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MockBot Oct 21st, 2010 06:52 AM

Foy's Halloween Store!
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Kat Oct 21st, 2010 08:30 AM

I can't believe I live in Ohio and I've never seen this place.

MasterV Oct 21st, 2010 09:09 AM

The awesomeness is beyond....beyond!!!!

Nick Oct 21st, 2010 10:31 AM

I absolutely adore independent shops. :D

stonewar Oct 21st, 2010 11:47 AM

Perhaps I should get so photos of Man-Ghoul-sen's, which is what local craft-hobby-party store Mangelsen's calls itself during halloween.

DavidFullam Oct 21st, 2010 01:14 PM

Looks like pure heaven!

Commanderraf Oct 21st, 2010 02:36 PM

Once again I envy that, in the US, you have stores that not only sell all this kinds of items, but have a blast doing it.


MLE Oct 21st, 2010 02:38 PM

I want to go :<

Danny 4 Eyes Oct 21st, 2010 05:12 PM

I am so jealous, I have just murdered in a jealous rage of jealousy.

Babs Oct 21st, 2010 05:21 PM


Julio Oct 21st, 2010 06:37 PM

You want a Peanut Arachnid, -RoG-? I've got you covered.


Julio Oct 21st, 2010 06:38 PM

Yikes! Sorry for not providing the link in the proper option. My bad.

Captain Seamus Oct 21st, 2010 06:51 PM

The second animatronic barfing guy looks kinda like Tommy Wiseau...

dextire Oct 21st, 2010 08:51 PM

Foy's looks amazing and I love their commercials. The web site looks like it's from 1995 though. :)

Kitsa Oct 21st, 2010 09:14 PM

I have a feeling his kid(s?) do the site. It's the only reasonable explanation I can come up with.

It's an interesting place, that's for sure.

No Beer Boobs pics, RoG?

MLE Oct 21st, 2010 09:22 PM

How could you leave out beer boobs? ;_;

Mockery Oct 21st, 2010 09:43 PM


Originally Posted by Kat (Post 701599)
I can't believe I live in Ohio and I've never seen this place.

I can't either. In fact, I don't believe you're allowed to call yourself a resident of Ohio until you pay a visit to it. This is your new Halloween homework, Kat.


Originally Posted by Julio (Post 701703)
You want a Peanut Arachnid, -RoG-? I've got you covered.

Haha, nice drawing Julio! Somebody else already told me they're making a real one as soon as they track down some shelled peanuts, so your picture is a great way to tide me over until I get a photo of a real peanut arachnid!


Originally Posted by dextire (Post 701715)
Foy's looks amazing and I love their commercials. The web site looks like it's from 1995 though. :)

Haha yeah the web site looks like Geocities barfed on Halloween. It's kind of endearing though. Foy's lives by their own set of rules and design standards... no outside influences! And yeah, the commercials rule:


Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 701717)
No Beer Boobs pics, RoG?

Whoops, I totally thought I included those in the article. That's what I get for working on this stuff at 3am. Allow me to remedy that grievous error:

Yes indeed... you too can drink your frothy brew from the ample boobs of the male St. Pauli Girl.

The_Punk_Hippie Oct 21st, 2010 11:59 PM

I haven't seen a Lucky Egg machine since I was 6 years old - we used to have one in the mall in front of Kmart, & that was 23 years ago D:
I kinda want to go just because of that. Too bad getting across the border is such a hassle :P

Kitsa Oct 22nd, 2010 06:39 AM

Ah, Bar Boobs. Foy's is there to PARTY.

I wonder if it makes the liquor taste like vinyl?

In Ohio, Punk Hippie, there is also a Lucky Egg machine at Ulbrich's grocery store in Piqua. It's functional and right by the doors. There's also a Flintstones version (nonfunctional) by the produce section. Remember the Flintstones ones? Fred or Dino revolve in the middle instead of a chicken and it says, "Yaaaaaabba Dabba Doo! Yaaaaaaabba Dabba Doo!"

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