You want to hear a shitty French song, try "Dur Dur d'être Bébé"

:puke

I was proactive today!

A neighbor was having a garage sale and I was getting pissed at all the people parking in my driveway and walking across my yard. I mean, what the fuck?

So I took my dog out and let her shit all over the front yard instead of the backyard.

People are still parking in my driveway and walking through my yard, but it's way more entertaining now.

Just back your car up so they cant.

Or better yet. Make a sign that says "Unauthorized vehicles with be spray painted"

lol, I don't drive, household car is gone for the day.

I dunno, I'm pretty happy with my dogshit solution.

Just sit in the driveway on a lawn chair in a wifebeater then. That'll learn 'em.

Put a 5 dollar parking sign up.

That was my next idea. Might as well make some cash. :lol

Has anyone hit some droppings yet?

I was proactive today, as well. I mowed my lawn!

Oh, yes, there have been several sucessful hits. That's why I'm so happy with the solution.

I also heard "I hate people who won't pick up their dog's crap", which was simply delightful.

:lol nice

Michael Jackson died?!?

Where have you been?

Boys of my age are still way more sad about Farrah's death.

did you guys hear michale jordan died

Rumors abound that Jeff Goldblum died earlier this morning in New Zealand. What say you Pub?

He's supposed to be on Law and Order now.

True. I'm sure the episodes the play on Sundays haven't been pre recorded at all.

That story was generated from a hoax site. You can put in any person's name and it generates a fake story. Goldblum is fine. He was just on The Colbert Report in NYC joking about Obama killing "The Fly" :P

I only trust my gossip news from Pub.

did you guys know that chuck norris is like 69 years old?

i thought he was like 40

did chuck norris die too