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Protoclown Feb 5th, 2003 06:14 PM

FUCK YOU WORLD!!!
 
IF I COULD NUKE YOU FROM ORBIT SO AS TO BE SURE, BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE, I WOULD DO IT IN A HEARTBEAT AND LAUGH WHILE I WAS DYING FROM RADIATION POISIONING AS I CAME BACK DOWN TO SHIT ON THE WORLD'S GREAT BIG ROCKY CORPSE.

>: >: >: >: >: >: >: >:

James Feb 5th, 2003 06:15 PM

I would take a more specific approach myself, amassing an army to slaughter anyone we came in contact with, until we swept the whole world clean. Then, we'd turn our weapons onto ourselves. Leave the planet, and our rotting corpses, for the animals to thrive on.

Les Waste Feb 5th, 2003 06:16 PM

Looks like somebody had a bad day :rolleyes

Why don't you have a snack and watch cartoons? That will make you feel better. :)

:goodadvice

Protoclown Feb 5th, 2003 06:17 PM

AND I WOULD EAT ALL THE ANIMALS TOO, TO PISS OFF THE VEGANS, AND I WOULD EAT ALL THE TREES AND PLANTS TO PISS OFF THE GREEN PEACE FAGS!

JUST BECAUSE I CAN

James Feb 5th, 2003 06:18 PM

The animals aren't worth it. They're not despicable pieces of shit like humans are. Animals can't lie, they can't hurt your feelings, they can't make you wish you were dead.

Protoclown Feb 5th, 2003 06:20 PM

BUT THEY TASTE GOOD AND MY VENGEANCE IS A HUNGRY VENGEANCE

Les Waste Feb 5th, 2003 06:23 PM

You can have a nice snack of raw, bloody flesh and Capri Sun Coolers :)

While you sit on the living room floor and watch some cartoons. Yu-Gi-Oh is probably on :)

How was school, Protoclown? Dinner is almost ready. :)

GnrySgtHartman Feb 5th, 2003 06:26 PM

Quote:

The animals aren't worth it. They're not despicable pieces of shit like humans are. Animals can't lie, they can't hurt your feelings, they can't make you wish you were dead.
You can say THAT again jamesman

Protoclown Feb 5th, 2003 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Les Waste
How was school, Protoclown? Dinner is almost ready. :)

Not bad, "Dad". JOE STRUMMER IS DEAD. DEAD DEAD DEAD.

James Feb 5th, 2003 06:27 PM

BANNED >:

Les Waste Feb 5th, 2003 06:33 PM

:(

SO IS JERSEYBOY'S DAD BUT PEOPLE DON'T KEEP REMINDING HIM IN CRUEL WAYS

Protoclown Feb 5th, 2003 06:34 PM

BOBO MADE ME LOL :lol

Les Waste Feb 5th, 2003 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Protoclown
Not bad, "Dad".

I WAS TRYING TO SOUND LIKE YOUR MOM :rolleyes

:( I WISH MY MOM OFFERED MY CAPRI SUN COOLERS :(

Protoclown Feb 5th, 2003 06:40 PM

IT IS OKAY, WE CAN KISS AND MAKE UP NOW :love

BUT YOU MUST REALIZE THAT YOU ARE STILL GOING TO BE NUKED WITH ALL THE OTHERS :(

Les Waste Feb 5th, 2003 06:57 PM

Meh. I had a good run. :/

punkgrrrlie10 Feb 5th, 2003 11:25 PM

:/

sadie Feb 6th, 2003 01:01 AM

i know what proto needs. ;)

James Feb 6th, 2003 01:04 AM

Access to a space shuttle and nuclear weapons, duh. :rolleyes

I, however, will take a sawed-off shotgun, and a sword with a blade made of diamond.

Protoclown Feb 6th, 2003 01:05 AM

What I need is for my dad to find a new job and NOT get laid off for a NINTH fucking time. >:

sadie Feb 6th, 2003 01:06 AM

you still live at home?

Protoclown Feb 6th, 2003 01:07 AM

No, but that doesn't mean I'm not pissed off about it. My dad turns 61 this year. It's not like it's getting any easier for him to find work as a computer programmer.

sadie Feb 6th, 2003 01:20 AM

i just read the details in that other thread. sowwies. :(

Protoclown Feb 6th, 2003 01:23 AM

It's okay. I am angry because he has been shat upon by the corporate world for my entire life, and I know that kind of world is nothing I want to be a part of, but I find myself stuck in it anyway.

Now...about that other thing you said I need... ;) :love ;)

sadie Feb 6th, 2003 01:29 AM

did you bring the marshmallows? :love;):love

LegoLars Feb 6th, 2003 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie
did you bring the marshmallows? :love;):love

>:


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