exboyfriend mania!!!
 

every girl i have had any intrest in recently has had some ass wipe exboyfriend that they seem to be holding a torch for even though every one of he guys are dicks, and they refuse to date me.

in all other ways most of these chicks seem to like me just fine, but they still hold out for tese other dudes.

is this some sort of leave me the fuck alone i should know about? why not just say so? why call me and bug me and put up a pretense of liking me?

Kill the ex boyfriends.

sounds like they are just using you to boost their ego

any girl who goes on about their ex is a fucking bitch, just drop her and move along until you find a halfway decent chick.

Act like you have an ex of your own.

This isnt entirely related but I guess could be, since you could totally apply it here:

Whenever anyone (including girlfriend) talks about anyone who I

a. don't give a fuck about
b. don't know
c. hate

I just say this:

1) Yea... I dated (him/her/it)
2) (He/She/It) did (something gross or otherwise undesireable) so I had to quit it
3) ...but not before I hit it.
4) *wink*

Step 2 is the fun part guys, enjoy.

Oh also if a girl is even like "yea... (ANYTHING) ex-boyfriend" then she is at the very least entertaining some thought of putting his penis in her somewhere. Srry its true.

Unless its about him having cancer, thats different. And tragic.

Hi George!

Haha. I'm an ex-boyfriend, and this other guy went through hell for months and months because of it. Eventually the girl finally realized she couldn't have me back though, so now she can spend another year trying to get him to trust her.

EDIT: I posted this to reaffirm Bubba's last point, in case anyone was wondering.

Yeah I was pretty much wondering about your post. :)

Well, I guess that's it for George this year.

Borverg...the man, the legend.

And I thought you'd just shaved your head.

I don't get it.

i have decided that being alone is good enough.

chinese hookers are only like fiddy dollars.

plus, they don't expect you to cuddle....

and if they're small enough you can hit bottom!!!

even worse than the boyfriend thing, i got called harmless by a girl that i am friends with earlier. she meant it to be nice when describing me to another person, but it really hurt my feelings and i am not sure why.

sigh.

i never wanted to be single. 36 is a very awkward age to be trying to date for the first time :(

You should start randomly slapping people and become and intellectual powerhouse. Harmless is the last thing you want to be unless you're into that BDSM stuff.

I feel your pain, George...I'm about to turn 42 and single for the first time in over 20 years.
We should start a club.... :(

have you placed your ad on christiansingles.com yet?

and being single rocks.

I'm not a christian.

Wait. Whoa. Hold up there. What happened since I last had contact with you??

Nothing, I'm trying to be empathetic. Trying to let George know he isn't alone, and others know what he's dealing with.

(I can be somewhat nice sometimes......)

you players need to go get some party liquor and find a real easy broad.

I'm 22 and I hate women pretty much. You sucke.., I mean players, looking for love or what?

I'm with MattJack on this one. Especially on the Party Liquor.

If you go to Mexico, you can talk 'em down to three dollars.