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Guitar Woman Mar 24th, 2008 03:58 AM

Suggest ways for me to ruin my sex drive
 
Because I want with all my heart to be a cold, mean, terrible bastard, even to girls. >:

Pub Lover Mar 24th, 2008 04:01 AM

Have sex with a dude.

That dude being me.

Oh, go on.

Fathom Zero Mar 24th, 2008 08:17 AM

Nudist camp.

MetalMilitia Mar 24th, 2008 09:43 AM

Become older than 16.

Esuohlim Mar 24th, 2008 11:05 AM

I came here to post what MetalMilitia posted

Guitar Woman Mar 24th, 2008 12:35 PM


Emu Mar 24th, 2008 02:25 PM

INFRACTION

GADZOOKS Mar 24th, 2008 04:13 PM

Just because we lost our powers doesnt mean you can go all willy nilly with the internet memes again.

Guitar Woman Mar 24th, 2008 04:28 PM

Clearly, none of you have ever been on the internet.

GADZOOKS Mar 24th, 2008 04:37 PM

:oneofthosedays :oneofthosedays DJ GUITAR WOMAN :oneofthosedays :oneofthosedays

INTERNET XXX-PERT
~~~I HOPE SHE BRINGS LOTS OF SP-P-P-A-G-H-E-T-T-I~~~

Guitar Woman Mar 24th, 2008 04:39 PM

4CHAN NEWS BULLETIN:

BEING EXASPERATED IS NOW A MEME

Esuohlim Mar 24th, 2008 04:40 PM

To stay on topic, might I suggest this thread?

GADZOOKS Mar 24th, 2008 04:52 PM

Nicely done, Guitar Woman, but it needs more videogame


Dixie Mar 24th, 2008 05:02 PM

Imagine this guy sucking your dick.

Guitar Woman Mar 24th, 2008 05:04 PM

I swear, I've met that guy before.

GADZOOKS Mar 24th, 2008 05:11 PM


Chojin Mar 24th, 2008 08:03 PM

this page is full of the finest pictures to grace the internet

executioneer Mar 24th, 2008 08:19 PM

have a doctor cut your n*ts off

Tadao Mar 24th, 2008 08:55 PM


Hobo Renee Apr 3rd, 2008 01:29 PM

Cold shower, or is that too old-school?

executioneer Apr 3rd, 2008 07:39 PM

saltpeter

and if just taking it straight doesn't work try mixing it fine with some charcoal and sulfur

Guitar Woman Apr 4th, 2008 12:38 AM

wouldn't that make me explode

executioneer Apr 4th, 2008 01:26 AM

;) ;) ;) ;)

ElPila666 Apr 4th, 2008 03:32 AM

GW how big is your sex drive?

MetalMilitia Apr 4th, 2008 07:38 AM

Have a photo-realistic goatse tattooed onto the insides of your eyelids.

executioneer Apr 4th, 2008 07:41 AM

and lasered onto your corneas

Dr. Octogonopus Apr 6th, 2008 06:47 PM


Ugggggghhhhhhhh

Girl Drink Drunk Apr 6th, 2008 07:07 PM

Think about Epila getting off to the thought of you being a woman.

Hobo Renee Apr 7th, 2008 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Octogonopus (Post 545967)

Ugggggghhhhhhhh

Gummo got a sex change?

Guitar Woman Apr 7th, 2008 06:34 PM

INTERNET MEME POLICE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE

Chojin Apr 7th, 2008 08:29 PM

IT'S A FRESH ONE, CHIEF. BEST YOU HAVE A LOOK AT IT YOURSELF.

liquidstatik Apr 8th, 2008 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hobo Renee (Post 546163)
Gummo got a sex change?

:lol

Girl Drink Drunk Apr 8th, 2008 11:02 PM

Chemical castration. Seeing as you are a regular on 4 Chan, I'm sure the local authorities would be happy to oblige.

Tadao Apr 8th, 2008 11:09 PM

Get married.

Dr. Octogonopus Apr 8th, 2008 11:54 PM

Hey, even if it IS a worn out meme, she's still creepy as hell.

Pub Lover Apr 9th, 2008 12:24 AM

I bet most guys could still manage to put their dick in her.

executioneer Apr 9th, 2008 12:29 AM

i bet she gives great head

too bad genetics couldn't have done the same for her

Esuohlim Apr 9th, 2008 12:32 AM

Hahaha :o

Tadao Apr 9th, 2008 12:12 PM

That was a good one Willie.

