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are these being posted on i-mockery.com eventually?

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Originally Posted by Zomboid

I'm only posting what I've posted so far unless I somehow get my hands on a fucking camera. I'm not gonna go to fucking radioshack and buy a goddamn camera, take oictures, go get em developed, and scan them for this shit. I've got drinking to do.

http://www.ecamerafilms.com/agtr427exwfl.html

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Originally Posted by Zomboid

You make it sound like we're asking you to buy a digitial camera. Go buy a disposable camera for 2-3 fucking dollars and then get turn the film into CVS or whatever and they'll put it on a CD for you. Kryste...

Schimid, that made not one tiny bit of sense and yet I couldn't stop laughing for some reason. Good job. :P

By the way, nice Bruce Campbell smile you got there.

You should see what was left on the cutting room floor. Mediocre gifts from years past like Bart Simpson Remote-Controlled Skateboard came back to do epic battle with General Horsewaggle.

I am sure the commentary you planned on putting in while taking the pictures were funny before you forgot them.

yeah you'd think that

Allow me:

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Originally Posted by Schimid

Fuck you guys, cameras cost money

Awe, I could NEVER stay mad at YOU, I-Mockery.

SWEET JEEZUS, I recieved a treasure trove of pure, unadulterated Christmas joy!

i can barely contain my excitement...

Behold the majesty of the most unholy confectionary creation this side of Candy Corn, the Circus Peanut.

Look guys, I'm a Punk Rocker!

This little guy is so cute, I just had to have a dental showdown with him. I won.

goddamnit, what should I do now?

EXAGGERATED INTERNET FACE

I know, I'll send my gifts on a vacation to scenic Floormatia

Where it rains Circus Peanuts all day long!

BEFORE THIS STORY CONTINUES I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DENTAL SHOWDOWN!

Ok, we're good. So it seems as if Farnsworth the Special Mammal thing is enjoying Floormatia, located just south of the Coathanger Islands.

UH-oh, the Dead are rising and dolls are coming to life!What will I do?

At times like this, I like to keep my teeth nice and strong for the next DENTAL SHOWDOWN by chewing my nails.

It's Yukon Cornelious, protector of the innocent!

All of a sudden, his mountaineering urge took over, and Yukon scaled the thing's body. It's ok, though, because he had just died of AIDS before Yukon had shown up.

Did I tell you about how I won the National Dental Showdown that one time?

Damnit your gifts sucked. That's the best I could do.

DENTAL SHOWDOWN
:title

Schimid has nice teeth *swoons* :P

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Originally Posted by Sicktodeathmx

Schimid has nice teeth *swoons* :P

And a Jay Leno chin! :/

and a jay leno nose, and jay leno eyebrows, and a jay leno jawline

ZAK LENO

fuckin' al roker. bitin' peoples fingahs and ish

goddayom

That is one cute cat.

that one cute cat HATES you

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Originally Posted by MLE

that one cute cat HATES you

Why would you want to be shitty to him when he was just complimenting your cat? :rolleyes

i was just clearing some things up

Motion to rename :rolleyes to :carnivore. Show of hands?

Why would you do that?

Truth be told, I just wanted him to pick up his name in his cursory scan of all my threads and show up to tell me at length about how little he cares about my opinions.

Like the Candyman, except instead of an undead cereal killer from the projects it's a pathetic person.