Hit me, Cap'n. ;)

My order from General Delivery via the good Captain is as follows:

John C. McGinley



A John C. McGinley movie I love: No contest - Office Space. If you don't agree, then I have some TPS reports for you to fill out.

A John C. McGinley movie I like: This is tougher. While I liked Se7en, he only had a small role, so I'm going with Article 99. The movie was somewhat derivative, but I liked the acting.

A John C. McGinley movie I hate: Wagon's East was pretty bad, plus it was John Candy's last movie before his death.

Honorable Mention: Scrubs. Check it out.

I will take one from the Colonel while I am waiting on Thrash0 to come back from whatever made him disappear from here

And here's a big ol bag of Owen Wilson per Colonel's request



Owen Wilson movie I loved: Shanghai Noon. Corney? Yes. Stupid? Sure, I won't argue that. Funny. Absolutely. And Owen Wilson carried this movie on his back

Owen Wilson movie I liked: Starsky and Hutch. As throwback remakes go, this one could have been worse. And I think that the casting was perfect across the board for a show that was cheesy in the first place.

Owen Wilson movie I hated: Cars. Fuck Cars, Fuck Cars in the tailpipe with something that would do damage to it

Honorable mention: Behind Enemy Lines

I keep thinking that one of these days, Ex Leper is going to return to the boards and finally give us the three Alec Baldwin movies I told him to name.


In the meantime, I want in again.


Pentagarn gave me Vincent Schiavelli. Once I looked up who he was, I immediately recognized him as that one character actor:



Vincent Schiavelli movie I loved: Johnny Dangerously. Underrated Naked Gun-esque comedy with Michael Keaton in the title role.

Vincent Schiavelli movie I liked: Ghost. Man did he want those smokes.

Vincent Schiavelli movie I didn't like: Buckaroo Banzai. Saw it years ago on Comedy Central after hearing good things about it. At the time, it just didn't seem all that funny to me, and I didn't really get what they were doing with the title character. I felt like there was some required reading I missed out on.

Honorable mention:Corpse Killer. God, this game sucked. I hoped he got paid more than the other "actors."



"Foo-Pah!"

Play on!

Boogie has ordered up a heaping dish of Jeffery Combs for me. Uh.



Unfortunately, I am not a horror film afficianado, so I must rely on my experience with his work in TV. Apologies all around. :(

A Jeffery Combs role I love: Weyoun in Star Trek: Deep Space 9. The Vorta everyone loved to hate.

A Jeffery Combs role I like: Kevin Burkhoff in The 4400. I liked this series, and would have appreciated better and more consistent air-times. :(

A Jeffery Combs role I hate: The Andorian Shran on Enterprise. Way to ruin the franchise. >:

Honorable Mention: I haven't seen any of his horror films, but I imagine he was good in The Re-Animator. They made a sequel.

Hrmm... I got Shirley Maclaine from the Colonel.. I have honestly not seen many movies with her in them..




A Shirley Maclaine movie I love: The Apartment
Why: Lemmon is a great actor and she played well against him. I also like the fact the movie was contraversial for it's time because it talked about infidelity and adultery.

A Shirley Maclaine movie I like: Steel Magnolias
Why: It's full of diverse characters and it has a great ensemble cast. She's such a feisty character in this movie. I like her bold, feisty film roles.

A Shirley Maclaine movie I don't like: I haven't really seen many to give an opinion on which I didn't like.

Honorable mention: N/A

HIT ME

Hit me again.

10000 "thank you's" for handing me Bob Newhart



A Bob Newhart Movie I love: Cold Turkey. How can you not love a movie with a character named Dr. Proctor?

A Bob Newhart Movie I like: The Bob Newhart Show - with Suzanne Pleshette, they formed the classic functional/dysfunctional dink dynamic.

A Bob Newhart Movie I hate: Elf. One of Will Ferrell's weaker efforts.

Honorable Mention: Catch 22. One word. Major Major Major Major.

I'll do it

Fresh from the Colonel bakery, Edward G Robinson (I can hear 90% of i-mockery saying 'who?' as we speak)



Edward G Robinson movie I loved: The Ten Commandments. It was an epic movie, and it shows every Easter.

Edward G Robinson movie I liked: Key Largo. What's not to like, it has Bogey

Edward G Robinson movie I hated: Soylent Green. I don't really hate Soylent green but "SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!" makes it in the bottom of his list

Honorable Mention: Dozens of movies, tv shows, this guy was it in the 40s-60s

A Alec Baldwin movie I love: Beetlejuice, the first film of his that I saw.

A Alec Baldwin movie I like: Talk Radio, because any movie snob has to like it

A Alec Baldwin movie I hate: Pluto Nash, Cats & Dogs, Notting Hill (fuck Hugh Grant!)

Honorable Mention: Any of his SNL hosting gigs or his message to his daughter (equal in hilarity)

Hit me up

Ok so I got Harrison Ford!

A Harrison Ford movie I love: Blade Runner. It took me three viewings to finally get why this movie is so brilliant. Now I think it is on par with 2001: A Space Odyssey. This is a film that NEEDS to be seen on a big screen, you just don't get the same atmosphere in a living room type setting

A Harrison Ford movie I like: Bruno. Ok, this isn't really a Harrison Ford movie seeing as how he's in it for a grand total of 5 seconds. But I personally thought this film was funnier than Borat (maybe because all the jokes were ruined for me before I even saw the dang thing)

A Harrison Ford movie I hate: Six Days Seven Nights. This isn't really fair, I haven't seen the film since I was like 8 or 9 (I think I just wanted to see it because I loved Star Wars). I don't even remember hating it, I just remember thinking it wasn't very good.

