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executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 02:45 PM

Quote:

EVERYBODY LETS POST ANGRY JEKR POSTS AS FAS T AS WE CAN SO THIS THREAD GETS 20 PAGES
who knew we would make it so far, and so fast :(

-willie

Drev Jan 18th, 2004 02:55 PM

I got a hangnail now. :(

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 03:00 PM

i'm sorry :( if its at all the fault of this thread, just remember we have NO HOMEOWNERS INSURANCE >: (slams door)

-willie

executioneer Jan 18th, 2004 03:08 PM

(opens door a crack) <whispers> I'm sorry I've been having emotions problems :( (shuts door again)

-willie

Matt Harty Jan 18th, 2004 04:12 PM

What is this crap?

liquidstatik Jan 18th, 2004 04:17 PM

GOOD AFTERNOON, FOLKS!

I just woke up. :o

HickMan Jan 18th, 2004 04:32 PM

GOOD AFTERNOON, SLEEPYHEAD!

HickMan Jan 18th, 2004 04:36 PM

I ATE ANOTHER DOUGHNUT :( KRISPY KREME IS YUM

Big Papa Goat Jan 18th, 2004 05:12 PM

KRISPY KREME KOFFEE :eek

Sam Jan 18th, 2004 05:15 PM

I JUST WOKE UP AS WELL! TIME TO EAT SOME CHICKEN! :)

HickMan Jan 18th, 2004 05:21 PM

FROM THE HEAT BOX?

Sam Jan 18th, 2004 05:23 PM

OH YES, THE HEAT BOX!!! :)

OMGYOUREMEMBERED!!!!!! ^_^

camacazio Jan 18th, 2004 05:43 PM

Seems I should get some breakfast.

Rongi Jan 18th, 2004 06:04 PM

I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back
pair a khaki pants with my shoe shined black
got a little lady walk that street
tellin' all the boys she can't be beat
twenny dollah bill ( i can set you straight )
meet me onna corner boy 'n don't be late
man in a suit with a bow-tie neck
wanna buy a grunt with a third party check
standin' onna porch of the Lido Hotel
floozies in the lobby love the way I sell: HOT MEAT
HOT RATS
HOT RITZ
HOT ZITZ
HOT ROOTS
HOT WRISTS
HOT SOOTS

soundtest Jan 18th, 2004 06:09 PM

holy fuck :eek

25 pages in less than 24 hrs. that has to be a record

Rongi Jan 18th, 2004 06:10 PM

edit: shit :(

HickMan Jan 18th, 2004 06:13 PM

CALL ME STEVE

Rongi Jan 18th, 2004 06:20 PM

WE HAVE TO KEEP THIS ON THE TOP >:

HickMan Jan 18th, 2004 06:21 PM

NO DOUBT

Rongi Jan 18th, 2004 06:25 PM

STUPID MARYLIN THREAD FULL OF IDIOTS AND MOES >:

liquidstatik Jan 18th, 2004 06:26 PM

YEAH, MARILYN SHOULD LEAVE THE INTERENT :HINTS

Rongi Jan 18th, 2004 06:28 PM

SHUT UP :lol

liquidstatik Jan 18th, 2004 06:29 PM

SOMEBODY START A MADLIB! 8-)

Rongi Jan 18th, 2004 06:30 PM

I just listiened to Hot Rats five times :eek

In a row :eek

I'm gonna be def when I get older :(

Rongi Jan 18th, 2004 06:33 PM

PS MO IS SHORT FOR HOMO :eek

liquidstatik Jan 18th, 2004 06:35 PM

>__< ANIME FASAE #2

liquidstatik Jan 18th, 2004 06:44 PM

Edited because people got mad. :(

Matt Harty Jan 18th, 2004 06:45 PM

Edit: nevermind

liquidstatik Jan 18th, 2004 06:46 PM

:lol

Sam Jan 18th, 2004 07:00 PM

HEY HEY EVERYBODY!!! I'M AT WORK!

liquidstatik Jan 18th, 2004 07:04 PM

WHERE DO YEW WORK MISTAR SAMMY? :D

Sam Jan 18th, 2004 07:07 PM

At this gardening supply store place. I'm doing inventory so I get to be on the computer! :)

liquidstatik Jan 18th, 2004 07:10 PM

GARDENS R 4 FAGS :ROLLEYES








J/K SAM :D

HickMan Jan 18th, 2004 07:11 PM

NO DOUBT

HickMan Jan 18th, 2004 07:16 PM

THIS ONE'S ON TOP

liquidstatik Jan 18th, 2004 07:19 PM

I WISH FEELEVIL WAS HERE TO FREESTYLE TO US ;(

HickMan Jan 18th, 2004 07:22 PM

REMEMBER BILE DRIVER?? HE WAS COOL :(

Sam Jan 18th, 2004 07:29 PM

It's a good thing you said you were just kidding Liquid, or I would have felt bad and been hurt. :tear

HickMan Jan 18th, 2004 07:32 PM

MR.SARCASTIC WAS SNAPPY!

