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Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 01:12 PM

:(

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 01:14 PM

afterbirthFACE (03:47:35): how long have you been on the internet :(
Lemmysomemoney (03:48:11): not long, a couple of days.
afterbirthFACE (03:48:24): straight? :(
Lemmysomemoney (03:48:46): yeah, well, no, I get up to pee & get
food. ;(
afterbirthFACE (04:07:37): you are lame
afterbirthFACE (04:07:42): :(
afterbirthFACE (04:07:50): are you at your work or house?
Lemmysomemoney (04:07:56): yes, but I talk to a pretty girl.
Lemmysomemoney (04:07:59): I'm at work.
afterbirthFACE (04:08:56): what girl :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:09:17): that girl I had everyone IMing the other day...
afterbirthFACE (04:10:09): Boo Radleys - 'Wish I Was Skinny'
afterbirthFACE (04:10:10): haha :(
afterbirthFACE (04:10:14): that's from a book :(
afterbirthFACE (04:10:32): the band name :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:10:36): yeah?
afterbirthFACE (04:10:46): it's called to kill a mocking bird
afterbirthFACE (04:11:02): there is some whackjob in it and his name is boo radley
Lemmysomemoney (04:11:19): oh yeah, I forgot that. :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:11:37): but then I've purged high school from my memory
afterbirthFACE (04:14:02): you suck
afterbirthFACE (04:14:04): seriuosly :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:14:38): yes, but five dollars is five dollars. ;)
afterbirthFACE (04:14:53): you are incredibly bland :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:15:28): but I give the best damn blowjob you can get for five dollars inthe whole of this town. ;)
afterbirthFACE (04:15:32): what was that cartoon i showed you yesterday?
Lemmysomemoney (04:15:39): Princess
afterbirthFACE (04:15:59): got it
Lemmysomemoney (04:18:55): Hey, last time I heard you had a suck life too. >:
afterbirthFACE (04:19:07): w/e/we/
Lemmysomemoney (04:19:28): No, screw you! You fuck underaged animal corpses! >:
afterbirthFACE (04:19:38): w/e
Lemmysomemoney (04:20:15): haha, Shimid believed me that willie was dead. :D
Lemmysomemoney (04:20:27): I'm gonna be really sad if he really is. :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:22:11): You live in Pennsilvania right?
afterbirthFACE (04:28:40): yeah
Lemmysomemoney (04:28:51): Then you're a fag. >:
afterbirthFACE (04:29:12): no >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:29:28): Yes! >:
afterbirthFACE (04:29:53): you are >:
afterbirthFACE (04:30:03): you live in some faggot country with lord of the rings >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:30:42): Yeah! I didn't say I wasn't a fag, & it takes one to know one! >:
afterbirthFACE (04:31:52): :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:32:14): Yeah, see, You're a Fag & you know it. >:
afterbirthFACE (04:32:24): no >:
afterbirthFACE (04:32:28): i am not a fag >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:33:02): Then you're just a guy that has sex with men then.
afterbirthFACE (04:33:14): NO >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:34:30): Oh, touchy subject? can't handle the truth? you upset because you were raped but liked it, & that'll always be your little secret, ay? Oh, you're such a fat little fag! >:
afterbirthFACE (04:34:56): I AM NOT FAT OR A FAG >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:36:06): Sure, just keep saying that & no one will guess that you print out picture of chojin,to see if you can copy his make up exactly so that everyone will love your fat, faggy ass just like everyone loves his...
afterbirthFACE (04:36:42): haha :(
afterbirthFACE (04:36:46): chojin is such a faggot :(
afterbirthFACE (04:37:01): same with italianstereotype
Lemmysomemoney (04:37:17): same with me & you...
afterbirthFACE (04:37:22): no >:
afterbirthFACE (04:37:27): maybe you >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:37:48): yes with me, & yes with you. >:
afterbirthFACE (04:37:57): no >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:37:59): You love the taste of hot cum inyour mouth.
afterbirthFACE (04:38:08): SO WHAT
Lemmysomemoney (04:38:36): You love the feel of an erect penis in your mouth.
afterbirthFACE (04:40:14): YOU FAGGOT >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:40:23): You love to press your index finger into his anus to stimulate him just that bit further.
afterbirthFACE (04:40:38): I AM BLOCKING YOU YOU FAGGOT
Lemmysomemoney (04:40:45): sure thing, fag. ;
Lemmysomemoney (04:41:11): You just can't handle the truth! You big fat uber-fag!
Lemmysomemoney (04:43:09): You love the feeling of a tongue running over your butthole... & you climax everytime he slips his tongue a little further in...
Lemmysomemoney (04:48:22): Gone quiet fagstro? Maybe you're jacking off the the homoerotic imagery I'm feeding you, maybe you won't block me, maybe you'll become my little fag puppet, & fuck me in my tight, pale ass everyday. >:
afterbirthFACE (04:48:38): MAYBE
Lemmysomemoney (04:49:35): Yeah, you know you are. >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:52:30): I've used up all the faggy words I know. :(
afterbirthFACE (04:52:36): :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:53:15): & I learned all that stuff from The Jay & Silent Bob Movie. :(

