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Pentegarn Oct 12th, 2008 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 586976)
Why in the hell would they trot out a fat-old dinosaur like Honky Tonk, when there's a perfectly fit old dinosaur named The Ultimate Warrior out there?

Because apparently the current Intercontinental Champion, (whoever he is) has a "Honky Meter" that counts how long he has been the Intercontinental Champion and his current gimmick is that he says he plans to break Honky Tonk Man's sixty something week streak holding the title.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 12th, 2008 11:17 AM

I might watch it if there's a Honky Meter. That sounds hilarious.

Angryhydralisk Oct 29th, 2008 12:03 PM

Sounds miles better than what was on ECW last night. a Mediocre 3-on-3 bout. Jack Swagger vs. Tommy Dreamer in a fairly decent match to get the new guy over (And no doubt never use him again in like, a month). And a dirt sheet making fun of DX.

I joked about it at first but now I think I was right. ECW is the reject's division and program for the WWE.

pac-man Oct 29th, 2008 02:50 PM

Who the hell is Jack Swagger?

pac-man Oct 31st, 2008 09:02 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zy45DpCxl4

Kevin Nash as Arn Anderson is priceless.

Angryhydralisk Nov 4th, 2008 12:56 PM

I got the Mr. Perfect DVD set a few days back. Good stuff. Ten matches (three with Bret Hart, and a god-awful bout with the Texas Tornado), 20 vignettes, and the RAP IS CRAP music video.

pac-man Nov 28th, 2008 01:14 AM

Before the day ends, I want to post this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_pMKbpHTIw

Happy Thanksgiving

WhiteRat Nov 28th, 2008 03:14 AM

:lol:lol:lol

I don't even know where to start with that one.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 28th, 2008 03:17 AM

I just got tickets for Armageddon.

Pentegarn Nov 28th, 2008 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 597986)
Before the day ends, I want to post this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_pMKbpHTIw

Happy Thanksgiving

That was packed with so many of my all time favorite wrestlers.

Rick Martel, Mr. Perfect, Rick Rude, Honky Tonk Man, Roddy Piper

I miss the old days of WWE when it was still the WWF

pac-man Nov 28th, 2008 03:49 PM

I think my favorite lines are from Demolition (thankful they don't have to fight each other), Roddy Piper (thankful he isn't Rick Rude), and Ultimate Warrior (nonsensical rambling that ends in the word "WAAAAAR!!!")

Muscle_Bomber_Uno Nov 28th, 2008 09:13 PM

I don't remember how long ago I stopped watching wrestling... I guess I lost most interest after the McMahon limo explosion. Man, was that horrible.

WhiteRat Nov 28th, 2008 09:22 PM

The last wrestling event/show I remember watching with interest was the Summerslam with Jesse Ventura as the special guest referee. It was either 99 or 2000. I've tried several times to watch an episode of RAW since then but the shit is just garbage.

pac-man Nov 28th, 2008 09:31 PM

Agreed. I was going to buy tickets for WrestleMania 25, but then I realized I could spend the 75 bux on a video game, some beer, and a pack of smokes.

The worst part about pro wrestling being what it is today is that there is likely no going back to what it used to be. The cat is out of the bag as far as kayfabe goes, titles reigns last a couple weeks, and the shows and events are more like variety shows than (pseudo) sporting events. I doubt any promotion would even be willing to give the style of the 70's, 80's, and early 90's a try.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 28th, 2008 10:07 PM

I think since WWE destroyed the competition it's become lackluster. Kayfabe in general got out of hand. I've been looking for a clip where the Rock was in a ambulance after being beaten by the NWO shortly after the merger. Then Hollywood Hogan rammed into the ambulance with Semi-Truck. Then Hogan got away with it because the Rock "Technically hit him first".

It's over the topness like that that made me stop watching it. Thankfully I have most of WWE/WCW from 97-2000 on VHS that I'm going through watching with my roommate now. It'll never be the same.

Angryhydralisk Nov 29th, 2008 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 598192)
I think since WWE destroyed the competition it's become lackluster. Kayfabe in general got out of hand. I've been looking for a clip where the Rock was in a ambulance after being beaten by the NWO shortly after the merger. Then Hollywood Hogan rammed into the ambulance with Semi-Truck. Then Hogan got away with it because the Rock "Technically hit him first".

It's over the topness like that that made me stop watching it. Thankfully I have most of WWE/WCW from 97-2000 on VHS that I'm going through watching with my roommate now. It'll never be the same.

That sounds more akin to your typical booking of Monday Nitro or Thunder. :lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 12th, 2008 07:37 PM

Watched tropic thunder last night. There's a part where this guy has two hands full of heroin and then punches two people in the face.....so they got heroin punched. My rommate and I started to think of gimmicks we could sell to WWE.

Ahab from Rehab. Used to work at a rehab clinic but was fired for intentionally getting the patients drugged. He could have a harpoon filled with heroin.

Or the cocaine uppercut, put coke on your fingers so when you uppercut someone it goes straight up their nose.

pac-man Dec 13th, 2008 07:53 AM

I read "Tropic Thunder" and immediately thought you were talking about Thunder In Paradise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I51Xk1xaDi8

This show should get a special entry into the WWE Hall of Fame.

WhiteRat Dec 13th, 2008 01:16 PM

My brother and I used to watch that show every week. :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 15th, 2008 05:48 AM

Armageddon was sweet. I only cared that Finlay won. Go the Irish.

Jeff Hardy winning the championship was pretty cool too. He deserved it.

Sam Dec 16th, 2008 02:03 PM

FUCKING HATE EDGE. >:

Angryhydralisk Dec 19th, 2008 03:18 PM

I heard they "killed him off" and now "brought him back from the dead". Not even TNA has that kind of nail-biting retardation boiling from it. And that's the home of the King of the Mountain match!

pac-man Dec 27th, 2008 04:51 PM


Angryhydralisk Jan 6th, 2009 02:20 PM

SO CLEVER :lol

pac-man Jan 9th, 2009 12:59 AM

God damnit, Randy Savage gave the best interviews.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtyM-kfVQsw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL_1xkPIEaQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywQ2EnGWvAs


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