the difference is :xmas3:lol2:lol2:lol2:killme

The difference is that women at the Re Fairs like to squish their bewbs together and display them and it is perfectly alright to stare at them, slap them on the ass and call her a wench. Not at all that bad now that I thinks about it. Accept you have to pay 10 dollars for a quarter pound of boiled red cabbage.

It would seem that you have nothing to do with it. :hat

:motorboat

My god, that is fantastic.

Her cups runneth over :eek

They are Trayvon.

At the con I just visited, I found myself alone in a room with a sort of nerdy guy and an attention whore with mashed-up boobs and an Invader Zim backpack. As if the in-your-face boobs weren't enough, she sat for a moment and said, "Oh, I hate my boobs!"

The guy kind of looked up and went back to what he was doing.

That wasn't enough for her, so she said, "I stick my phone down my bra and my boobs always dial someone!"

He was just sort of like, uh huh, so she went off to boob someone else. The whole thing about girls not coming to stuff like that is a fallacy just like no girls on the internet. The vast majority of twentysomething girls there were the kind of chunky, needy attention-whores who look at sci fi convention guys like shooting fish in a barrel.

Apt assessment.

I have the exact same problem that girl has, except it happens when I stick my phone in my back pants pocket and my butt dials someone.

OH, I HATE MY ASS! >:

Was she fat with zits all over her tits?

Hang on, I'm psychic; yes, fat with zits on tits, "bisexual" but only dates guys, allergic to everything under the sun, constant random medical problems that she won't shut up about, constantly posts facebook pics of herself in that one shirt/bra combo that always makes her tits pop out, tells anyone who will listen that she has "problems opening up to people", hates her coworkers, has every videogame console imaginable but spends all of her time playing WOW, and has one equally fat ex boyfriend that she keeps getting back together with because he's the only person in the world that's more of a loser than she is

You forgot the age-inappropriate pigtails that were more sad than sexy, and I think it was more compressed chest fat than "tits", but you're on the right track.

Don't keypads lock in the US? :eek

No match for boobs when there's attention to be had

So her boyfriend/thing is pram maven.

Milhouse, did you ever end up boning that girl with the periodic table shirt?

NOPE, SHE'S LONG GONE.

I DID. :picklehat

Did you COPPER a feel? :eek

Did you BARIUM into her cunt? :eek

Element puns >:

You're out of your element, that's why she didn't fuck you.

I GAVE HER A SAMMIUM ENEMA.

Did she gurgle your green eggs and ham?

:(