Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
 

I just got back from this movie. It was a disgusting shitpile. I'm so disgusted I'll talk to you all today about a movie I really enjoy.

Teen Wolf was a comedy filmed in 1985 featuring Michael J Fox, James Hampton, Susan Ursitti, and Jerry Levine. It's one of those movies that gets played on AMC rather frequently and no matter what part is on, I can sit down and enjoy the rest of the film.

Jerry Levine's character, Styles, won Maxim Magazine's 100 funniest movie t-shirts. He wore a simple black t-shirt with the writing "What are you looking at Dicknose". Followed closely by Revenge of the Nerd's Booger character wearing a shirt with "Gimme Head til I'm Dead" on it.

Michal J Fox's character, Scott Howard, is your typical awkward teenager who has typical teenager thoughts. Win over his crush, the lovely Pamela Wells, score big for his school's basketball team, and learn the fine art of acting. This all is very hard for a self proclaimed nobody until he finds out he comes from a long line of werewolves. At first, Scott takes this very hard and thought of it as a curse. But given some time he used his new found abilities to his advantage!

I don't want to spoil any more for you. So, go out and rent Teen Wolf today!

Shia LaBeouf :rolleyes

THAT

is truly disgusting.

Meh. The whole thing regarding was pretty weak and stupid.

The pace of the movie was good, but the little things here and there ticked me off (the scene with Shia and the monkeys, that stupid refrigerator bullshit). At least Ford still kicks all kinds of ass.

Anyone else besides me sick of Shia LeBeouf? In this movie he was like a Poor-Man's-Fonzi-Meets-the-Mac-Guy-in-Live-Free-or-Die-Hard, and in the trailers I saw his ugly mug in two more films.

Shia LeBeouf's head doesn't match his body at all. It's like he has a little kid's head.

They'll make another movie starring Shia as the new Indy, and his sidekick will be a CGI dog. Or maybe a silly monkey descended from Jar-Jar Binks. You know, for the kids.

Say no to Indiana Jones sequels without Indiana Jones.

BANNED

My god hickman, this is the last time I read one of your threads. </lie>

However, I will be seeing this tonight!

I still hate the Even Stevens kid.

It wasn't the worst ever, but it was pretty stupid in a lot of parts. It definitely didn't add anything (good) to the series and it was obvious what was gonna happen way before it happened. Also, there was a guy behind my friend and I who kept laughing obnoxiously at EVERYTHING. Every stupid little joke was hilarious to this guy. Even things that weren't meant to be funny had him laughing. It reminded me of why I hate going to the theater.

My expectations were too high. At least that's what all my friends at the end told me. I guess I was dumb enough to have at least enough faith in George Lucas to not screw this up as well.

Yeah, that was dumb of you. George Lucas really doesn't have any sensibility anymore. I wish he had died whenever Willow was finished.

yeah i thought it was going to be okay right until the shia la crap character was fucking SWINGING IN TREES WITH FUCKING MONKEYS and that's where i regretted my decision in seeing the sequel :<

Does that mean you liked Willow or you didn't like Willow?

I loved Willow. That's why it's a shame that he didn't fall dead immediately after it's completion.

That was the only part I thought was extremely, for a lack of a better word, goofy. :rolleyes

I liked the movie overall though, there was a lot of throwbacks that were a tad cheesy, but I did like it.

I just saw the movie, and I absolutely loved it. Indiana Jones just seems more kickass with age.







PS: The tree swinging scene sucked. >:

Teen Wolf was better

I think this will be a shit film! He is too old for this type of thing now and it just isn't right seeing Harrison Ford in these films after he was in the original Star Wars years ago!

Wrong movie franchise.

Somebody should really...
 

...take George Lucas' pen and paper away. Not a horrible movie, but it's obvious that the bastard isn't fit to be involved in the creative process of movie making anymore.

I would of enjoyed this movie if I hated Indiana Jones.

Yeah, Lucas sort of has notable contributions. (opening credits, which I actually thought looked neat).