Honorable Mention: I fucking love Apocalypse Now and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

BLADE RUNNER REAL SEQUEL



Rongi gave me Gena Rowlands

Movie I love with her: The notebook because she dies at the end.

Movie I liked with her: Machine Gun McCain

Another movie I haven't seen Gena Rowlands in but sounds good is: A Woman under the influence.

Honorable mention: That sex tape Rongi made with Gena Rowlands. It was real good.

A 10k challenge I will take

For talking like Yoda, Mark Hammil, 10k gave me.



A Mark Hammil movie I loved:Gonna go with the layup shot here and pick Star Wars episodes 4-6.

A Mark Hammil movie I liked: Guyver. For silliness like this:



A Mark Hammil movie I hated: Wizards. I liked it when I was a kid, but as I got older I liked it less and less till eventually I just thought it was crap. God Bakshi sucks (See Bakshi's Lord of the Rings for more evidence of his suckiness)

Honorable mention: The lion's share of voice gigs in all cartoons and vidjamagames ever

Gimme another hit.

5garn gave me Johnny Depp, so here it is:



A Johnny Depp movie I love: Edward Scissorhands: The movie creeped me out a bit when I was young, but it was excellent in how crazy it was bringing a dude with scissors for hands who was gangly/awkward, trying to make him fit into the modern world. And it really is a great movie.

A Johnny Depp movie I like: Platoon: One of the best war movies out there. There are some really memorable scenes in this movie.

A Johnny Depp movie I hate: The Pirates of the Caribbean (all of them): Shitty movies with a shitty story. Even a disney executive said story doesn't matter when you have big set pieces and cgi to create a successful movie. Not an authentic pirate tale. Would have been nice if it was a movie kinda like the pirate movies of old, but it's disney and they have to overdo everything and make it shit.

Honorable Mention: The Imaginarium of Doctor Pernassus: Was decent, not great, but had a lot of fancy set pieces.

Hey what gives, I was supposed to give the next person their actor >:

Oh well, I'll take another thespian!

I got BRUCE WILLIS

A Bruce Willis Movie I Love: Die Hard. If you don't like Die Hard you're kind of a faggot. I can prove this, with charts and science

A Bruce Willis Movie I Like: Sin City. Fun movie, I thought Bruno gave a pretty good performance in this

A Bruce Willis Movie I Hate: Tie between The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable. M Night Shabadoo is a talentless fuck who should never be allowed a camera

And you're also supposed to edit your post, putting in the actor you were given. I think you still owe 10K an actor. Plus me, now, too. ;)

EDIT: Well, now, this explains a lot. :(

The buttonless Mr. Rongi serves me up a steaming bowl of Woody Allen.



A Woody Allen movie I love: This is a tough one - I'll go with Take the Money and Run, because it cemented him as a fixture in Hollywood. Plus it cracks me up every time I see it, especially when he's singing on the chain gang.

A Woody Allen movie I like: How do I limit this to only one movie, when there are so many to choose from - How about The Front. His last line - "You can all just go f*** yourselves.", shocked me back in the day.

A Woody Allen movie I hate: Interiors is tied with Hannah and her Sisters

Honorable Mention: Sleeper, Zelig, Manhattan, Bananas, and a host of movies I'm too lazy to mention here.

I will take another Colonel challenge

Colonel gave me a man who finds life to be a challenge, Randy Quaid



Randy Quaid movie I loved: National Lampoon's Vacation. Who doesn't love Vacation?

Randy Quaid movie I liked: Kingpin. There's not a bowling league in America that doesn't reference this movie constantly.

Randy Quaid movie I hated: Easy. Caddyshack 2, I explained why earlier, and it hasn't gotten better with time

Honorable mention: Paper Moon, Midnight Express

I want to play.

Pentegarn gave me Robert Duvall


Robert Duvall movie I loved: Secondhand Lions and The Natural
Robert Duvall movie I liked: True grit (1969) Ned Pepper
Robert Duvall movie I hated: Days of Thunder, I really don't care for racecar movies or Tom Cruise.
Honorable mention: To kill a mockingbird, Boo Radley, M.A.S.H Frank Burns, and of course the Godfather II.

Who wants to play next?

Give it to me, B²!

Bill Paxton is the assignment.



A Bill Paxton movie I love: Apollo 13. I was 10 (and already come into my own as a science geek) when the actual events took place, so this movie resonates with me in a way few movies can.

A Bill Paxton movie I like: I have a soft spot for Indian Summer. True, it's more of a "relationship movie" (read: chick flick) but there's a scene with Paxton and Alan Arkin (the trophy scene) that makes you sit back and say "Wow."

A Bill Paxton movie I hate: There are two - I want to go with Twister (the only part of this movie that's any good is where Jonas gets beaned with a telephone pole), but my nod will go to Titanic. If they could bury every copy of every DVD, VHS, film or pirated version of this film in the salt caverns where they are burying all our spent nuclear fuel, it would be a good start.

Honorable Mention: Aliens. A movie sequel that is favorably compared with the original.

Mr Paxton is the only actor to have been killed by a terminator, an alien, and a predator.

10K I would totally have had the sex with Ms Rowlands like even 40 years ago

Also gimme an actor you screws

The good Colonel gave me: Sally (you like me, you really like me) Field



A Sally Field movie I love: Forrest Gump. "Momma always said..."

A Sally Field movie I like: I like Soapdish, Murphy's Romance (with my birthday husband James Garner)

A Sally Field movie I hate: Sybil, Her crazy mother in the film scared the shit out of me.

Honorable Mention: Smokey and the Bandit and Gidget because she is adorably cute in those films.

hit me.

Also, im so happy to know that someone else in the world could give a fuck less about the Pirates O Curribeen movies.