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Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 03:29 AM

America
 

Esuohlim Dec 4th, 2008 03:46 AM

I like how Africa is completely absent

Colonel Flagg Dec 4th, 2008 06:17 AM

Have you ever thought of submitting your artwork to the New Yorker? :posh

EDIT - The subcontinent - they answer the phones for tech support

El Blanco Dec 4th, 2008 08:29 AM

And you felt the need to start a thread about a joke thats about a decade old because...

ZeldaQueen Dec 4th, 2008 01:14 PM

That's about it. :lol

Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Blanco (Post 599754)
And you felt the need to start a thread about a joke thats about a decade old because...

Because I'm American motherfucker. I can do what I want. Who do you think you are? The U.N.? Fuck th U.N.!

Dimnos Dec 4th, 2008 03:49 PM


Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 03:57 PM

Fanatiques américains stupides de base-ball avec leurs grands shorts et véhicules utilitaires sportifs de bain. Seul conduisant au travail dans votre voiture est-il par de 5 Miles par heure, alors que la ruelle de carpool est vide, maintenant un sport ? Baisez vous et vos fritures de liberté ! J'ai su que vous de gros chats paresseux retourneriez à les appeler coupe de Français. Seulement les sèches comme vous penseraient que le base-ball était un sport pour les hommes.

Colonel Flagg Dec 4th, 2008 04:10 PM

Très bien, Monsieur Tadao! :)

Dimnos Dec 4th, 2008 04:32 PM

Whats wrong with baseball?

Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 04:46 PM

Nothing, if you're a girl.

Dixie Dec 4th, 2008 04:50 PM


Dimnos Dec 5th, 2008 11:42 AM

You dont like soccer do you? :rolleyes

Tadao Dec 5th, 2008 11:54 AM

Who GiG? I would never sock her! >:

Dixie Dec 5th, 2008 12:44 PM

Well you're no fun.

Tadao Dec 5th, 2008 12:56 PM

You're the Dom, remember?

Dixie Dec 5th, 2008 01:00 PM

Hahaha, I'm a switch.
Oui Oui!

Pentegarn Dec 9th, 2008 11:47 PM

This map is edumacational.

I didn't know the island of Sapporo was filled with more evil-doers.

Perndog Dec 19th, 2008 01:49 AM

I didn't know Sapporo was an island.

DeadKennedys Jan 3rd, 2009 04:01 PM

Apparently, the Island of Sapporo is North Korea, also

Evil Robot Jan 3rd, 2009 04:51 PM

Not all Asians live on islands.

VaporTrailx1 Jan 7th, 2009 01:10 AM

Africa is a continent of death. You have the meanest animals on the planet with 4/5 countries within it under civil war. Not to mention Ebola and whatever the hell is hidden under the Sphynx! Watch Ghost in the Darkness, Hotel Rwanda, and Lord of War. That's the summary.

Tadao Jan 7th, 2009 01:37 AM

And doesn't exist on this map.

Evil Robot Jan 8th, 2009 06:22 PM

Watch The Gods Must Be Crazy

Zomboid Jan 8th, 2009 06:28 PM

Seriously, I worked with some Sudanese guys last summer, and they talked about how great Africa is, but there's no way I'd wanna go there; There's way too many things that could kill me :O

Tadao Jan 8th, 2009 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 606719)
Watch The Gods Must Be Crazy

The first time I saw that I ate a bunch of mushrooms and had no idea what it was about. My friend was completely amused by the questionable look on my face as I began to trip balls on a documentary gone wrong.

Tadao Apr 15th, 2010 05:09 AM

I fucking love how the Tea Party represents America. FUCK YA'LL, WE RULE, YOU RHYME WITH RULE IN A NEGATIVE MANNER!

CAN I GET A FUCK YA?

Evil Robot Apr 15th, 2010 11:41 PM

"It's ... it's pork! And uhh earmarks! And they can't shove it down my throat!"

Evil Robot Apr 15th, 2010 11:43 PM

These cult members are giving tea a bad name.

Kitsa Apr 16th, 2010 11:11 AM

They sit on our streetcorners in rocking chairs but I can't figure out the rest of it because they don't seem to have any signs or literature. They just sort of sit there.

Anyone else?

Colonel Flagg Apr 16th, 2010 11:51 AM

They're exactly the same as the hippies of the late '60's, but without the long hair, tie-dyed shirts, or the Grateful Dead.

ANTI GOVERNMENT, ANTI WAR, ANTI TAX, AUNTIE EM.

