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pac-man Dec 23rd, 2008 05:57 PM

Yanks sign Teixeira for 8-years/$180 million.

This is fucking ridiculous.

Geggy Dec 23rd, 2008 09:35 PM

:explodes

Make that $420 million combined for 3 players. And a $1.3 billion brand new death star on top of that. They are truly the evil empire!

Teixeira would have been a good fit for the sox. At least mike lowell is staying because had they signed teixeira, youk would move to third base while he plays first, giving lowell the heave-ho. I aint worried though, sox have pedroia and the three japenese pitchers to shoot lasers at the yanks.

Yes, they signed yet another japanese pitcher recently.

Colonel Flagg Dec 23rd, 2008 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 603754)
Yanks sign Teixeira for 8-years/$180 million.

This is fucking ridiculous.

Agreed. Now we wait for (at least) one of the new free-agent signings to go belly up during the regular season, and the Yanks again trying in vain to win a wild-card berth :lol

I <3 NY

sspadowsky Dec 27th, 2008 03:50 PM

When Teixeira blows out his knee and Sabathia needs Tommy John surgery, I'm going to have myself quite a chuckle.

Colonel Flagg Dec 28th, 2008 01:08 AM

The Big Unit signs with SF. 8 mil for one season is actually a bargain, but .... does he have any gas left in the tank, though? 11-10 last season with a 3.91 ERA - hardly Cy Young worthy.

This from a guy rooting for a team with Jamie Moyer on its roster. :\

Pentegarn Dec 28th, 2008 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 604559)
The Big Unit signs with SF. 8 mil for one season is actually a bargain, but .... does he have any gas left in the tank, though? 11-10 last season with a 3.91 ERA - hardly Cy Young worthy.

This from a guy rooting for a team with Jamie Moyer on its roster. :\

I wonder if he will pick a fight with any of the Frisco hippies that have cameras? :lol ( http://gothamist.com/2005/01/11/rand...the_camera.php )

Colonel Flagg Dec 28th, 2008 09:08 PM

Nice. I forgot about this one. :lol

Colonel Flagg Jan 6th, 2009 05:57 AM

JC Romero suspended 50 games for testing positive for a banned substance.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3812334

I originally thought "My God, how could he be so stupid?" On closer inspection, he's being railroaded for the errors of the Player's Association. Seriously, if this story is true, and they did clear this OTC supplement for use, only to later find out that - Uh, sorry, it can cause you to test positive; Woops-a-daisy! - then there is no negligence on the part of Romero, only on the part of the Association. They need to pay the fine and be suspended for 50 games, not him.

On the other hand, he shouldn't be taking anything stronger than aspirin. He's making a 7-figure salary - there's too much at risk.

El Blanco Jan 6th, 2009 12:57 PM

The Cubs signed Milton Bradley to a 3 yer $30 million contract. This pending a physical exam. No word on an advisable psychiatric exam.

WhiteRat Jan 6th, 2009 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 606168)
JC Romero suspended 50 games for testing positive for a banned substance.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3812334

Ha, good ol' JC Romero.

Billionaire Twins owner and noted cheap ass Carl Pohlad died yesterday at the age of 94. The guy was a cheap skate that once tried to contract the team but he still is the only pro sports owner to bring two championships to any current Minnesota team.

WhiteRat Jan 7th, 2009 09:52 PM

The A's signed Giambi. Does anyone care?

pac-man Jan 7th, 2009 09:54 PM

Couldn't care less...

then again, any transactions not involving the Orioles are off of my radar at this point. It's painful seeing how much this organization doesn't care about winning anymore. We need ya back, Cal.

WhiteRat Jan 7th, 2009 10:07 PM

I feel bad for the Orioles having to be in the same division as the Yankees and Sox.

pac-man Jan 7th, 2009 10:28 PM

Yeah, but we were up there with them for so long. If the Ravens hadn't come to town Baltimore would be a shitty sports town now. The O's just need to spend some money and hold on to their young talent. And stop rotating out these do-nothing managers. Get a guy with a commitment to winning and get him some fucking players.

El Blanco Jan 12th, 2009 07:11 PM

Managers actually have little to do with the winning other than dealing with personalities. Its the front office that brings in the right players and the players that execute.

WhiteRat Jan 12th, 2009 08:09 PM

It's up to the managers to throw huge shittin' hissy fits. I seem to remember some guy named Pinella who might have thrown a temper tantrum or two.

pac-man Jan 12th, 2009 09:28 PM

Naturally, Rickey Henderson is on his way to the hall of fame. Don't really have any memories of Jim Rice, but it's nice to see a guy (with MVP and All-Star credentials) make it on his last year of eligibility.

Hopefully once Clemens and Bonds get dealt with for their lies, the final chapter of the "Steroid Era" will close.

WhiteRat Jan 12th, 2009 10:06 PM

Obviously i'm biased, but I really hope that Bert Blyleven gets in before his time runs out (3 years). Dude is 5th all-time in strikeouts and once cussed like a drunken sailor during a Twins telecast in 2006.

On a different note, I am absolutely jacked for the start of the MLB season. The roommate are going to order Extra Innings again. Nothing beats a muggy summer night, kicked back in the recliner, lights off, beer and redman in hand, with a ball game on the big screen.

sspadowsky Jan 14th, 2009 03:18 PM

Jim Rice should have been in the Hall of Fame years ago. Blyleven should be in there as well- he's clearly got the numbers. McGwire should also be there, no question. The BBWAA is a bunch of pricks. Baseball has been a cheater's game from its inception, and anyone with numbers like McGwire, Bonds, et al, should be in the HOF, no questions asked.

The BBWAA should be publicly flogged every time they fuck up. Which is to say, "annually."

WhiteRat Jan 14th, 2009 05:55 PM

I heard on the radio down here that two baseball writers turned in blank ballots. Fuck them.

Pentegarn Jan 14th, 2009 06:39 PM

The new Columbus Minor League Stadium (Right across from the Blue Jackets arena) should be up and running soon. I am eager to go to the first dime a dog night there and get my fat on

pac-man Jan 14th, 2009 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 607941)
I heard on the radio down here that two baseball writers turned in blank ballots. Fuck them.

That's fucking ridiculous. Jim Rome said it best on his show yesterday or Monday, to paraphrase: "If you don't want your ballot or know what to do with it, give it to someone who does."

WhiteRat Jan 15th, 2009 05:50 PM

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200....ap/index.html
As a Twins fan, this came a year too late.

El Blanco Jan 22nd, 2009 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sspadowsky (Post 607919)
Jim Rice should have been in the Hall of Fame years ago. Blyleven should be in there as well- he's clearly got the numbers. McGwire should also be there, no question. The BBWAA is a bunch of pricks. Baseball has been a cheater's game from its inception, and anyone with numbers like McGwire, Bonds, et al, should be in the HOF, no questions asked.

The BBWAA should be publicly flogged every time they fuck up. Which is to say, "annually."

I don't agree about Rice, but ya, BBWAA are major assholes

El Blanco Jan 29th, 2009 09:28 AM

Another reason to look forward to Spring

http://deadspin.com/5141745/meanwhile-at-busch-stadium-

almost pissed myself when I saw that.


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