whole tank for 35 quid.

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