Big McLargehuge Jan 18th, 2004 07:34 PM

Tucson may be crappy desert, but it is cool cause i can swim in january :0

Cap'n Crunch Jan 18th, 2004 07:48 PM

From: Dr. Boogie
To: Cap'n Crunch
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2004 2:25 pm
Subject: Posting porn
One more like that, and you'll be banned for three months.

:lol

Cap'n Crunch Jan 18th, 2004 07:49 PM

OMG, RUBIN STUDDARD IS ON TV.

Cap'n Crunch Jan 18th, 2004 07:51 PM

BEER BEER BEER FOOTBALL TITS FOOTBALL FAGGOTS BEER FOOTBALL

HickMan Jan 18th, 2004 07:51 PM

DILBERT! :O

Rongi Jan 18th, 2004 08:00 PM

DICKMAN :lol

HickMan Jan 18th, 2004 08:03 PM

RonGAY! :lol

HickMan Jan 18th, 2004 08:06 PM

SRY :( I FELT BAD :(

Matt Harty Jan 18th, 2004 08:06 PM

:lol

Rongi Jan 18th, 2004 08:13 PM

crime time live

Rongi Jan 18th, 2004 08:17 PM

CRIME

HickMan Jan 18th, 2004 08:18 PM

GO PLAY SOCOM :(

feelevil Jan 18th, 2004 08:27 PM

N MUTHAFUCKAZ SAY >I< TALKD 2 MUCH BACK IN THA DAY??? BULLLLLLLLSHIT YO

but i b feelin dis werd werd werd

PEACE.


sl;jkdfakl;jfd;l;;;;;


Sam Jan 18th, 2004 08:27 PM

Grace us with an ill rhyme or two, Mister Feelevil sir.

camacazio Jan 18th, 2004 08:33 PM

I haven't posted in 4 pages! :(

HickMan Jan 18th, 2004 08:36 PM

YOUR DUMB STUPID :<

liquidstatik Jan 18th, 2004 08:43 PM

BUMP!

feelevil Jan 18th, 2004 08:43 PM

:)

IS THIS THING ON??! IS THIS THING ON?!

muthafuck what happened to this bitch since i been gone!>

fuckin tubesock n mad max n marilyn 666
evry last 1 a whiny ass bitch
lotida tha shemale n Stoppa crack alley ho
n jeanX fighting fucking characters like her life depends on it yo

HEY FUCKTARD HEY FUCKTARD
bitch what is dat??
suck dis dick fo daddy
n u'll know where itz at

pass the blunt yo i jus teasin gettin my feet wet
cuz none of these punkz b worthy 2 step
in tha past yall called me spamming and flooding and shit
but surely my weakest iz betta than dis

so hellz no sorry man dont got 2 much 2 say
unless JIN* wants 2 show up n throw shit my way


;)

PEACE.

HickMan Jan 18th, 2004 08:49 PM

DAMN, DOGG! WHATU BEEN UP 2, NIGGA? BOY IS K 2 COME UP IN DIS JOINT AN' TALK SHIT 2 DA NOOBS, YO.

sorry :(

ScruU2wice Jan 18th, 2004 09:07 PM

time to eat :)

jin Jan 18th, 2004 09:07 PM

Feelevilee is back and I guess its that time again;
Been missin you, you ******;
Just reminiscing bout the fun we had;
Even yo old days of yellin and frontin';
These fake ass posters being fake ass posers;
We need some proper style in this bullshit, yo holla;
Less funnier now and all jokes;
Quotes all from their video;
Monotonous Material;
Hard to steer through, yo;
We gotta bring back the new old school Geee;
Stop this frontin;
All this Trickin;
By Spittin' and rippin' against all these Generics;
Geriatrics;
(No offense to adventure, yo ;D);
You have no fuckin' idea;
The difficulty we all have now;
To have to wade through all this repetition;
All day, every day;
how- trying to find something worth readinee;
Something worth a laugh or two;
Some thing to discuss without the crazee;
Its all the same ol same ol shitee;
So now you better make them all pay;
Bring some flair;
Some skill to this ol' loo an' loo;
It's only fair;
Yeah, Hows all the groceree soccer momees anyway yo?;
//Rock out! ;D


