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Lostmayhem May 27th, 2006 02:29 AM

Farting In Public
 
Who of us haven't? Its kinda embarrasing. But what if you over heard someone else crack it, thats sh!ts funny. I was in a bathroom at Dallas Fort Worth Airport once, I had to piss bad as I walked in, the bathroom was empty. As I approached the urinal this fool in the handicapped toilet farted so loud
I made a u-turn for the door, my buddies like whats wrong you, your crying, I'm like that dude farted hard I couldn't take it I was laughing so hard I held it for later on the flight. Again I was at Target this afternoon and ironicly I sampling the car refresheners, trying to find the perfect scent. When this guy tried to pass one off, and all I could tell was this guy sh!t his pants, by the sound I knew it was a "Clean up
in the automotive dept". I swear this guy made a B line to the diaper section. I was so glad I was kneeling down on the floor behind my cart, he didn't even see me I had a huge grin on my face and couldn't wait to get out of there to enjoy it more in my truck.

Chojin May 27th, 2006 02:46 AM

HI I SAW A DOG AND IT WAS BIG AND IT ATTACKED ME BUT I RAN BUT MY NEIGHBOR HAD A FENCE AND I HAD TO CLIMB OVER IT OH SHIT ANOTHER DOG WHAT IS THIS DOG CITY HAHA BUT SERIOUSLY WAIT WHAT'S THAT A POLICEMAN HE CAN HELP NO SHIT IT'S A MAILBOX FUCK FUCK GET AWAY DOG THERE'S MY HOUSE THANK GOD IT WAS UNLOCKED WHEW TIME TO REGISTER ON A MESSAGE BOARD AND TELL THEM ALL JOKES

Misdemonar May 27th, 2006 03:23 PM

I WISH I WAS ORGINAL LIKE CHOIN, BUT I'M NOT SO I CAN POST IN CAPS LIKE HIM, AND BE LIKE HIM, MAYBE SUCK HIS DICK, BECAUSE HE IS THE FUNNY MAN HERE. DON'T KNOW, I LOVE YOU CHOJIN, YOU'RE MY BRIDE TO BE, PLEASE BE MINE.

Emu May 27th, 2006 03:28 PM

that story is bullsh!t see what i did there :lol

Trash May 27th, 2006 06:39 PM

If this were a prison, you'd be my bitch right now.

Archduke Tips May 27th, 2006 09:06 PM

Sometimes when I don't drink enough water my shits cut my ass. How is that for public indecency???

pizzaslut May 28th, 2006 08:04 AM

hahaha ... ewwwwww

Emu May 28th, 2006 01:17 PM

w/b pizzaslut how u doin

pizzaslut May 29th, 2006 09:33 AM

Great ... isnt it sad though that the first post I make since I came back to I-Mockery is about farting. I guess living with two guys kinda makes me an expert.

Jixby Phillips May 29th, 2006 11:34 PM

haha guys are always farting right

Jixby Phillips May 29th, 2006 11:35 PM

they need to grow up if they think thats funny

Terra May 29th, 2006 11:46 PM

i need to grow up too. :(

WhiteRat May 30th, 2006 07:55 AM

God you are sick. Why don't you go stick one of your plugs up there?


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