Dimnos Apr 16th, 2010 11:53 AM

They are pissed the government is spending money. Mostly to do with the bailouts I think.

TheCoolinator Apr 16th, 2010 03:27 PM

Funny Map...I'm thinking of printing it out.

Good Jobby!

Tadao Apr 16th, 2010 03:30 PM

Just don't gay up this thread too.

TheCoolinator Apr 16th, 2010 03:48 PM

It's too late...you're already in here....Bwhahaha:lol

The Leader Apr 16th, 2010 04:21 PM

That doesn't make sense. He told you not to gay up the thread and you said that it was too late, you had already gayed it up because he was already in here.

Though that perfectly demonstrates your process of reasoning overall, so I guess that post is fine the way it is.

TheCoolinator Apr 16th, 2010 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 680998)
Just don't gay up this thread too.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 681005)
That doesn't make sense. He told you not to gay up the thread and you said that it was too late, you had already gayed it up because he was already in here.

Though that perfectly demonstrates your process of reasoning overall, so I guess that post is fine the way it is.

Do I really have to explain this?

"Don't gay up this thread too"

"It's too late....You're already in here"

Meaning......His presence has already ruined the thread.

The Leader Apr 16th, 2010 04:30 PM

:lol I love how you still think you can wrap your head around my posts.

TheCoolinator Apr 16th, 2010 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 681009)
I love how you still think you can wrap your head around my posts.

No one cares about your posts. Most of the time you're asking mindless questions. Either because you have trouble understanding simple things or you're completely devoid of any critical thinking skills.

You're living proof that No Child Left Behind is a failure.

The Leader Apr 16th, 2010 04:36 PM

Here, let me help you to understand:
Tadao's post told specifically you not to gay up the thread. You then retorted, but because of the phrasing of Tadao's post and of your post, when read it appears as though your logic follows the train of thought that I criticized you for in my prior post.

See, I didn't actually think that was your train of thought. I was making fun of your poorly worded and horribly unoriginal retort. Do you get it now? It's called a joke.

Do you need me to make some diagrams for you?

The Leader Apr 16th, 2010 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCoolinator (Post 681011)
Either because you have trouble understanding simple things or you're completely devoid of any critical thinking skills.

It's not healthy to project your problems onto others.

Also way to gay up the thread.

Colonel Flagg Apr 16th, 2010 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 680838)
CAN I GET A FUCK YA?

AMERICA!!!! F**K YEAH!!!!

TheCoolinator Apr 16th, 2010 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 681013)
Also way to gay up the thread.

Like I said before...Its too late.....you and tadeo have already completely gay-a-fied the thread. It can't get any gayer.....:sleep

Tadao Apr 16th, 2010 04:45 PM

SHUT THE FUCK UP COOLIE AND LEADER. MAKE YOUR OWN ARGUE ABOUT EVERYTHING THREAD.

The Leader Apr 16th, 2010 04:46 PM

Hey, it's not my fault that coolie is slow.

TheCoolinator Apr 16th, 2010 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 681019)
I'm devoid of common sense.

Hopefully, TheLeader will go back to writing his "reports" and allow us adults to continue this banter in peace. :sleep

The Leader Apr 16th, 2010 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCoolinator (Post 681020)
Something insulting about coolie in this quote because I'm so witty.

Hey coolie, why don't you go act like an adult and write another angry tangent about how modern video game systems are horrible.:lol

Tadao Apr 16th, 2010 04:51 PM

Hey look someone found Africa!


TheCoolinator Apr 16th, 2010 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 681024)
Hey look someone found Africa!


Nice. I think this was the same map I had in my 4th grade Social Studies class.

Zhukov Apr 18th, 2010 07:48 AM

Did someone draw that new? These are so god damn unfunny.

Tadao Apr 19th, 2010 05:26 PM

FUCK YOU HAWAII

ZeldaQueen Apr 19th, 2010 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 681295)
FUCK YOU HAWAII

That might take some time.

The Leader Apr 19th, 2010 09:53 PM

Not if Mattjack helps.

Esuohlim Apr 19th, 2010 10:01 PM

HI I MA AMERICAN, WHAT THE HELL IS AN ETHOPIA :american

Tadao Sep 14th, 2012 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 599731)


kahljorn Sep 14th, 2012 09:55 PM

africa and the peloponessian islands arent on that

:lol

it could at least have africa and then AIDS in big letters

Tadao Sep 14th, 2012 10:59 PM

AFRICA
IN
DIRE
STRAITS

Colonel Flagg Sep 15th, 2012 06:13 PM

You forgot India, with the logo "Microsoft Tech Support".


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