HAEhHAEhAHEhAHEhAEhAEHHAEhHAEh

Mr. Vagiclean Jan 18th, 2004 09:15 PM

:lol

FUCK YO THIS THREAD IS TOO ******ISH FOR ME, MAD STUPID FUN TOO MAFAKA >:

liquidstatik Jan 18th, 2004 09:17 PM

You ruined the flow, vagiclean. :(

Mr. Vagiclean Jan 18th, 2004 09:28 PM

FUCK YOU STAT >: , YOU WEREN'T EVEN CLOSE TO "THROWING SHIT MY WAY" OR RHYMING IN MY HARD RAP-BATTLED FACE

ScruU2wice Jan 18th, 2004 09:37 PM

pace yourself buddy...

feelevil Jan 18th, 2004 09:43 PM

aaaawwww YE JIN* back in dis muthafucka!

but excuse me... wit no disrespect 2 tha east side

"TOO ******ISH FOR YOU?"
wtf say dat aint true
can only speak fo myself, but hangin on ur every word iz all i ever do :tear


Figure 1 - Mr. Vagiclean

now tha grocery store yo
be betta than ever
welfare moms put out
or they get fucking THROWN out, cuz yo dey knowwwwww
biological clocks b ticking n those bitches best b lickin
n i best b spendin their child support on 40s

MATT HARTY MATT HARTY
answer yo cell phone
got a big ass booty bitch for ya
n damn that nigga likes 2 bone

shit aint lookin too pretty
vagiclean needs monistat 7>> STAT

liquidstatik dun b so dramatic
this shit cant get no worse
no place 2 go but UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPpppppppp
in this muthafucka

GENERICS GENERICS GENERICS
got somethin 2 say?
:) or
>: or
:( ?
come out n playyyyy


n willie dun mean 2 hijack ur thread>>> but sum of dis shit jus needs 2 be said!

PEACE>>>

HickMan Jan 18th, 2004 09:47 PM

How was I? Was I good?

ScruU2wice Jan 18th, 2004 09:48 PM


HickMan Jan 18th, 2004 09:49 PM

OMG ITS THA CLAW! :eek LOOK BEHIND YOU!

jin Jan 18th, 2004 10:00 PM

Vagiclean, yo I hear what the evilee is sayin';
Shut yo' mouth bizziatch yo;
Most skip your stuff that you just GOTTA play;
Just up an outta here 'fore some gizzat is fo shizzat busted in yo glizzat ho;
You aint been in this game;
hell, no game none game dont game;
Leave us the hell alone oh;
Feel's it wasnt just yesterday i was sayin i wish feelevil would quit beein gone;
He done get up run off he went left us all alone;
Now he's back and i be repentin for the things i say;
Shit, with him back now we can play;
Just dont go back to makin me regret these things that i say hey?; ;D
Willie, the large man yo, best of the best;
Beats the rest in the stakes bestin the best from the west;
Broadcastin coast to coastee;
Kitties and the diet Fartkins ho;
I too apologise for this hijackinee;
Cept with all this lovin and rocking between the two of us;
Feelevillee and mee;
There aint no tension or shit to spit yo;
So hows about i just say a lil' so-an-so;
How your still stuck wit the welfare momee;
Cause you game has been played out yo;
You burn out gee;
Strung out;
Hit up;
Rolled Out;
And now you start attackin meep;
Then this can be a proper battlee, Yo;


//PEACE

AEHHAEhaHEhAEHHAEhaHEaE

Sam Jan 18th, 2004 10:17 PM

BUMP! :)

feelevil Jan 18th, 2004 10:18 PM

KLJ:KL:SJ:::;;;

ahhhh JIN* that's who i wuz lookin 4
but i fear son... u be sorry if u open that door
cuz since i been gone u been silent
n i fear u wont be able to deal wit tha violence

u n chojin n this :love LOVE :love mentality
makin me question u boyz' sexuality
n i dun wanna do time for hittin a girl
or is it u that wearz tha pants in dis gaylationship?

nah man>>> yo i b feeling guilty already>>>

mebbe i jus send Johannas ur way?
to give u sum practice?
cuz lv 3 tiger genocide does damage>>>
n i fear u cant manage
or block in tha corner
like a lil skoolgirl

dealin wit tha tentacles of FEELEVIL
muthafuckaz go DOWN
n i gots money that says u can lick up nut like tha rest of 'em


:nutinbutluv

Yo.