Gurlugon Jun 13th, 2004 01:40 PM

How do you guys like my new avatar? :(

Sajuuk Jun 13th, 2004 01:46 PM

Not yet...

Don't kill him yet.

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 01:47 PM

The avatar is great, but your postcount sucks! >:

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 01:50 PM

OMG, I just realised that if Jessica Alba saw this thread, she wouldn't get it at all & would think that we're terrible people... well, maybe slightly worse people than what we actually are. :tear

Gurlugee, you ruined my joke. :(

Gurlugon Jun 13th, 2004 01:56 PM

Let me guess, I should change it to fix the joke. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 02:01 PM

No, you should buy me a title that says 'FagPark'. :(

Matt Harty Jun 13th, 2004 02:23 PM

ok now I have my evidence lets bring it to court pub were gona get this fag put away for a looooong time

I CALL TO THE STANDS CAPN CRUNCH, HE IS ACCUSED OF BEING A FAG AND CAUSING EMOTIONAL DISTRESS TO PUB LOVER >:

THERE IS AIM EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THE PROSECUTION, WHAT SAY YOU?

Matt Harty Jun 13th, 2004 02:24 PM

GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY

Matt Harty Jun 13th, 2004 02:30 PM

CAPN YOU KNOW YOU CAN BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT FOR NOT TALKING TOO >:

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 02:42 PM

SPEAK UP, YOU RATBASTARD FAG! :wah

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 03:25 PM

Alack, for you have all forsaken me. :(

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 03:36 PM

wait weren't jay and silent bob in the clerks cartoon >:

Sajuuk Jun 13th, 2004 03:39 PM

"Thats the ugliest bong I've ever seen."

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 03:41 PM

fuck you.

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 03:42 PM

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 03:42 PM

OMG, I'm now in the top fifty posters! :eek

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 03:58 PM

nice work

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 04:15 PM

It's hard to think of some of the posters here as actually being people with real emotions.

My Apologies to Gurlugon.

But Cap'n Crunch is still a fag. ;)

ProfessorCool Jun 13th, 2004 04:51 PM

NO kidding, did you see his entry for the action figure contest.

Big McLargehuge Jun 13th, 2004 05:27 PM

Hey guys i am off work now, do you still want to hang out?

Matt Harty Jun 13th, 2004 05:30 PM

WE NEED A JUDGE TO HOLD CAPN CRUNCH INTO CONTEMPT

Big McLargehuge Jun 13th, 2004 05:45 PM

I'll hold capn crunch but not in comtempt ;(

Matt Harty Jun 13th, 2004 05:59 PM

He probably doesn't even have a defense lawer. >:


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