I don't see anything wrong with her. I've seen uglier, Paris Hilton looks uglier to me. When I get off I get with a real person it has to have feelings. It's about the movement and the enjoyment for me. I can't get off unless the girl is too. If they fake it, I could fuck them forever and never cum.

Porno is different though, Paris is perfect for jerking to porno.

Dr. Octogonopus Apr 9th, 2008 07:13 PM

I guess everyone can't be as understanding as you, Tadao, unfortunately.

Tadao Apr 9th, 2008 07:54 PM

I'm not understanding, I just like to fuck a certain way. It has to have feeling.

Asila Apr 9th, 2008 09:13 PM

Note to self: don't come into Loveline when single.

MLE Apr 9th, 2008 09:23 PM

Note to Asila: don't say you're single directly following a Tadao post.

Dr. Octogonopus Apr 9th, 2008 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 547331)
I'm not understanding, I just like to fuck a certain way. It has to have feeling.

:lol close enough, I guess.

Tadao Apr 9th, 2008 10:07 PM

Note to MLE: She knows how dirty I am.

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 10:31 PM

A NIGHT IN THE LIFE OF TADAO

"Oh, yeah, baby, oh..."

"Oh God"

"Oh Go- wai, what? WHAT THE FUCK"

"Honey, what's wrong?"

"You're FAKING!"

"Wha?"

"There's not enough feeling, not enough ENJOYMENT! I'm completely flaccid now, you goddamn soulless whore-"

POW

"Tadao, stop! Stop!

WHAM

"Why are you-"

SMACK

BAM


"STOP, please, Oh Go-"

CRACK



























"Still
didn't cum."

Tadao Apr 9th, 2008 10:59 PM

Yeah, it sucks to be experienced in love making. If you can't tell when a girl isn't into it you've never done it right.

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2008 11:07 PM

"Okay, calm down. Gotta... Gotta clean up the mess."

"Gotta clean it up."


"You can do this, just keep calm, and don't make any mistakes. Nobody found any of the others, have they?"

"She had it coming. She had it coming."

mew barios Apr 10th, 2008 10:53 AM

the idea of someone yelling out your messageboard nickname under duress is pretty funny. 5 stars

Tadao Apr 10th, 2008 12:16 PM

It's my middle name. Ah! the West African is 1 step closer. dun dun dun

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 12:41 PM

I was going to say something about calling out Tadao's name during sex, but uuuh.... well, I know how dirty he is.

Tadao Apr 10th, 2008 01:34 PM

I like to call out my name during sex!

Sethomas Apr 12th, 2008 05:08 AM

I thought maintaining my Moltar14 moniker until age 17 was pretty stupid until just now, when I realized the potential it could have in the bedroom.

Sethomas Apr 12th, 2008 05:11 AM

My reason for editing sounds stupid without the proper mental image of a Cartesian graph, which, by bitter irony, is itself stupid.

Asila Apr 12th, 2008 05:11 AM

Quote:

Last edited by Sethomas : Apr 12th, 2008 at 04:09 AM. Reason: Seth's coherence expressed as a function of time without sleep
Go to sleep, Seth.

Sethomas Apr 12th, 2008 05:12 AM

See above, Asila.

As I go to sleep.

Chojin Apr 13th, 2008 01:35 AM

OH MEW :love

The One and Only... Apr 15th, 2008 12:21 AM

Imagine her vagina is a pencil sharpener.

Pub Lover Apr 15th, 2008 12:25 AM

Jack! We missed you! :oao

The One and Only... Apr 15th, 2008 12:26 AM

Everyone misses the sweet lovin'. Sometimes you just have to spread it.

liquidstatik Apr 15th, 2008 05:52 AM

whats your avatar from? :x

Tadao Apr 15th, 2008 01:02 PM

Sup Jared

Sethomas Apr 15th, 2008 01:09 PM

Hey, has someone recommended that he go to 4chan? 'Cuz that's the most obvious joke and I don't want to read the thread enough to know if it was taken.