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2004 10:39 PM

MAD LIBS??!?!

liquidstatik Jan 18th, 2004 10:42 PM

I have one. But I dun wanna interupt the freestyle battle. :o

liquidstatik Jan 18th, 2004 11:00 PM

I guess ther done fer now.


Adjective Est
French Or Kiss
Pair Of Clothing

The Retro Kat Jan 18th, 2004 11:11 PM

Biggest
Kiss
Swatsika

camacazio Jan 18th, 2004 11:13 PM

smallest
french
pants

jin Jan 18th, 2004 11:19 PM

Oh I am sorry!;
I didnt know you started at all;
Didnt hear your fussin' an' rantin' all along the side;
Yo' man johannos or whatever?;
Shit nikka, you could do better;
You better do better;
He is more impotent than the clintons;
Posterboy for the gay cowboy movies;
Tell him to go rub Afflecks legs;
Go higher;
Move on ol' Bens pecks;
Or is he just going to stick up a picture from fark;
"YOU JUST AIN'T TEH SECKS";
Schoolgirl you say?;
Gimme Go-Go Anyday;
"You wanna penetrate me?";
Ima penetrate you;
With the Yubarii style;
Spin the disk;
Bust out the 'licks;
Chop all yo' dicks with the mad spinning chain playee;
I can just imagine you walkin' a-down the street;
With your mad homie jo-hanson;
You see some bleached whale of a trash-white;
You turn to your crew jo-;
"Yo baby - IMA TAP THAT ASS";
NO.;
You can go for that yo;
Cause then you say;
"Least Im Straight!"
If that's what gets you all mad-love in the head;
The thought of momma from waterboy givin you said head;
Hell, Gimme a plate of depp, johnny any-day;
Those you roll with are the lowest of the low;
And i dont remember you postin anymore than i have, ho;


//ENTER

AHEhAEHaHEhHEhHEhaHEhaHE

ScruU2wice Jan 18th, 2004 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
Biggest
Kiss
Swatsika

swastika*

BURN

thats for correcting all my spelling mistakes

feelevil Jan 19th, 2004 12:28 AM

u talkin trash bout me n my crew??
want i should call wiffles? then what u gonna do?

yo.. i be first 2 admit that johannas be lacking
what he missin in skill he makes up in ass kissing
i just figured u rusty>>dun mean no bad>>
freestylin takes practice>>not lurkin like u have

BEEN

now true i been gone>>> ummm wait... or have i??
u may know me under sum other guise>>
i could b a generic>> want another clue?
hellz this b fight club n all, mebbe im you!
(just bein curius>>>u gots a crush on pitt too?)

see tha FEELEVIL ARMY went covert for awhile
but now it be back>>> n this warfare got style
clean up ur act yo, i make room for u too
i think therez a position of Jr. PUNK open, maybe 2

now no more frontin>> no more smilies>>
no more pussyfootin...time 2 begin>
n hurtin ur feelings gonna feel like a sin
but ur shit b played out like ur pirate avatar
n this shit can only go so far
HEAVEN AND HELL? muthafuck say hi to C:\, Toadie, Generic, they ur neighbors
yo u can unleash the 'friendship'>>or whiney 'babality'
but know i gonna do u no less than fatality
my hos?? damn whale bitch be way more than u can handle>>
but, fess up yo, the real reason be cuz she dont got a "handle"
these nasty bitches may not b heaven sent
but i aint no fool>> who u think payz my rent?

but YO....u mad on tha kill bill references i see?>>
never took u for tha kind to like white boy wet dreamz

sall good tho> no bloodshed, yo
the real u im gettin to know>>
the man behind all the italics and pink
or white boy trapped in body of chink?


REPREZENT

HickMan Jan 19th, 2004 12:37 AM

YO G'S AN Z'S
I JUST GO STUNG BY A BEE
THE SLAVES ARE FREE
THEY SURE CAN PEE
WHEN I'M ON A RIDE I SAY WEE
NOBODY HERE NEEDS A GUIDE
I JUST CUT OFF A BEAR'S HIDE
DIS KAT IS JIVE
HE LOOKS LIKE A FUKIN RAT
I HATE BATS
WHATS UP WIT DAT?

