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Sam Oct 21st, 2008 10:55 AM

LOOKS LIKE IT'S WWE FOR OL' KIMBO. :rolleyes

MattJack Oct 21st, 2008 11:15 AM

Yuppppp.

I think this should be the OMNIMMA THREAD now as well.

WhiteRat Oct 21st, 2008 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 589412)
LOOKS LIKE IT'S WWE FOR OL' KIMBO. :rolleyes

I know we've joked around about this before, but would he really be able to pull this off? The guy has ABSOLUTELY no mic skills.

Maybe if they had Harvey Whippleman as his manager he'd work out.

pac-man Oct 21st, 2008 12:02 PM

I'd tune in to see what they do with him, but the way wrestling's been since 1999 or so I'm sure it would be botched all to hell. He has personality and can talk, the What Would Kimbo Do? videos are evidence of that.

If I were Mr. Slice, I'd acknowledge that my fifteen minutes are up, roll around in all the money I made, and spare my brain anymore damage.

El Blanco Oct 21st, 2008 12:13 PM

And hang around with porn stars.

I'm sure those promotions that run out of Indian casinos will take him.

Hell, maybe they'll put him up against Carano.

WhiteRat Oct 25th, 2008 01:20 AM

I saw Kimbo on PTI and other than his cussing, he seemed stiffer than Pac-Man's johnson during a Carano fight.

Sam Oct 25th, 2008 01:39 AM

I get stiff during every Carano fight. :(

WhiteRat Oct 25th, 2008 02:57 AM

How long till she appears in Playboy?

pac-man Oct 25th, 2008 02:58 AM

How about now-ish?

El Blanco Oct 25th, 2008 08:41 AM

Na, she's gotta do a celebrity reality show and/or a few b-movies first.

I'll set the over/under at 3 years.

WhiteRat Nov 13th, 2008 05:31 PM

Lesnar/Couture takes place this saturday night. Any guesses on who's going to win?

As much I like Lesnar I think that his inexperience will be his downfall and Couture will win by judge's decision.

pac-man Nov 13th, 2008 08:00 PM

I agree... Coutre wins on points.

MattJack Nov 14th, 2008 11:27 AM

Brock is a beast. He is just a giant human, butttt I think Captain America's experience will come in handy.

I'm taking Captain America via submission 2nd rd even though most people are taking Brock by TKO.

Sam Nov 14th, 2008 04:12 PM

Couture has fought tougher dudes, I am sure he knows what to expect from Lesnar. He'll submit him with noooooo problem.

pac-man Nov 16th, 2008 11:18 AM

Looks like Brock pulled off the upset. Wish I had seen the fight.

McClain Nov 16th, 2008 12:37 PM

No UFC talk in an EliteXC thread. Nono!

Pentegarn Nov 16th, 2008 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by McClain (Post 594437)
No UFC talk in an EliteXC thread. Nono!

I wondered what was going here on myself :lol

WhiteRat Nov 16th, 2008 11:33 PM

I thought we were going to use this thread as the universal MMA thread, in honor of the late great Elite XC?

pac-man Nov 16th, 2008 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 594527)
I thought we were going to use this thread as the universal MMA thread, in honor of the late great Elite XC?

That was my understanding as well.

Quote:

In honor of the great EliteXC and their ridiculous pimping of a hack fighter, I say we should keep all MMA talk in this thread forever and ever.

Sam Nov 17th, 2008 12:43 AM

Yeah, this is the MMA Omnithread, as I think Mattjack put it.

MattJack Nov 17th, 2008 04:51 PM

Well I got the 2nd round right... :lol

Brock is a beasssttt of a human being. Doesn't mean his all that great of a fight :\

Not hating on him, he just needs more exp imho.

MattJack Nov 18th, 2008 10:33 AM

OMNI MMA Thread
 
No more confusion. General MMA blabber goes in here.

If we can get the EliteXC thread merged in here that would be great.

Sam Nov 18th, 2008 10:40 AM

Why didn't you just get Pac-Man to rename the EliteXC thread? :(

pac-man Nov 18th, 2008 11:24 AM

I totally would've done it.

McClain Nov 18th, 2008 01:08 PM

UFC 92

Griffin v Evans
Prediction: My only prediction is that it will go to decision.

Mir v Nog
Prediction: Nog brings out Mir's Tears. Nog in round 2 by submission.

Silva v Jackson
Prediction: The Axe Murderer manhandles Rampage. Ref stoppage in round 1.

Okami v Lister
Prediction: Lister folds him up like fried rangoon. 3rd round submission by Lister.


UFC 93

Franklin v Henderson
Prediction: This one goes to Henderson via 3rd quarter nod by the judges. Split.

Coleman v Rua
Shogun is going to beat the action figure senseless. 1st round KO. Which will be a shame, 'cause I like Coleman. The Hammer will resort to scripted wrestling in Japan after this loss.


UFC 94

Penn v. GSP
Prediction: I don't care who wins, I just want to see a great fight - Give me 4.5 rounds of ass kicking that ends w/ a KO or TKO.

Machida v Thiago Silva
Prediction: Lyoto has beat better fighters. I give him the v via 2nd round TKO.

Lesnar vs Mir or Nog
Prediction: Lesnar loses to the UFC 92 victor via submission in the 3rd round.


Affliction: Day of Reckoning

Fedor v Arlovski
Prediction: Fedor KOs Dracula in the 2nd round.

Barnett v ????
Prediction: Doesn't matter who he fights. I bet Babyface assassinates.

Belfort v ????
Prediction:

Babalu v Linland
Prediction: Linland via 2nd round TKO.

Li'l Nog v The Janitor (I'm not even gonna' try and spell his name)
Prediction: Vladimir via decision.


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