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executioneer Apr 4th, 2008 07:41 AM

and lasered onto your corneas

Dr. Octogonopus Apr 6th, 2008 06:47 PM


Ugggggghhhhhhhh

Girl Drink Drunk Apr 6th, 2008 07:07 PM

Think about Epila getting off to the thought of you being a woman.

Hobo Renee Apr 7th, 2008 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Octogonopus (Post 545967)

Ugggggghhhhhhhh

Gummo got a sex change?

Guitar Woman Apr 7th, 2008 06:34 PM

INTERNET MEME POLICE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE

Chojin Apr 7th, 2008 08:29 PM

IT'S A FRESH ONE, CHIEF. BEST YOU HAVE A LOOK AT IT YOURSELF.

liquidstatik Apr 8th, 2008 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hobo Renee (Post 546163)
Gummo got a sex change?

:lol

Girl Drink Drunk Apr 8th, 2008 11:02 PM

Chemical castration. Seeing as you are a regular on 4 Chan, I'm sure the local authorities would be happy to oblige.

Tadao Apr 8th, 2008 11:09 PM

Get married.

Dr. Octogonopus Apr 8th, 2008 11:54 PM

Hey, even if it IS a worn out meme, she's still creepy as hell.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 12:24 AM

I bet most guys could still manage to put their dick in her.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 12:29 AM

i bet she gives great head

too bad genetics couldn't have done the same for her

Esuohlim Apr 9th, 2008 12:32 AM

Hahaha :o

Tadao Apr 9th, 2008 12:12 PM

That was a good one Willie.

I don't see anything wrong with her. I've seen uglier, Paris Hilton looks uglier to me. When I get off I get with a real person it has to have feelings. It's about the movement and the enjoyment for me. I can't get off unless the girl is too. If they fake it, I could fuck them forever and never cum.

Porno is different though, Paris is perfect for jerking to porno.

Dr. Octogonopus Apr 9th, 2008 07:13 PM

I guess everyone can't be as understanding as you, Tadao, unfortunately.

Tadao Apr 9th, 2008 07:54 PM

I'm not understanding, I just like to fuck a certain way. It has to have feeling.

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 09:13 PM

Note to self: don't come into Loveline when single.

MLE Apr 9th, 2008 09:23 PM

Note to Asila: don't say you're single directly following a Tadao post.

Dr. Octogonopus Apr 9th, 2008 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 547331)
I'm not understanding, I just like to fuck a certain way. It has to have feeling.

:lol close enough, I guess.

Tadao Apr 9th, 2008 10:07 PM

Note to MLE: She knows how dirty I am.

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 10:31 PM

A NIGHT IN THE LIFE OF TADAO

"Oh, yeah, baby, oh..."

"Oh God"

"Oh Go- wai, what? WHAT THE FUCK"

"Honey, what's wrong?"

"You're FAKING!"

"Wha?"

"There's not enough feeling, not enough ENJOYMENT! I'm completely flaccid now, you goddamn soulless whore-"

POW

"Tadao, stop! Stop!

WHAM

"Why are you-"

SMACK

BAM


"STOP, please, Oh Go-"

CRACK



























"Still
didn't cum."

Tadao Apr 9th, 2008 10:59 PM

Yeah, it sucks to be experienced in love making. If you can't tell when a girl isn't into it you've never done it right.

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 11:07 PM

"Okay, calm down. Gotta... Gotta clean up the mess."

"Gotta clean it up."


"You can do this, just keep calm, and don't make any mistakes. Nobody found any of the others, have they?"

"She had it coming. She had it coming."

mew barios Apr 10th, 2008 10:53 AM

the idea of someone yelling out your messageboard nickname under duress is pretty funny. 5 stars

Tadao Apr 10th, 2008 12:16 PM

It's my middle name. Ah! the West African is 1 step closer. dun dun dun


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