jin Jan 19th, 2004 12:53 AM

Whats that?
Again i heard you speakin'?;
And listening this time to what you're saying;
I can see you gave it your all;
Some bein funny - im laughing;
But you still just same ol' evilee drawl;
You offer the position "Jr. Punk"?;
Well i wanna be commander of the rank;
Dont worry though, ill keep your ****** ass cause "you got spunk";
Kid;
I dont remember you practising no freestyling at all;
Myself - theres no point preachin to most of these young ******s;
Dont know the difference between truth and flair;
Just dont got much "up there";
I play a different game to your cheap ass ways;
Dont need to pimp myself to commonfolk to pay my wages;
And be proud of it on the internet of all places!;
Without your metal arms jax you aint shit;
So just settle for a bit;
Ill admit the avatars gettin old;
And my schtick of whining like carni is sold and sold;
But I member when you were just a lil' forum tyke;
Anywho like metallica? Im black! hey! I do!;
Now its all gangsta and tupac;
Who do you think killed that ****** and biggie too?;
Your armys a tad old;
And they all lack respect;
Who you got?;
Jo-hanson and wiffles?;
Ones too awesome to fight and the other too gay;
Not in that order;
Yo! feelevilee;
What happened to your feelgood and feelwhateveree?;
Bape - Ill admit is the best of the bunch;
But you really gotta hide behind the faces of fakes cause you too scared to postee?;
Ta final note for y'all while im still in a calm enough mood;
To pull a "friendship" or rock a "babality" you gotta win first;
Something you just cant achieve, yo;
And oh Pitt, mmmmmmmmmmm tasty oh!;

//Switch


;>

AHEhAEHHAEhAHEhAEHHEhaE

HickMan Jan 19th, 2004 12:59 AM

I'm out of my leauge

MEATMAN Jan 19th, 2004 01:00 AM

I think my brain is going to ooze out my ears.

executioneer Jan 19th, 2004 01:02 AM

opps i forgot no fighting :lol

-willie

HickMan Jan 19th, 2004 01:04 AM

It means he's gay >:

Anonymous Jan 19th, 2004 01:09 AM



WORD LIFE

HickMan Jan 19th, 2004 01:11 AM

x :/

camacazio Jan 19th, 2004 01:23 AM

What happened to madlibs?

Big Papa Goat Jan 19th, 2004 02:12 AM

nown

Mr. Vagiclean Jan 19th, 2004 02:19 AM

I feel so raped by these words that sounds alike, i forgot to feed my kyke! :).....who eh, is STABBED BY A PIKE >:

I AM POET AND DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT MAFAKA :explode

feelevil Jan 19th, 2004 03:09 AM

damn right i got spunk kid>>
lotsa spunk right here>>
oopsie did i get it in ur eye like last year?

but yo>> scared most of these young bitches will put u in ur place?
what happened to u jin?
this candy ass shits a disgrace
u dun pimp urself to commonfolk to pay ur wage?
just get pimped by a corporation to harass them all day?
damn g... put it like dat... n i feel like such a...a... a whore>>>
1 sec "YO, i KNOW you bought more 40z bitch or else yo ass going back to tha store!"

sorry where were we?
aw ye u know BAPE!
kids got a good heart
unlike all tha fakes
time n a place>
n they serve a purpose>
more fun than moping and crying and lurking?

yo glad to see u remember when i was a forum tyke>>
cuz i remember back before u was dyke
remember? i had a bouncing burger avatar
who killed tupac and biggie? u? man i know u not lettin me off with that 1>

b-b-but>> 'while u still in a calm mood', tho?
jin u feel THE PAIN IS A COMING again> its startin to show
gettin frustrated? breakin a sweat?
its ok u big bad i-mockery vet>
take a nap> take a breather>> a break from the game>
then when u feel up to it, bust out the keyboard n spit more of the same>

feelwhateveree was feelneutral, G> how i be feelin right now how i feelin for u right now, see
feelconcerned>
cuz i know this aint be ur all> u on tha fence yo>> why u like sittin on the fence..?
i think its time for u to get ur ass down here n at least try to represent>
cuz if this all u got>> man it does hurt>> we're livin in the past>> ur flows napped in tha dirt>>
lemme fire up the emulator>wtf this is just space invaders
oh well its a classic?
what did i expect>>
its shit b tired but hey! >least the font colors not wack


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camacazio Jan 19th, 2004 03:51 AM

30 pages please :(

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 03:53 AM

^_~ ANIME FASE #3

camacazio Jan 19th, 2004 04:01 AM

That's the spirit! :(

Anonymous Jan 19th, 2004 04:04 AM

WORD LIFE

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 04:07 AM

:lol

camacazio Jan 19th, 2004 04:23 AM

I'm watching the brak show.

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 05:15 AM


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HEY LIQUIDSTATIK!!! ;D


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