The One and Only... Apr 15th, 2008 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 549173)
whats your avatar from? :x

Only the funniest cartoon ever. Shin Chan.

WhiteRat Apr 15th, 2008 08:17 PM

This video should do the trick:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OgkKRwww-_g

Dr. Octogonopus Apr 15th, 2008 10:40 PM

What. The. FUCK. How does that work?!

liquidstatik Apr 16th, 2008 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One and Only... (Post 549252)
Only the funniest cartoon ever. Shin Chan.

i was pretty sure that's what it was :o

Harry Paget Flashman Apr 28th, 2008 03:28 AM

What has always worked best for me being a good Catholic boy is to try to imagine how bad it's going to suck making a Confession to an 80 year old priest who is hard of hearing and asks you to speak up. Good enough to put the ki-bosh on any thoughts of perversion.

T-Rex Apr 28th, 2008 05:29 AM

Boobs

thebiggameover Apr 30th, 2008 02:33 AM

zoloft....

caffman May 16th, 2008 01:19 PM

Watch german porn. Does it for me!

Mental Pooperscooper May 17th, 2008 01:11 AM

speaking of Catholic, just think of a really old nun with a bottle of burbon and a meterstick

10,000 Volt Ghost May 23rd, 2008 01:44 AM

Hear your roommate going at it with his girlfriend.

LordSappington May 27th, 2008 07:17 PM

Hear your dad going at it with his girlfriend.

pac-man May 29th, 2008 06:14 AM

Hear your girlfriend going at it with her dad.

executioneer May 29th, 2008 06:16 AM

watch your dad doing it with a guy who looks exactly like him

T-Rex May 29th, 2008 06:29 AM

Is that gay, or is it masterbation?

executioneer May 29th, 2008 08:45 AM

if it's a twin or lookalike, definitely gay; if it's like a time travelling future version or parallel universe version, who knows

T-Rex May 29th, 2008 08:57 AM

Master-gay-tion?

MetalMilitia May 29th, 2008 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 557996)
if it's a twin or lookalike, definitely gay; if it's like a time travelling future version or parallel universe version, who knows

That that was the case they would explode as soon as they touched each other (possibly destroying the space-time-continuum) so it'd never be a problem.

MattJack May 29th, 2008 10:16 PM

way to ruin your sex drive:

leave it out of the refrigerator and on the counter for more than 2 hours

executioneer May 29th, 2008 10:23 PM

ruin your sex drive by shifting your sex transmission into first gear while you're going sixty

MattJack May 29th, 2008 10:34 PM

way to ruin your sex drive:

leave it out in the rain for a week with the top down.

Esuohlim May 30th, 2008 01:46 AM

ruin your sex drive by trying to tee off with a sex putter instead

executioneer May 30th, 2008 02:40 AM

hahah fore (skin lol)

Girl Drink Drunk May 30th, 2008 07:30 PM

:lol

Jeanette X Jun 4th, 2008 11:13 PM

Fluvoxime drastically lowered my sex drive. I got off it a while ago and now it feels like I'm going through puberty again. :\

Girl Drink Drunk Jun 5th, 2008 12:01 AM

Picture Kybo Ren naked :x

Kybo Ren Jun 5th, 2008 01:41 AM

I look hot naked.
Just like a furry Jason Alexander with a goatee!

Yarrgh- I be a space pirate

Mr.Italiano Jun 5th, 2008 04:53 AM

Ruin your sex drive while watching an old couple having "relations" nude, on a bed of butter and crisco.

pac-man Jun 5th, 2008 06:04 AM

Good old fashioned castration.

ElPila666 Aug 13th, 2008 04:00 PM


Kitsa Aug 14th, 2008 09:12 AM

I was going to say, depression meds are notorious for it.

bigtimecow Aug 15th, 2008 09:04 PM

right click > format :lol


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