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Pentegarn Jan 14th, 2011 09:08 AM

2011 MLB season
New year, new season. Go tigers!

sspadowsky Jan 31st, 2011 05:48 PM

If the fucking Cardinals don't sign Pujols, I will be forced to listen to "Will Pujols be back next year?" all goddamn season, which means I will have to completely ignore baseball in 2011.

Pentegarn Feb 4th, 2011 10:11 AM

Filler post that used to be a reply to a spambot

Colonel Flagg Feb 23rd, 2011 10:23 PM

Adam Wainwright is out for the season? And Nick Punto will miss at least 2 months for hernia surgery?


Sorry about this, sspad. :( For your sake, I hope the second opinion on Wainwright comes back better than the first.

Babs Feb 24th, 2011 04:50 PM

Wainwright will undoubtedly be out for the season due to his future surgery. A lot of people aren't going to know how valuable he truly is to the Card's until about mid season. This is going to be a wide open opportunity for teams in the Central Division, such as the Reds.

Colonel Flagg Feb 24th, 2011 05:52 PM

Is Chapman still throwing in the mid 100's?

Colonel Flagg Feb 28th, 2011 05:08 PM

How would you like to be Ino Guerrero right about now?


sspadowsky Mar 9th, 2011 08:17 PM

If Kyle McClellan can do a star turn this season, we might have a shot. I think the offense will be there. But yeah, Wainwright going down is a great big torpedo in the ass.

Dimnos Mar 10th, 2011 07:54 PM

That is all. :rock

WhiteRat Mar 10th, 2011 09:38 PM


Colonel Flagg Mar 11th, 2011 12:59 PM

Why am I reminded of Gilbert Gottfried?

MailCall Mar 13th, 2011 09:34 PM

Cabrera? Kill me!!
I'm glad to see Miguel Cabrera has been swinging the bat better lately.

WhiteRat Mar 14th, 2011 08:16 PM


Originally Posted by MailCall (Post 715039)
I'm glad to see Miguel Cabrera has been swinging the bat better lately.

That's great, as a Twins fan I welcome more Cabrera in the news.

MailCall Mar 15th, 2011 08:17 AM

And Ordonez signed a massive one-year deal. Oh, Aunt Mathilda...Ilitch is gonna clean house...I wish Monaghan still owned the team...

Colonel Flagg May 28th, 2011 01:23 PM


Originally Posted by The Onion
Cleveland Enters Second Month Of Complete Silence So As Not To Jinx Indians

CLEVELAND—The entire population of Cleveland continued its two-month-long silent streak Saturday, opting to remain completely still so as not to ruin hope for the Indians, who are off to their best start in five years. “Ssshh,” superstitious Indians fan Lindsay Berowski told reporters while placing her index finger over her lips and shaking her head briskly. When asked for further comments about the team’s impressive record, Berowski located a pen and paper and wrote, “Be quiet and please leave.” According to sources, many are blaming Wednesday’s 14-2 loss to the Red Sox on Cleveland resident Paul Eutsey, who recently rose from the chair he had been sitting in for the past month to clean off the dried urine and fecal matter that had caked itself all over his body.

Cleveland fans sure are wacky!

Dimnos May 29th, 2011 08:57 PM

Your talking about it! >:

Wait. I dont give a shit about the indians. Go rangers!

Colonel Flagg May 29th, 2011 10:24 PM

Anyone seen El Blanco? :(

He'd be giving me shit right about now, as the Phils JV squad got pounded by the Metropolitans this afternoon.

Colonel Flagg May 31st, 2011 08:18 AM

Frosting spambot!

Pentegarn Jul 8th, 2011 07:08 AM

This was rough


And this is not the first time a fan fell in Texas


MailCall Aug 3rd, 2011 10:32 PM

AL Cy Young Award
Who will win the AL Cy Young? All kinds of opinions. Weaver pitches in a pitcher's ball park. Sebathia has won too many high-scoring games. Hernandez throws for a weak team. Verlander chokes in tight situations. I still choose Weaver. It'll be an interesting outcome.

MailCall Aug 21st, 2011 11:28 AM

Ron Roenicke...NL Manager of the Year?

Womti Aug 24th, 2011 07:16 PM

GO ORIOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MailCall Aug 25th, 2011 11:08 PM

Former Orioles pitching great Mike Flanagan found dead from apparent suicide:

WhiteRat Aug 25th, 2011 11:45 PM

The lackluster Twins traded Jim Thome to the Indians for some jobber.

MailCall Aug 26th, 2011 10:06 PM


Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 739591)
The lackluster Twins traded Jim Thome to the Indians for some jobber.

"A player to be named." As a Detroit fan, I still have to admit I'd like to see JT do well with the Tribe in what will likely become his closing season.

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